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Post by pieandchips on Jul 6, 2008 23:51:18 GMT -5
I stole this tag and it generated a few very hilarious results... 1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle. 2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up. Add "in my pants" to the end 1. Megadeth - Hangar 18 in my pants (Wait, how would that fit in my pants?) 2. Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box in my pants (  ) 3. Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing in my pants (Well, yes there is SOMETHING like that down there XD) 4. AC/DC - TNT in my pants (I hope it's not going to detonate) 5. Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists in my pants (Again, how would those fit in there?) 6. Foo Fighters - The Pretender in my pants ( ) 7. The Killers - Somebody Told Me in my pants (Why would somebody tell me something down there?) 8. Metallica - Whiplash in my pants (HOLY FUCKING GOD!) 9. Muse - Supermassive Black Hole in my pants (Then I wouldn't have anything down there!  ) 10. Dethklok - Castratikron in my pants (GAH!!!) 11. Pearl Jam - Even Flow in my pants (XD I have no comment) 12. Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit in my pants (...) 13. Disturbed - Stricken in my pants (IT HURTS LIKE HELL!) 14. Serj Tankian - Empty Walls in my pants (?!?!?!?!?!1/1/1?!?1/one?!?!?!) 15. Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills in my pants (ONLY IF YOU'RE A HOT GIRL!) |
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 7, 2008 0:13:49 GMT -5
1: Dimmu Borgir - The Serpentine Offering in my pants. (Great. I'm Christian and there's a Satanic ritual happening where my reproductive organs are. Just... fucking... lovely...)
2: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down in my pants. (I'm not close enough with anyone yet to let them do this.)
3: Kamelot - Descent Of The Archangel in my pants. (I don't know any Archangel that would want to.)
4: Aquabats - Fashion Zombies in my pants. (Get them out! I don't want them there -_-)
5: Ayumi Hamasaki - Evolution in my pants. (Soooo... what is it evolving into?)
6: FMA OST - Brajta (Brothers) in my pants. (Nicholas! GET OUT OF THERE!)
7: Rhapsody - Wings of Destiny in my pants. (Sooo... What does this mean?)
8: Cassie - Flyleaf in my pants. (I don't know why it's called Flyleaf, but what's it doing in my pants?)
9: Utada Hikaru - Colors in my pants. (Plenty of colors in my pants :3)
10: Linkin Park - My December in my pants. (Noooo... It's never been cold in there.)
11: Sarah McLaughlan - Arms Of An Angel in my pants. (Felix, get your arms out of my pants. They belong in Double D's pants.)
12: Breaking Benjamin - Evil Angel in my pants. (Depends on which Evil Angel you're talking about *perverted grin*)
13: Serj Tankian - Empty Walls in my pants. (I've got walls in my pants?)
14: Gretchen - Fading in my pants. (So... whose fading?)
15: Natasha Farrow - Calling To The Night in my pants. (Once again... who? Whose calling to the night in my pants?)
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 7, 2008 11:28:15 GMT -5
1: Rent-- Rent in my pants (It's not for sale!)
2: Weird Al-- Hardware Store in my pants (It does surprisingly well.)
3: Weird Al-- Your Horoscope Today in my pants (Best. Pick-up line. EVER.)
4: Black Eyed Peas-- Let's Get It Started in my pants (Too easy. Just too damn easy.)
5: Strong Bad-- Everybody to the Limit (Live) in my pants (Tickets still available at all major retailers.)
6: Danny Elfman-- Kidnap the Sandy Claws in my pants (You'd better kidnap him if he's in my pants!)
7: Sweeney Todd-- Pirelli's Miracle Elixer in my pants (This joke too dirty for the website.)
8: Monty Python-- Eric the Half-A-Bee in my pants (Since he's only half a bee, he's only half in my pants.)
9: Weird Al-- The Legacy Begins in my pants (Where so many great stories have begun.)
10: Danny Elfman-- Oogie Boogie's Song in my pants (He's the opening act for 'Everybody to the Limit')
11: Wicked-- Wonderful in my pants (It is. It really is.)
12: Weird Al-- Everything You Know is Wrong in my pants (In there, the laws of reality are governed by higher forces.)
13: Voltaire-- When You're Evil in my pants (Best goth pick-up line ever.)
14: Voltaire-- Brains! in my pants (It's where most men's brains are.)
15: DragonForce-- Through the Fire and Flames in my pants (It reminds me of this one time I set my pants on fire.)
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 7, 2008 11:29:11 GMT -5
1: ACDC: Highway to Hell in my pants (I guess that makes sense in a religious sense... XD)
2: Disturbed: Down With the Sickness in my pants (Oh my. XD)
3: Queens of the Stone Age: Medication in my pants (I got it right here! 25 cents a pop!)
