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Post by pieandchips on Dec 25, 2009 18:16:04 GMT -5
"Yay!" exclaimed Falco as he unwrapped his new blaster. "Oh, sweet daffodil, what'd ya get me! I hope it's cash!" said an excited Bender. People where Bender comes from never usually got presents on Christmas. They actually usually got death due to the fact that the Santa over there is psychopathic robot.
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 25, 2009 23:25:02 GMT -5
Santa laughed, playful and jolly as always. "Ho-Ho! No present for you, Bender!" He exclaimed, grin on his face. "You're a horrible person! Instead, you're going to be horribly beaten by my demon minion, the Krampus!"
"[glow=red,2,300]Ich werde dich in die Hölle zu ziehen, Metall-Mann![/glow]"
The demon's voice shook and screamed as it approached Bender. "[glow=red,2,300]Aber zuerst werde ich auf einen Teller mit Keksen mit einem Glas Milch Fest![/glow]"
The Krampus pulled out an iron chain, wicker branch, and come refigerator magnets (OOC: Never stick magnets on robsts, kids! I learned that the hard way.) and began to approach the plate of Christmas cookies that Badness and Psycho were enjoying...
... and began to mercilessly attack it with its chain.
"Ho-Ho-Ho!" Santa laughed at his minion's clearly sociopathic actions. "What do you say we make this a real party? I have presents for the rest of the Ed's and Team Skylark, too!"
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Post by pieandchips on Dec 26, 2009 0:14:36 GMT -5
"Hey, meatbag! Look over there!" ordered Bender to Falco, pointing in a different direction. "What?" Falco asked, turning around. Bender punched him in the back of the head, picked up the blaster that he dropped and aimed it at Santa. "Alright, fatass, give me all your presents!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 26, 2009 1:41:17 GMT -5
"GASP!!" Ed gasped. No, he really said the word gasp. Kid you not. "WHA-REALLY?? I gotta go tell EVERYBODY!" he paraded back up the stairs, completely ignoring the horrific demon.
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Post by night sky on Dec 26, 2009 10:42:23 GMT -5
"Oh no." Charlie rushed bender, faster the a human should be able to and with out a side as he threw a shoulder tackle.
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Post by Felix Falora on Dec 26, 2009 13:18:33 GMT -5
"There is a demonic presence here and...!" Masahiro began, coming down with his sword unsheathed. When he saw Santa, however, he smirked and put his blade away. "You should call more often, Nick," he said, still coming down. "What's it been, a couple of centuries? Business with Christmas is still booming well for you I see." (I think the angels would know the saints (Saint Nicholas is Santa) and be friendly with them.)
"What was with the cr-OH MY GOD IT'S SANTA!" Trevor spazzed.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 26, 2009 14:09:32 GMT -5
"Wha--Santa!? Really?"
"No way!"
In no time, the entirity of the Skylark team and everyone living in the Eds appartment was descending into the lobby. It would usually be a crowded situation, but hey, the lobby was pretty big.
Fletcher blinked. "Is that... really him?"
"...well, what do you know," Double D opened his eyes after reading the old man's aura, smiling. "It really is." Marion, in his arms, giggled happily.
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 26, 2009 18:02:12 GMT -5
Santa laughed, painfully oblivious to Bender's blaster. "Oh, Bender! How could you so easily forget the stories?" Santa asked. "Remember? Good boys get presents, and bad boys... GET LASER VISION!!!"
Somehow, he still sounded like the happiest person on the planet, even as he fired lasers of Jolly Death from his eyes, disarming Bender and improving the life of an orphan somewhere in the world.
"... So, Santa has laser vision?" Badness asked skeptically. "That's how my dad told it to me." Psycho shrugged nonchalantly.
Santa laughed as everyone descended down the stairs. "Merry Christmas, everyone!" "I keep telling you, it's pronounced 'X-mas'--" "I have presents for everyone!" Reaching into his sack, Santa produced several brightly-wrapped presents which he proceeded to toss to Team Skylark.
"Here's to making the world a better place for Super-Children!" Santa congratulated.
"Rip-off's." Jack muttered.
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Post by pieandchips on Dec 26, 2009 18:14:02 GMT -5
Bender just stood there dumbfounded as Santa shot the blaster out of his hand. "When the fuck did you get laser vision?!" he shouted.
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Post by Felix Falora on Dec 26, 2009 18:14:44 GMT -5
"You've changed quite a bit," Masahiro said, passing Trevor his present. "However, you're still Santa, that's for sure; your karma says it all."
"Masahiro knows that, huh?" Trevor asked.
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 26, 2009 18:35:45 GMT -5
"I get stronger in the presence of true believers!" Santa explained. "I have laser-vision because someone in this room always thought I had laser vision!"
"Guilty!" Psycho sang happily.
"You wouldn't understand, because you're a godless abomination of steel and circuits." Santa explained. "I can think of a hundred more robots more deserving of presents than you, Bender! Like SHODAN, or Unicron, or... I dunno, Red Tornado?"
Meanwhile, universes away, Red Tornado was opening his Christmas present.
"Hmm? What's this?"
[glow=red,2,300]"RED TORNADO! Ich werde Fest auf Ihrem Roboter Innereien!"[/glow]
And then the Krampus ripped his eyes out.
"Well, maybe not Red Tornado." Santa shrugged.
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Post by pieandchips on Dec 26, 2009 19:01:44 GMT -5
"Even the Robot Devil?" asked Bender. "Surely he's more evil than I- Okay, no he's not..." he added dejectedly. "Well you can bite my shiny metal ass!
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Post by night sky on Dec 26, 2009 20:45:23 GMT -5
Carlie stood rubbing his shoulder. "Ow." He grumbled "note to self robots are made of metal."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 28, 2009 11:31:41 GMT -5
Double D's smile sharply changed into a gawk of surprise at Santa's display. Marion only giggled in his arms.
"I LIKE this Santa!" Eddy grinned.
Fletcher nodded, scrutinizing his package. "...Strangeness aside, he seems like a good gent."
Skywise only blinked. He wanted to ask who Santa was, but considering what he was capable of, the elf played innocence, not wishing to stoke the fire. "He..he certainly does."
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 28, 2009 11:40:30 GMT -5
Santa laughed madly as he reached into his sack for more presents. "Well, then, Eddy, let's hope you like this present!" He energetically tossed a perfect little box to Eddy.
"I got you the greatest gift of all." Santa said with a wide smile. "A dickie."
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