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Post by pieandchips on Aug 5, 2008 12:00:35 GMT -5
"Here you go!" said Bender, pulling out a large bowl full of hot water from a questionable area.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 5, 2008 12:04:45 GMT -5
"Erm.... is it clean?" Fleetfoot cautiously questioned. "Because we're bathing the newborn in that."
"Right then. Badness, go get the disinfectant," Fletcher ordered. "Hang in there, you two..."
"....trying.... to..." Double D replied tensely.
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 5, 2008 12:49:20 GMT -5
Schrodinger appeared with a bowl of clean hot water and noticed Bender. "... He pulled zat out of his arse, didn't he?" Schrodinger asked with a sweatdrop as he noticed the robot's water. "Trying... Fletcher..." Felix growled.
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 5, 2008 13:00:08 GMT -5
Badness pulled a bottle of disinfectant out of his pocket. "I found this near where that Johnny guy died; should we use it?" He asked. "It has some sort of stick figure drawn on the back."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 5, 2008 13:00:18 GMT -5
Fleetfoot bit his lip, then pulled out a few rags as he kept talking. "We're also gonna need plenty of fresh towels," he explianed, tying the thin strips to the bespost and handing one to each of them. "Here. Pull on this when it really starts to hurt. That way you don't break each other's hands."
Immediately, Double D grabbed and pulled, grunting in intense pain.
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 5, 2008 13:02:46 GMT -5
"Towels?" A voice asked. Orson had appeared out of nowhere, carrying a pile of towels. "I have them right here, just like you told me." "You're that time-travel guy." Badness realized.
"Yes; I... wait, the baby's not born yet." Orson set the towels down. "Hmm... well, I'm Orson, nice to meet you all. I'll meet you all again after the baby's born and it would be best to ask me for towels."
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 5, 2008 13:09:19 GMT -5
"... Ok," Schrodinger said as Felix gripped the bedpost as severe pain coursed through his body at the contraction.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 5, 2008 15:54:20 GMT -5
"Alright..." Fletcher sighed. "We need to clear the crowd out of the room, give them breathing space. Who here can deliver the baby?"
"I can," Fleetfoot stepped up, much to Ed's surprise.
"Really? You can?"
"I told you. I've been around. This is nothing new." Fleetfoot approached the bed. "Nazz and the silver-haired kid, you stay to help me out. The rest of you, give us some space."
"AHHH!!" Double D let out a cry of pain, pulling tighter.
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 5, 2008 20:25:23 GMT -5
"Alright zen. Everyvone out!" Schrodinger yelled. Before they could speak, everyone except Nazz, Perceval, Fleetfoot, Edd, and Felix were out in the hallway. Even Schrodinger had dissapeared in the confusion. "... How did he...? Never mind, that's something I can worry about after," Nazz said.
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 6, 2008 12:01:52 GMT -5
"Well, this should be nice." Orson said to the others in the hall. "Wish I could stay, but I have to g--" he vanished.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 6, 2008 18:08:08 GMT -5
"We gotta remember to ask him for towels when he gets back."
"We KNOW, Ed."
"Man..." Raz bit his lip. (almost forgot about him) "I hope they're okay in there..."
"AGHHHHHHHH!! I CAN'T DO THIS, I'M DYING!!!!"
"WAAHHHHH!!!" Ed cried in panick.
"Relax!" Fleetfoot exclaimed towards Double D. "Just stay calm and breath, both of you."
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 7, 2008 11:11:20 GMT -5
"Hope the baby doesn't turn out to be posessed." Badness said nonchalantly. "Because that happens sometimes."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 7, 2008 11:43:20 GMT -5
Fletcher glanced at him inwardly. "..I wouldn't think so."
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Post by Felix Falora on Aug 7, 2008 11:51:47 GMT -5
"Shut up, have a little faith," Schrodinger said to Badness, his eyes narrowed.
"It feels like... my body's... giving out...!"
"Hang on!" Nazz said. "Don't give up just yet... Hey... Hey, I think I see the baby's head! Come on Felix, keep pushing! You can do it!"
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 7, 2008 12:57:30 GMT -5
"Faith is for people who can't think enough." Badness responded. "My mind never really accepted fairy-tales and magic. Hell, I have a friend who can summon dragons and I still don't believe in magic."
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