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Post by gantzgun74 on May 11, 2009 12:35:43 GMT -5
Him seemed to growl at how Climber had took off; he looked as if he had just missed a grand oppurtunity. Growling under his breath, he turned to Stewie. [glow=red,2,300]"I'M LISTENING..."[/glow] His voice seemed to change into a demonic growl. [glow=red,2,300]"BUT MAKE IT QUICK."[/glow]
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Meanwhile, Climber was too busy running for his life to notice Beatrice and Nutcase chasing after him. The bag full of groceries hanging off the handle of his pick-axe between his hand and the metal ends, bounced up and down as the mannequin ran.
"Why?" Came Climber's own voice through his head as the memory continued. "Why should I run if I see him?"
There was a moment's pause. "Well... Let's just say that he'll do horrible things to you, all of them involving fire, if he manages to catch you."
Climber winced a little. "But why would he want to do that? Back in Endzone, I've always wondered what my opponents reasons were for fighting. I mean, they always seemed to have some reason or another, I thought."
There was a sigh. "Okay fine..." There was another moments pause, before Climber heard one of the most horrible lines he had ever heard come from his friends mouth.
"He is looking for me. And there's no telling what he'll do when he does get his claws on me."
Hearing Beatrice's yells nor Nutcase's did any good in slowing him down. He just continued running. "I can't let that thing have my friend!" He muttered fearfully but bravely, as he quickly jumped on a nearby bench...
With a spry movement, he jumped to the second floor, easily clearing the glass rail that would otherwise keep people from falling over the edge, and kept on running, as if such a jump was a normal feat.
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 11, 2009 16:06:13 GMT -5
Nutcase and Beatrice stopped at the railing and watch as Climber sailed through the air.
"Ok, Beatrice you continue on on the ground, I'll try to head after him from here!" Nutcase said as he backtracked a ways and took off running, his legs becoming a set of blurry wheels as he ran as fast as he could before leaping over the glass railing himself.
"Climber, stop already!!!" The lunatic shouted. "If it's about Him, we left him in the dust!!!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 11, 2009 18:18:41 GMT -5
"Fuck that!" Beatrice said, and jumped up to the second floor herself using her mad kung-fu skills. "Hey, plushie-boy! Stop running! We left the devil way back in the library! I'm talking to you!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on May 18, 2009 14:13:10 GMT -5
Climber heard the yell... But probably the only thing that made him stop was the fact that a dead-end was right up ahead of him.
Like a car putting on the breaks, he instantly put his foot down to slide to a halt, using his pick-axe to help him stop. Once he was pulled into a stop he quickly turned to confront his two chasers. It looked like he was ready to talk before he pulled his pick-axe off the floor and held it up defensively, giving Nutcase and Beatrice a suspicious look.
"N-nutcase?" He asked looking somewhat torn. However, he quickly lifted his pick-axe once more. Looking like he wasn't about to trust either one of them.
"Who... Who are you?" He asked, seemingly trying again. "Whuh, why are you chasing me?"
[The answer as to why, comes on my next post.]
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 18, 2009 15:48:26 GMT -5
Nutcase gave Climber an odd look, and said, "What in the Samule Langhorn hell are you talking about, Climber?! You know very well who I am! It's me, Nutcase. You know, Gantz's friend? Look, if this is about that demon we were talking to, I made a point to him that he'd better not pull any rank on us, so put that pick ax away."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 19, 2009 19:26:05 GMT -5
Beatrice stopped next to Nutcase and gave Climber a funny look. "We're chasing you because you were running from us! Honestly! And apparently the Devil back there says that you can help us, and even though I never was one for deals with the devil, you can apparently help, so you're going to help!" She pointed at Climber. "Bitch."
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Post by gantzgun74 on May 19, 2009 19:45:11 GMT -5
... ... ... "Uh..." He momentarily looked confused at Beatrice when that last word was said, but he quickly lifted his pick-axe up again. "You talk like Nutcase... But how do I know you really ARE Nutcase?!"
Nutcase gave the Climber a weird look. "Guh-Gantz told me that... Uh... Red thing, is tricky, even more tricky then a pirate!" He frowned even more, distrustfulness more then clear. "How do I know that you aren't that Red thing, but you only LOOK like Nutcase?!" With that made clear, he only held the Pick-Axe higher.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 19, 2009 19:50:54 GMT -5
"Oh come on!" Beatrice motioned towards Nutcase. "Does he look like some kind of big bad wolf or something to you?"
(I'm a horrible person and I know it. >D)
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 19, 2009 20:59:01 GMT -5
Nutcase sighed, and said to Beatrice, "He has a point, Beatrice. I really should have thought twice before even talking to that gender confused loon. Where I'm from, Him is one of the worst villains around in spite of his ridiculous apperance."
Turning to Climber, Nutcase got an idea on how to get Climber to realize he was telling the truth. "Ok, here's a few things about me you should know about me, and as such it should give you a fair clue I'm really me."
Nutcase took a deep breath, as what he would say next would take a lot out of him.