4: Jack Johnson: If I had Eyes in my pants (...then sex would scare me senseless XDDD)
5: Muse: Assassin in my pants (He does my bidding. I summon him from my pants when needed. :3)
6. Incubus: Paper Shoes in my pants (What're shoes doing in my pants? O.o)
7. Wild Cherry: Play that Funky Music in my pants (... the metaphor that makes is awesome :333)
8. Avenged Sevenfold: Scream in my pants (Why'd you wanna scream down there? XD)
9. Aquabats: Fashion Zombies in my pants (they have parties down there every so often XD)
10. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Can't stop in my pants (aww, man, that just makes no sense XP)
11. Fergie: Barracuda in my pants (But I'm a girl :/)
12. White Stripes: Icky Thump in my pants (*dance dnace dnace*)
13. System of a Down: Metro in my pants (how'd it fit?)
14. Finger Eleven: Paralyzer in my pants. (....>:3)
15. System of a Down: Boom in my pants (Wahahaha!)
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 7, 2008 11:40:46 GMT -5
Nice!
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 7, 2008 12:19:49 GMT -5
OMFG! I did again!!! 1. Green Day - Basket Case in my pants ( ) 2. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird in my pants (Why the hell would I stuff a bird in pants?) 3. Strong Bad - Trogdor in my pants (I don't like various things burninated, especially my wang) 4. System of a Down - B.Y.O.B. in my pants (DO NOT PUT THAT STUFF DOWN THERE) 5. Megadeth - Sweating Bullets in my pants (Gross) 6. Disturbed - Perfect Insanity in my pants ( ) 7. Black Sabbath - Paranoid in my pants (WHAT THE HELL?!) 8. Beck - Loser in my pants (No... just no...) 9. Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper in my pants (  ) 10. Matchbook Romance - Monsters in my pants (Too easy) 11. Queens of the Stone Age - The Fun Machine Took a Shit and Died in my pants (XD I have no comment) 12. Metallica - Enter Sandman in my pants (...) 13. Dethklok - Bloodrocuted in my pants (IT HURTS LIKE HELL!) 14. Megadeth - Crush 'Em in my pants (?!?!?!?!?!1/1/1?!?1/one?!?!?!) 15. Disturbed - Just Stop in my pants (AGAIN, ONLY IF YOU'RE A HOT GIRL!) |
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 7, 2008 12:21:58 GMT -5
I saw this on deviantART once.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 7, 2008 12:23:27 GMT -5
Yeah, I stole it from someone on dA because it's HILARIOUS, sometimes
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 14, 2008 7:01:05 GMT -5
Ok, why not? I did a different one this time and so far I got this! XD
1: Rhapsody - Emerald Sword In My Pants (Why keep it in a sword sheath, my pants are the best sheath *grin*)
2: Simple Plan - Untitled In My Pants... Well that makes no sense, so let's just say... How Could This Happen To Me In My Pants (I guess I was finally raped T_T)
3: Linkin Park - Numb In My Pants (Yup. It's official... I was raped T_T)
4: Evanescence - Haunted In My Pants (The playlist just says it... I was raped... Secret's out T_T)
5: Within Temptation - Bittersweet In My Pants (I have no knowledge on any tastes within my own pants.)
6: Nightwish - Sahara In My Pants (Nor do I have any knowledge of the Sahara dissapearing into my pants. I know it's gone, but... where?)
7: Lacuna Coil - Heaven's A Lie In My Pants (That's not true... but nobody's seen it to say it's Heaven, so...)
8: Enigma - Return To Innocence In My Pants (Don't you mean journey from innocence? Everything virgin about you dies when you get there *smirk*)
9: Utada Hikaru - Passion In My Pants (Just put me in a room with someone I really like... It can happen XD)
10: Nightwish - Elvin Path In My Pants (Fleetfoot's not doing anything, I swear... He just want to go down the Elvin Path... He's not cheating on you Ed, I swear 0.0 DON'T KILL ME!)
11: Kamelot - On The Coldest Winter's Night In My Pants (There stayed a beautiful young man who required shelter from the cold. Once I wished I left him to freeze, but now I have no regrets *smirk*)
12: Utada Hikaru - Hikari In My Pants (Once I find out what Hikari means...)
13: Puppypet - Namidaboshi In My Pants (Once again... Need to get a translator <_< On the other hand, this is the ending song to Black Cat... I like cats ^^ *gets stares* When I say cats, I mean catboys/girls people, not the anime. Yeesh! >.<)
14: Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance In My Pants (Dance to that awesome music.)
15: Kamelot - Wings of Despair In My Pants (Why have wings on your back when they can be on your dingaling?)
And for a special one.
