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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 26, 2008 19:24:58 GMT -5
It all started when Schrodinger warped into the Super Children's room. The only one there was Trevor, who agreed to watch the place while the others were visiting the Eds. "Am I bothering somet'ing?" he asked. Trevor smirked as he heard Schrodinger's voice, having come across a new maze game on his laptop. Then he turned to face Schrodinger with a big smile. "Schro! Perfect timing! I actually have a game I think you'd like to play!" He put the headphones on the kitty boy's ears and let him sit down. "A maze... to test IQ? Easy," Schrodinger said, smiling, and then played it. Four stages of pure easiness... and then a scary face and a scream hit the area. Schrodinger screamed in fear and his quantim physics powers caused him to warp into the Ed's room.
In the Ed's room, Felix and Double D were talking about what they'd do for the battle when Schrodinger warped in with a scream. "W-What's going on?!" Felix asked. Schrodinger turned, saw Felix, and then ran and huggled him, sobbing into his shirt. "Trevor played a mean trick on me!" he sobbed. Felix looked a little confused, but being the kind angel he was, one arm held Schrodinger and allowed him his ability to sob inside the angel's coat while the other rubbed his hair softly. However, he looked at Double D with a confused look.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 27, 2008 1:05:50 GMT -5
Double D shrugged, but ventured a pat on Schro's shoulder. "There, there... what'd he do this time?"
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 27, 2008 1:40:55 GMT -5
"Maze... It looked like just a harmless maze... Waaaaaaah!" Felix grimaced. "Let me guess... It said it was going to test your I.Q. at the beginning," he said. "J-J-Jaaaa!" Schrodinger sobbed. Felix sighed and looked at Double D. "Remember the incident a few days ago when I went online and found a game I played that you wanted to know about after I wet myself at the end and fell out of my chair considering I had the headphones on, but I turned if off so you would not see it?... Some sick asshole put a maze game on the Internet where, just as you're about to beat the game, a screamer comes up. You know what a screamer is, right?" "Vhat's a screamer?" Schrodinger sniffled through tears. "A screamer is some scary face along with a matching scream thrown in to scare people shitless," Felix explained to the frightened catboy. "It's the product of someone majorly bored with a horror fetish... Where is Trevor anyway?" "I-In ze room he's been in for a vhile... His room... V-Vhy?" Schrodinger asked. "Just checking," Felix said.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 27, 2008 2:56:49 GMT -5
"Hey meatbags! It's your old pal Bender here to see ya!" said Bender, walking in, apparently having picked the lock on the door. "(I'm also possibly here to steal all your stuff)" he muttered incomprehensibly.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 27, 2008 3:00:26 GMT -5
"... Bender! We're in the middle of an emotional moment right now, could you step out and leave us alone for a while?" Felix asked, his eyes narrow.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 27, 2008 5:58:12 GMT -5
"Whoa! I didn't know you MALE angels could get pregnant. I knew male Amphibiosians got pregnant, but not angels! Neat!" said Bender. He pulled out a camera and took a picture.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 27, 2008 11:13:19 GMT -5
Double D did his absolute best to ignore the robot. "I've heard about those screamers. Most of what I've seen makes you look at a picture instensely, like one of those "what's wrong with this picture" or "where's Waldo" or something, and after a few minutes a screamer pops up."
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 27, 2008 14:03:26 GMT -5
"Yeah, it's like that... Wait a minute," Felix said as Bender took pictures of him, the pregnent angel, and Schrodinger hugging him and sobbing in his shirt.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 27, 2008 21:52:40 GMT -5
"...the others have to learn to lock the door when they leave," Double D noted, sweatdropping.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 27, 2008 23:05:01 GMT -5
"... Oi! What d'you think you're gonna do with that?" Felix said.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 27, 2008 23:56:21 GMT -5
"They did lock the door! I just picked the lock" said Bender. "And um, I'm getting a bunch of pictures of you in 'private moments' so I can... put you in my newspaper! Yeah!" He opened up his body cavity and pulled out a fake newspaper called "The Bender Times".
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 28, 2008 0:03:51 GMT -5
Felix growled, his wings turning black. "I think you better edit your pictures a bit or else they're going to be torn up," he growled. Schrodinger grabbed a baseball bat and cracked it over Felix's head, knocking him out. "For security," he said to Edd as Felix's wings turned white again. "Now... put ze camera down or become zis bat's new playtoy," he told Bender. And then Trevor walked in a little tipsy, causing Schrodinger to drop the bat. "Trevor, are you...?" "'Ey guyz... What's... hic... up?" Trevor slurred, his face red. Schrodinger's eyes widened. "He's drunk! Vhere did 'e get alcohol t'ough?" "At least he's old enough to drink," Felix said, rising with a lump on his head.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 28, 2008 0:53:19 GMT -5
"Speaking of drinking..." Bender pulled a beer and a cigar out of his body cavity. He opened the beer and lit the cigar and started to drink/smoke.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 28, 2008 1:01:03 GMT -5
"HEY, NO SMOKING IN THE APARTMENT!" Felix cried, running into the bathroom so the baby would not be subject to any harmful effects. "Aw, comez on Felixz... It'z not thzat bad," Trevor slurred. "Vhat? Robots drink und smoke now? I've seen everyt'ing now," Schrodinger said.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 28, 2008 12:26:20 GMT -5
"Hey, everyone." Badness greeted as he entered the apartment. "I was trying to rent an apartment when I heard crying. I came to see what's going on."
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