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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 4, 2008 12:17:19 GMT -5
Geno's eyes widened. He did NOT expect that. "S-seriously!? How?! That's impossible!"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 4, 2008 14:04:13 GMT -5
"I've ascended the conventional understanding of consciousness." The Wizard explained calmly. "But that's not important; the world's coming to an end, and you have one more jewel piece to find..."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 4, 2008 19:07:14 GMT -5
"Jewel pieces?" Tree snapped out of her berserker state for a second. "But I heard they'd all been found..." She pondered this for a second before walking forwards towards the blurry image of the Wizard. "You're just trying to trick-- AGH!"
She'd forgotten to put her glasses back on after coming out of berserker state, and stumbled over the edge, barely grabbing onto the ledge. She looked below her. It looked like the Albiore was below her, but without her glasses (which had fallen out of her pocket when she fell), she couldn't tell, and her hands were beginning to slip.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 5, 2008 14:37:28 GMT -5
"There's still one left." The Wizard said calmly. "Of course, someone is already using it to bring about the end of the world."
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 5, 2008 15:54:39 GMT -5
"We'll get it for you, Wizard." said Black Mage. Richard walked to the edge and started stomping on Tree's hands. "Goodbye, we hardly knew thee"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 5, 2008 17:01:09 GMT -5
"I have different plans in mind, actually." The Wizard chuckled. "Besides, I imagine that many people will be after it; if taken, it will be able to stop all of this... armageddon."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 5, 2008 19:27:49 GMT -5
"Ow! A******! I'll get you when I get back up there!" Tree yelled. She flapped her wings frantically in an attempt to fly, but being flightless caused issues with that plan. Finally, her hands gave away and she fell.
Only to land on something big and metal.
"Ow..." Tree massaged her hand. "That hurt." It looked like Todd had fallen with her. She had landed on the big flying machine on the side of the cliff.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 5, 2008 20:41:58 GMT -5
"Whoa! Are you guys alright down there?!" Geno called.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 5, 2008 21:08:29 GMT -5
"Yeah, it looks like it." Tree said. "Though my butt hurts like crap from landing on the cold metal. Go ahead and deal with those guys up there, I'm going to work on climbing up."
Ark went and kicked Richard. "Hey! That wasn't nice, you big meanie!"
"Yeah, what he said." Snowy said. She grabbed Ark by the collar and held her scythe point to his pudgy cheeks. "Now you're staying where you are, or I make this fox go off, and the results won't be pretty."
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 5, 2008 21:58:18 GMT -5
"Oh really now?" asked Richard "Well has thought ever occurred to you that I'm an UNDEAD warlock, i.e., one who is already dead. Only one thing can hurt me. And besides..." Richard grabbed Snowy by the throat and started charging the disintegration spell. "YOU don't move or YOU go off? How does that sound?"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 5, 2008 22:56:12 GMT -5
"I didn't want to have to do this, but..." Snowy choked out. She flinged Ark at Richard's face. Ark screamed and let out a Doom Wave, basically doing lots of random crud. It caused an earthquake, turned a flower into a paper airplane, and created a shockwave that knocked anything within range back a few feet from him.
"By the way, retard, I'm undead too! Or did you not notice the ghostly aura?" Snowy said once she was free of his grasp.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 6, 2008 0:48:27 GMT -5
"That's it! I didn't (actually I kinda did) want to have to bust this out, but I DO!" exclaimed Richard. "C'mon, Black Mage!"
"Right!"
Everything suddenly went dark, but then Black Mage and Richard were up on a stage dressed in white tuxedos. 1980's dance pop started playing. "We're no strangers to love," sang Richard
"You know the rules, and so do I" continued BM
"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of"
"You wouldn't get this from any other guy..."
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling"
"Gotta make you understand..."
"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you" they sang in unison.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 6, 2008 1:46:37 GMT -5
"DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT AWFUL MUSIC!?" Tree yelled from down on her platform on the Albiore. She was currently trying to hotwire it, though it would still take time to figure out how to steer it. "It's making my ears bleed!"
Snowy just stared at them. "What. The. Hell."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 6, 2008 2:26:11 GMT -5
Geno's eyes were wide with the utmost surprise. "What in the Star Haven's name...!?"
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 6, 2008 11:00:06 GMT -5
"It's Black Mage's and Richard's strongest combination attack, the Dick Roll." explained Thief. "They start singing that godawful song and, in rare cases, various bad things start happening throughout. But, this is not one of those times. Instead, intense flames and meteors will appear at the end and DESTROY US ALL!"
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