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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 4, 2008 14:22:56 GMT -5
"I think if we had a moment of peace, it would be because two people somewhere in the world left their computers," Felix said.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 4, 2008 22:37:45 GMT -5
(....XDDDDDD)
Double D sighed. "Of course. This fan author stuff's killing me. Literally, almost."
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 5, 2008 5:32:06 GMT -5
(Since we're about to enter the final battle anyway...)
"It couldn't get any worse though, right?" Felix asked. Then he felt something inside him break. "... 9 months have passed..." He looked down and saw his pants getting wet. "... ... ... When will people like me ever learn things can always get worse?!" Felix nearly screamed.
(Now I don't know much about pregnency, but wouldn't the water breaking be first?)
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Post by pieandchips on Aug 5, 2008 8:06:01 GMT -5
"Uh oh... That guy's having his baby! Cheez it!" said Bender. He took off with Schrodinger's wallet, not before dropping his beer and cigar and grabbing another one or two valuable items from the apartment.
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 5, 2008 9:14:23 GMT -5
"EY... Awww fuck it!" Schrodinger said before making his way into the bathroom, leaving the drunken Trevor to fall to the ground.
(This scene will get cuter when he has the baby, do not worry... Trevor won't be there to start and we'll put in NO BULLSHITING AROUND in the first post of the hospital XD)
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 5, 2008 11:05:36 GMT -5
(hospital? I was thinking it could be done here, 'cause.. uh... *thinks*)
"What's going on??" At the screaming, everyone else rushed in; Fletcher, Michiko, Matilde, Perceval, Ed, Fleetfoot, and Eddy (Nazz being with him).
"Is everything okay??" Michiko asked.
"I... I think his water broke..." Double D replied.
"What's that?? Is that bad??" Eddy asked.
Fletcher sighed. "...it means the baby's ready to be born."
"WHAAAAT???"
"UNH...!" Double D began to double over, feeling the pain of the first contractions as well.
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Post by pieandchips on Aug 5, 2008 11:07:32 GMT -5
(lolwut? Isn't Felix the pregnant one? That doesn't make any sense. How could Double D feel the pain too?)
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 5, 2008 11:17:16 GMT -5
(oh... you weren't around for that explanation, were you? Angel pregnancies are different. the baby draws strength from both parents. Therefore, the father feels the mood swings, cravings, and pains as well the mother. So they'll be sharing the childbirth pain too.)
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Post by pieandchips on Aug 5, 2008 11:20:12 GMT -5
(you just GOTTA feel sorry for Double D. Wearing a sock on his head, can't lift a butterfly and now he has to split the pain of childbirth. Ouch)
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 5, 2008 11:22:11 GMT -5
(yup! Though that second part ain't true anymore. He's certainly gotten stronger. But yeah, poor him indeed. Why do fangirls like torturing their characters? XD)
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 5, 2008 11:33:15 GMT -5
"Do you need any help?" Badness asked calmly. "I could help somehow."
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 5, 2008 11:39:11 GMT -5
(I just love torturing people.)
"Oh man! Vhat do ve do, vhat do ve do, vhat do ve do?!" Schrodinger panicked. Nazz slapped him. "First off, calm down! I'll go call 911." Then she moved into smart babysitter mode, you could say. "Ummm... Fletcher, could I get you to clear off a bed? Ed, I'll need you to move them into it with your Zero-Point energy. Eddy, I'll need a blanket of some kind to put the baby in when he or she comes out, it has to be little. I think they sell them at the market. Here's some money if you could just go get it please." Nazz handed some money over to the money-lover, trusting that he would not spend her money on jawbreakers. "Schrodinger, I need you to warp Trevor out of here so no one trips on him. Perceval, could you be the doctor until I can get some professionals here?" And then she noticed Badness. "... Wait, who are you?"
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 5, 2008 11:44:46 GMT -5
"Maxwell Badness; criminal mastermind." Badness responded calmly. "I've been here for a few minutes. Er... I really don't know much about babies, but I might be able to help somehow."
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Post by pieandchips on Aug 5, 2008 11:52:27 GMT -5
"How would you know?" asked Bender, who came back with a bunch of swag after robbing the other apartments. "I'm the one who has children!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 5, 2008 11:58:56 GMT -5
"Right!" Flecther cleared off a bed. "This way, Ed! Et tu, Perceval!"
"Gotcha!" Ed lifted them onto the bed, while Perceval came over the bedside to watch over them. Both frowned at the obvious pain they were going though. Beads of sweat were gathering on Double D's forehead as he clutched Felix's hand tightly, cringing deeply.
"Ah! You got it, Nazz!" Eddy sped away, and not a minute later, he returned with a blanket, handing it to Nazz.
"We'll need a large bowl of hot water and disinfectant as well," Fleetfoot added, also a little experienced. "Why don't you go handle the water, Badness?"
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