Bonus: Avenue Q - Fantasies Come True In My Pants (I could not resist XD)
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 14, 2008 11:29:21 GMT -5
ONE MORE TIME!!!! 1. Weird Al - Virus Alert! in my pants (I don't have any STDs!) 2. Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece of Heaven in my pants (Heh heh heh) 3. Megadeth - Peace Sells in my pants ( ) 4. Metallica - Jump in the Fire in my pants (Okay, even I'LL say it ain't that hot down there) 5. Slayer - Angel of Death in my pants (dot dot dot) 6. Aerosmith - Dude (Looks like a Lady) in my pants (  ) 7. Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast in my pants (WHAT THE HELL?!) 8. Anthrax - Madhouse in my pants (No... just no...) 9. System of a Down - Chop Suey! in my pants (I don't have a Chinese Food fetish) 10. Stone Temple Pilots - Big Bang Baby in my pants (HELL YEAH!!!) 11. Guns n' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle in my pants (XD I have no comment) 12. Muse - Knights of Cydonia in my pants (HOW WOULD THOSE FIT IN THERE?!?!?!?!?!?!) 13. Motörhead - Ace of Spades in my pants (I don't cheat at poker) 14. Disturbed - Indestructible in my pants (Don't try kickin' me down there) 15. Queens of the Stone Age - 3's & 7's in my pants (I still don't cheat at poker) |
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 20, 2008 22:20:07 GMT -5
Just for grins
AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap in my pants (I will hit you if you don't see the joke in this.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 21, 2008 10:23:07 GMT -5
ONE MORE TIME!!!! 1. Weird Al - Virus Alert! in my pants (I don't have any STDs!) 2. Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece of Heaven in my pants (Heh heh heh) 3. Megadeth - Peace Sells in my pants ( ) 4. Metallica - Jump in the Fire in my pants (Okay, even I'LL say it ain't that hot down there) 5. Slayer - Angel of Death in my pants (dot dot dot) 6. Aerosmith - Dude (Looks like a Lady) in my pants ( ) 7. Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast in my pants (WHAT THE HELL?!) 8. Anthrax - Madhouse in my pants (No... just no...) 9. System of a Down - Chop Suey! in my pants (I don't have a Chinese Food fetish) 10. Stone Temple Pilots - Big Bang Baby in my pants (HELL YEAH!!!) 11. Guns n' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle in my pants (XD I have no comment) 12. Muse - Knights of Cydonia in my pants (HOW WOULD THOSE FIT IN THERE?!?!?!?!?!?!) 13. Motörhead - Ace of Spades in my pants (I don't cheat at poker) 14. Disturbed - Indestructible in my pants (Don't try kickin' me down there) 15. Queens of the Stone Age - 3's & 7's in my pants (I still don't cheat at poker) 1: *points* OH MY GOD! AIDS! 2: Yeah, a LITTLE piece. That says it all. 3: If Peace was that easy to buy, we'd already be in world peace. 4: Nope... Not that I'd know. 5: ... 6: HAHAHAHA, you're a transexual *points* 7: 0.0 *runs away* 8: Yes... just yes... XD 9: I DO! 10: HELL NO! If you have to say Hell in front of yeah, it's small. 11: HAIRY BASKETBALLS! 0.0 12: They defy the laws of physics. 13: Yes you do >.< 14: *kicks PAC where the sun don't shine* Not so indestructable now, are you? >3 15: CHEATER! *kicks again* This has been the super misery causing randomness hour brought to you by Felix Falora. |
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 21, 2008 11:03:19 GMT -5
Waaaaah. I don't like being kicked in the ass.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 21, 2008 11:24:39 GMT -5
I just can't stop
1. Queens of the Stone Age - Make it wit Chu in my pants (Any time anywhere, baby!)
2. Weird Al - Eat It in my pants NO!!!!
3. Aerosmith - Same Old Song and Dance in my pants (I don't like people dancing down there)
4. Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane in my pants (Daaaaaaamn straight)
5. Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife in my pants (Where all spirits come after death)
6. Weird Al - Couch Potato in my pants (Sick...)
7. Black Sabbath - Iron Man in my pants (Heh heh heh)
8. Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train in my pants (All aboard!!!)
9. KISS - Detroit Rock City in my pants (Listen, if I didn't have room for a hangar, what would make you think I have room for a whole CITY)
10. Slayer - Raining Blood in my pants (That is so, so wrong)
11. Pearl Jam - Life Wasted in my pants (Eww...)
12. System of a Down - Toxicity in my pants (So THAT'S why I can't get a date)
13. Slipknot - Before I Forget in my pants (Why would I forget some thing's down there?)
14. Guns n' Roses - Paradise City in my pants (They got the Paradise part right! Ha HA!)
15. Living Color - Cult of Personality in my pants (Why do people keep shoving really large things down my pants? I already HAVE something really large down there!)
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