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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:20:29 GMT -5
"I will not be denied! I am EL VENGAVITO MONO!"
As the luchador yelled this, an unseen mariachi band began playing. "El Vengavito Mono es más grande que la mayoría de las ranas!"
"Now you must fight me or surrender your masks!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 12:29:16 GMT -5
A panting figure, a lucario with a lighter colored 'mask and 'ears', stood in-between the wrestler and the innocent. "You shall... Not harm... These... Travellers... Especially not... the princess... Teala..." It said in-between gasps of air.
Teala groaned. "Oh, come on Uziami! You know you don't have to play the role of my bodyguard 24/7."
The lucario, Uziami, now having gotten his energy back, responded, "Princess Teala, if you ran off, who knows what could have happened! Your father asked me to keep an eye on you, and if he knew, he'd sentence me to the Chamber of Hellhound and YOU KNOW I HATE FIRE!!!!!!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 6, 2008 12:31:05 GMT -5
"Masks?" Fleetfoot made an odd face. "I have no mask."
"Me neither," Ed shrugged, grinning Fleetfoot's way. "We have so much in common!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 12:34:30 GMT -5
Uziami got in front of Teala, similar to how a man would defend his woman from harm. "The princess was no masks, and my mask is actually a pattrn on my face. If you want a mask, why don't you try that village?" He pointed to the village.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:35:23 GMT -5
"Are you challenging me to some sort of a challenge?!" El Vengavito Mono yelled. "You will rue the day you challenged... EL VENGAVITO MONO!"
"El Vengavito Mono es capaz de llevar cinco bebés!"
"However, I am muey tired." El Vengavito Mono wiped his masked brow. "So we will settle this with a rhyming game. I say a word, you try to rhyme it. Uh... purple."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 12:38:41 GMT -5
Uziami couldn't help but do a facepalm- er, pawpalm. "There are no words that rhyme with purple, you dolt."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:40:59 GMT -5
El Vengavito Mono chuckled. "I know-- I win! You were lucky I was unable to beat you senseless, but my awesome brainmeats are far too powerful for you!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 12:44:47 GMT -5
Uziami was starting to lose his temper. "That challenge was rigged. if you had a brain, you'd know there were no words that rhyme with purple... No, wait, nurple, as in 'pruple nurple'. Besides, I could cream you even if I lack the ability to use aura like the rest of my kind."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:47:03 GMT -5
El Vengavito Mono sighed. "Listen, I'll try to make this as clear as possible. I. Am. A. Bad guy. We cheat; it's, like, our thing in masked wrestling. They print it on t-shirts, for crying out loud! What I want to know is why people find it so hard to believe a bad guy cheated!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 12:49:13 GMT -5
Uziami was not fond of cheating, and this was making him mad. "Hmph. You're just lucky that I don't fight unless someone else starts it, otherwise I'd be crushing you into a cube."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:52:09 GMT -5
"And you are lucky that I am tired, otherwise I would unleash the full power of EL VE--"
"Okay, that's enough of that." Gabrial said as he walked on. "I'm getting very tired of the mariachi band playing whenever you say your name." He pointed to a path a few feet away. "Leave; this is getting too silly."
El Vengavito Mono sighed sadly and walked away.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 6, 2008 12:53:55 GMT -5
"I can believe bad guys cheat!" Ed remarked.
"You?" Fleetfoot glanced his way questioningly.
"Yup. Based on expierence."
"I see. Well, glad he's gone..."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 12:54:32 GMT -5
Teala went up to Gabrial. "Thanks for preventing that guy with the mask from turning Uziami into mashed lucario."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:55:38 GMT -5
"Yes, I'm very sorry for that, but I hate it when things very silly happen." Gabrial said. "It goes against the will of Hextor, who is a better god than any that you worship." He nodded fondly. "Yes..."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 12:58:19 GMT -5
Uziami's ears perked up. How dare anyone call another god better than Arceus, Mew or Orioion! "Hextor? What did he do that makaes him kore special than the Creator, the Ancestor and the King?"
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