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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 6, 2008 12:58:56 GMT -5
"...uh-huh." Fleetfoot turned back to Ed. "So... Edwin, is it? Sorry for the confusion. I was watching you scale the canyon. You're quite skilled."
"Well, thank you!" Ed beamed.
"I have the power of flight as well. It's a great power, isn't it?"
"You bet!"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:59:51 GMT -5
Gabrial rubbed his chin. "Oh, well... he punishes the weak, only accepts the strong, and enslaved an entire race of giants." He said with a smile. "Much better than his brother, really."
"Tell them he has a bunch of arms!" His weapon exclaimed.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 13:05:25 GMT -5
"The Creator gave the divine power to the Ancestor, the Ancestor created us, and the King accepts all but the most corrupt, punishes and exiles the wicked, and shares his power with the other gods and goddesses... Plus if anyone speaks bad of him, they will be sentenced to the Chamber of Hellhound, a three-headed monster enslaved by the King to punish the vilist of the vile."
Teala rolled her eyes at Uziami. "Just ignore him. He just doesn't want to be sentenced to the Chamber 'cause he's afraid of fire. I'm pretty sure our gods would consider your god to be an equal."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 6, 2008 13:07:25 GMT -5
Ed rubbed his head. "Gods?"
"I don't bother with worship," Fleetfoot commented. "It's different everywhere I go, so it's a waste of energy."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 13:10:38 GMT -5
"Yes, thank you." Gabrial said thankfully. "And I'm sure my god would be better. No offense; it's just a fact, so there."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 13:11:49 GMT -5
Teala nodded. "I agree with the guy with the pointed ears. It's a waste of energy to me. Too mad Uziami keeps insisting on trying to please those gods."
"Your father demands it! I made several promises to him! I promised to protect you, worship no other gods besides him and the others, and to never break my vow to live up to those promises!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 6, 2008 13:15:10 GMT -5
"What's the point of worship if everyone's got a different god?" Fleetfoot asked.
"Whatever gets you through the day, right?" Ed added a rarely wise comment.
"Indeed." Fleetfoot grinned. "I like you. Can I call you Ed?"
"As long as I can call you Flee!"
The elf chuckled. "Fair enough."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 13:17:04 GMT -5
"You should try breaking promises." Aust stepped out from behind Ed. "It does wonders for me. I break promises I never even make! But, anyways, I was just strolling by, fighting off goblins here and there, when I saw all of you gathered together. What goes on?"
"I didn't see any goblins!" Gabrial exclaimed. Aust chcukled. "Yes, you did." "Oh... I guess that's it then."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 13:19:23 GMT -5
Uziami felt shocked, to say the least. "Break my promises! Never! Not in a billion years!"
Teala smacked him on the face. "Oh, shut up Uziami. Live a little. Dad won't be mad if I'm out of your sight for two seconds."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 6, 2008 13:24:13 GMT -5
"Well, originally, when it was just Ed, I was going to ask how he found this place," Fleetfoot replied. "But I guess he just stumbled upon it during his climb. And this one.." He pointed to Teala. "...was looking for him. However, I'm slightly more suspicious as to how the rest of you found your way here. With all the fighting erupting on this island, I guard this humble village from such... violent aggresors."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 13:25:16 GMT -5
"Especially if you slip something in his drink." Aust said cheerily. "Or, better yet, you could hire a skilled and handsome doppelganger to replace her father and make him think he's won a vacation on some non-existant island! That plan never fails!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 13:29:24 GMT -5
Teala smiled at that idea. "That sounds good! I'll trick my father!"
To contrast, Uziami was not pleased at all, a deep frown working its way into his canine features. "Trick the King! never!"
"Do you really want me to tell my father and you being sent into the Chamber?" "Well... Aw, screw it! I'm with you to the end, Teala!" "Much better. Now where do we send him?" "Lavalava Island. He told me he loves volcanoes."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 6, 2008 13:30:59 GMT -5
"Ooh! Lavalava Island! That was in Paper Mario!" Ed grinned.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 13:34:47 GMT -5
Teala smirked (flygons can smirk?). "Yes. Now let's get that fake letter ready."
Uziami's usually stern demeanor had broken, and he grinned, revealing fang-like teeth. "Yes. How should we break the news to him?"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 13:40:52 GMT -5
"Well, I can just tell him." Aust said. "For some reason, through no fault of my own, people believe things I say. Watch this." He looked at Gabrial. "Hey, Gabrial. I'm sorry to say this, but you're pregnant."
"By Hextor!" Gabrial exclaimed. "No wonder I've been eating so much!"
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