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Post by pieandchips on Jun 30, 2009 12:40:30 GMT -5
"How were you even able to dance in the first place?!" Probe shouted at a patient. "You don't have any arms or legs!"
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 30, 2009 14:51:09 GMT -5
"Um... if he has broken legs, that means he has legs; doesn't it?" John asked. "So people suddenly break into song all the time around here? It's not unusual?" "This is the first time I've seen it," Groth admitted. "But is it just here? The hospital could have been cursed by somebody..." Curious, John Smith looked out of the tent and at a group of people standing in front of a nearby laundromat. Each and every one of them held a clean shirt up high. MAN:
They got the mustard out!
CHORUS:
They got the mustard out!! "... No, it's not just here." John said casually. |
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 30, 2009 14:53:59 GMT -5
"You'd be surprised by the power of a little music," Peach replied to Probe, smiling brightly at the laundromat performance. "Ahhh... music is in the air!"
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 30, 2009 14:58:33 GMT -5
"No..." Alan responded to Peach "He literally doesn't have arms or legs! I amputated them!" He held up a bag with limbs in it. "And I shall feed them to my dog when I get home"
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 30, 2009 15:07:12 GMT -5
"It seems harmless," John conceded, "but how is it even happening? Some sort of influx of chaos energy from the Red? A leak in the Island's atmostphere? I mean, what could make music just start playing out of thin air?"
"I'm going to miss my limbs..."
"Things don't happen for no reason," John muttered just loud enough for everyone to hear. "There's always a cause and effect. Humans evolved because some apes fancied it looked nicer on the ground than in the trees. So what's causing this...?"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 1, 2009 15:58:10 GMT -5
"Oh, you're thinking too much!" Peach giggling, wavung teasingly at him. "You have to learn how to expect the unexpected if you wanna get along in this world!"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 1, 2009 16:10:33 GMT -5
"Expect the unexpected? That's impossible-- if a giant, tentacley... squid-thing came out of the ground, would you be expecting that?" John asked. "It's impossible to expect the unexpected-- you at least have to know how to handle it."
"So, you're saying I should go and kill anyone who starts singing and dancing?" Groth asked.
"... no. No, that's not exactly the point I was trying to get across." John muttered.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 1, 2009 16:13:37 GMT -5
"It'd be nice if you didn't kill them," Peach noted politely.
".....uuuunnnngggguuuubllaaaaaaagggghhhhh..." Booster articulated as she sat up and stared at his tummy. "......coooooooooooool."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 1, 2009 16:21:00 GMT -5
"Too late! The idea's in my head!" Groth exclaimed, drawing his great-sword and charging out of the tent. He quickly found a man unwillingly singing a group number about his infidelities and proceeded to slaughter the lot of them.
"Can I leave?" Harvey asked tiredly. "I don't want to start singing again."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 2, 2009 21:10:26 GMT -5
"I don't think leaving this area will cure you of it. Plus, you're hurt," Peach explained.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 3, 2009 9:21:43 GMT -5
"I'm perfectly fit and I won't have a woman telling me what to do!" Harvey exclaimed, standing up shakily. "I've got to find that bastard... maybe he's somewhere nearby..."
John Smith had a solemn look on his face. "You seem a little obsessed with revenge. Is killing this man really all there is to look forward to in life?" He cast a joking look at Peach. "Unlike some people here, I was actually listening to your song."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 3, 2009 11:16:06 GMT -5
"Oh... I don't listen to the lyrics often. The music is more fun to enjoy," Peach explained, smiling quite dumbly.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 3, 2009 13:55:33 GMT -5
"And we haven't spoken in awhile!" said Alan and Cleric in unison
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 3, 2009 14:59:47 GMT -5
"I have a job to do! That man's caused a lot of hurt and he deserves to die." Harvey said angrily, stumbling towards the exit. "I have to find him... I have to... I promised my mother..."
Before anybody could say anything else, he was gone.
"Well..." John sighed heavily, tired from the day's events, "He was really the only reason for me to stay here. I'm going to be on my way."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 3, 2009 23:42:24 GMT -5
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...." Booster shoftly whined before he passed out again.
"Alright," Peach waved. "It was nice meeting you!"
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