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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 3, 2009 14:15:17 GMT -5
Beatrice smashed a large hole in the wall of the Library, and ran inside.
"ALRIGHT, YOU BITCHES, WHICH OF YOU GUYS ARE IN THE LEAGUE OF EVIL AND WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY MEETING RIGHT NOW?!" She yelled. "BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME AND I FEEL LIKE KICKING SOME EVIL ASS."
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 3, 2009 14:32:51 GMT -5
Nutcase glared at Beatrice and said, "Come on, we may be on a mission here but this is still a library!"
All the people in the library murmured in ageeement giving Beatrice ugly looks, the parents in particular were especially angry with how Beatrice had barged in, swearing in front of their children.
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Post by pieandchips on May 3, 2009 15:44:46 GMT -5
All of the children present in the library started crying and running away, with one notable exception. Stewie. "Who the bloody hell are you?" he inquired, pulling out a blaster. "The League of Evil hasn't met for months and I'd advise you'd leave so I can finish reading War and Peace in, well... Peace!
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 3, 2009 15:55:03 GMT -5
"It may be a library, but we're on a mission!" Beatrice retorted to Nutcase.
She turned to Stewie. "Dude, kid, put down the blaster! You shouldn't be playing with dangerous weapons! Now go find your mom or something."
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Post by pieandchips on May 3, 2009 16:09:35 GMT -5
Stewie fired it immediately after Beatrice said that, right at her face. "That vile woman shall perish one day!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 3, 2009 16:12:53 GMT -5
Beatrice moved her head so that the lazer shot past it.
"Oh... you're one of those matricidal types, bitch. I see. Well, I ain't against fighting kids, y'know."
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Post by pieandchips on May 3, 2009 16:20:49 GMT -5
"That's good! It makes me a lot easier to kill you first, bitch!" shouted Stewie. "Hit it boys!" Out of nowhere, the Boneyard Warriors appeared with their instruments. They started playing Scream Aim Fire by Bullet for My Valentine, one of the most badass fight songs ever. "Die!" cried out Stewie as he locked on to Beatrice and fired.
"Kill your enemies
My brothers dead around me
Wounds are hurting
Death is creeping for me" sang Thief
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 3, 2009 17:35:14 GMT -5
Nutcase quickly opens the doors and helps the people out of the library.
"Keep it going, everyone's going to be fine! Don't push or shove!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 3, 2009 17:41:21 GMT -5
Beatrice is shot right through her chest, and starts bleeding fluff.
"Shit." She sighs and picks up the fluff. "Hey, Nutcase! I hope you have something I can sew myself up with later!"
She jumped behind Stewie and looked him over for a second before punting his head.
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 3, 2009 18:10:09 GMT -5
Nutcase saw Beatrice and said, "No need to worry, I can do just about anything! Watch!"
With inhuman speed, Nucase rushes Stewie and his henchmen and knocks them all back like they were bowling pins hit by a bowling ball.
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Post by pieandchips on May 3, 2009 18:16:14 GMT -5
(henchmen? What henchmen?)
Stewie was kicked spinning into the wall. "Oh sweat, you bring it on bitch, let me tell ya how to act!" he shouted emerging from the dust. Out of nowhere, two knives shot out of his shirt, which he grabbed as he lunged at Beatrice.
"Smoke is blinding
Hearts are pounding
Chaos soon ignites
The call is made, it's one for all
Will I meet my maker?"
"OVER THE TOP! OVER THE TOP!" shouted Fighter and Red Mage
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 3, 2009 18:20:20 GMT -5
Beatrice punted Stewie again.
"Come on, kid, don't you know you never bring a knife to a fist fight?" She taunted.
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 3, 2009 18:50:54 GMT -5
(sorry I was thinking of something else, Pieandchips)
Nutcase nodded at Beatrice's words and said, "Especially when the fists-"
Nutcase puts both his thumbs in his mouth, and proceeds to blow into them, somehow blowing his hands up as if they were balloons! They each were now as big as himself.
"ARE THIS BIG!!!" Nutcase finishes as he slammed the ground, shaking the library's very foundations.
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Post by pieandchips on May 3, 2009 18:56:56 GMT -5
"What the deuce?!" cried Stewie as he was shaken and knocked down. "Okay, that's it!" He pulled out a string of grenades, pulled out each of the pins and threw them at the two. "See you in hell!"
"Right now, it's killing time"
"OVER THE TOP! OVER THE TOP!"
"Right now, it's killing time"
"OVER THE TOP! OVER THE TOP!"
"Right now, it's killing time"
"OVER THE TOP! OVER THE TOP!"
"The only way out is to die"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 3, 2009 19:02:02 GMT -5
"Goddammit!" Beatrice grabbed Nutcase and ducked behind a bookshelf. The library rocked with a massive explosion from the grenades and the only thing that protected the two was the makeshift book wall.
"Now, before we start fighting again, you nutcase, are you some kinda cartoon or something? Because I could use some anvils right now."
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