"I'm 21 years old, grew up in a small town in Texas known as Glen Rose. Glen Rose is a small tourist town home to Dinosaur Valley State Park, which is home to some of the most famous dinosaur footprint trackways ever discovered. I moved to Toon Town to get a better chance at living a life of my own when the real world became too restrictive on my needs, and I attended ACME Looniversity thanks to Bugs Bunny himself soon after."
Climber was amazed at the supposed fake Nutcase's knowledge of his freind's life. But still acted cautious all the same.
"He's still a little suspicious, man. Then again, so would I considering your little show with Him." said Clown Man.
"I got just the thing to set him straight. Ok, if I wasn't nutcase, would I do this?" Nutcase pulls a hammer out of his pockets and smashes himself over the head three times, causing stars and planets to orbit his head. During this time, the theme to Tiny Toon Adventures played from the P.E.T. Clown Man resided in.
"How about THIS!?" Nutcase then picked up an anvil from behind him (where it came from was not known) an then dropped it on his head, flattening him like a pancake. Crawling out from underneath the anvil, Nutcase took a bike pump and pumped himself full of air to return to normal.
"How about a little of this!?!" With that said, Nutcase took out a wad of dynamite wired to a detonator with the classic plunger activator handle, and blew himself up. Nutcase was coated heat to toe in ash. A zipping sound is heard as the loon takes off the soot as if it were a costume and throws it away.
Nutcase smiled smugly at climber and said, "Convinced yet?" With that, the Tiny Toons theme ended.
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Post by gantzgun74 on May 20, 2009 13:28:00 GMT -5
Climber looked awestruck at the show that had just happened before him, a frown was on his face, but one could tell realization was coming to him. "N-Nutcase?"
Slowly, that frown transformed into a wide giddy smile. Before Nutcase or Beatrice could react, Climber ran right at them and pulled Nutcase into a bearhug, squeezing him tightly (Which wasn't saying much since Climber is basically a big walking pillow and thus has no muscles). "Ferris Wheel!!! Nutcase it IS you!" After a moment, he seperated from the man, "I'm sorry that I didn't think it was you. But I had to be sure." He carried an awkward look as he scratched the back of his head (which was basically the back of his mountain climber helmet), "Truth be told, I was hoping it was you though."
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 20, 2009 13:39:40 GMT -5
"Glad we got that sorted out." Nutcase said as he ajusted his glasses. He then said, "Anyway, this is Beatrice, Climber. She agreed to help me find Gantz as she has a problem I think only he can solve."
"Yeah, Him said you may know where he is. Can you tell us where Gantz is, Climber?" Asked Clown Man in a pleading tone.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 20, 2009 16:15:50 GMT -5
"'Sup." Beatrice said. "So, um... you were born a plush? God, how do you survive? I mean, I can hardly get through a day without getting something splashed on me or torn or stained, and then I gotta go to the dry cleaners to get it fixed, and by the time that's done with, I come out of there looking like I'm fucking drunk from those stupid washing machines! And then..." Beatrice began to ramble on about something or other, going on about how much being a plushie sucked.
Taz walked up behind the group, and clapped his hands. "And so, the mannequin and the cartoon reunite."
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Post by gantzgun74 on May 21, 2009 12:54:55 GMT -5
Climber nodded to Nutcase before turning to Beatrice. "Well, I never had to worry about rips, since Gantz or someone always fixed me up afterwards." He pointed to his waist, where it appeared to have been sewn up very recently. "You see, I ran into this big scary guy, and he ended up cleaving me in two." He chuckled a little. "Lucky, that I can't be hurt, otherwise, I'd really be, well, hurt." He thinks a moment, his mind of fluff working a bit. "And stain? ... ... ... What's a stain?"
Needless to say, this was met by disbelieving looks from Beatrice, Nutcase, and Taz.
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 21, 2009 13:30:55 GMT -5
"That isn't important." Nutcase said as he puled Clown Man's P.E.T. out of his pocket. "Claown Man here's right on one thing though, we need to find Gantz. And it seems Him knows where he might be. And I got a feeling that if Him knows about Gantz, it could only mean trouble."
"Well, Him would have to know about Gantz, right? Gantz did babysit the Powerpuff Girls on occasion after all. Plus we promised Beatrice that Gantz can help her with her current condition."
Nutcase turned to Taz and said, "Out of curiosity, what made you come out this way? Don't you have a library to run? Or did the brat and the demon destroy it ater I used 2/3 of my magic to repair the place?"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 21, 2009 17:38:49 GMT -5
Beatrice stared in disbelief at Climber. "You're a plushie... and you don't know what a stain is." She facepalmed. "Alright, bitch, a stain is..." She continued on into a long winded explanation on what a stain is, and how they're a bitch to get out of your fluff.
Taz shrugged. "Mainly the fact that the library isn't my main job, and the fact that Beatrice has a large bounty on her head I'm interested in collecting. On my home dimension, Beatrice is wanted $1,200,000 for the destruction of public property, destruction of private property, mass murder, conspiracy to murder, and beating up Chuck Norris. And, since her bounty also stands on this dimension, I'm here to collect it."
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