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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 30, 2008 16:40:43 GMT -5
"WAAAAAHOOOOOO!!!"
After arriving in this new world, Gruntilda the witch decided to make her entrance as flashy and attention-grabbing as possible.
Her approach to this dilemna? Smashing the many igloos lying around with her massive mechanical mud muncher, the Hag 1. It certainly had a lot of heads turning.
"Grunty's here! It's fair warning!" She cackled. "I LOVE the smell of fear in the morning!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Oct 30, 2008 17:46:53 GMT -5
The Demon Boomerang was watching from a far the incident with his companion, Lucied. Boomerang was unsure about this new arrival and walked closer to the witch. "Another strange one..." He said to himself.
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Post by pieandchips on Oct 30, 2008 18:02:02 GMT -5
Parroto stepped out of an igloo, holding a sack of cash and his arm cannon was smoking. He had apparently just killed someone. Grunty's vehicle came speeding down the road. "'EY! SLOW THAT THING DOWN YOU GREEN BITCH!!!!! YOU'LL KILL SOMEONE! That's my job!" yelled Parroto.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 30, 2008 19:59:14 GMT -5
"That's the whole POINT, you wierdo!" Grunty spat back, speeding past him.
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Post by pieandchips on Oct 30, 2008 20:02:26 GMT -5
Parroto launched a cable from his arm cannon and on the back of Grunty's ride. It quickly latched on and Parroto dragged his talons on the ice like skates. "Killing is my business... And business is good! I don't want you ruining that!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 30, 2008 20:04:16 GMT -5
"It's called competition!" Grunty retorted, swerving sharply to where Parroro broke off.
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Post by pieandchips on Oct 30, 2008 20:07:28 GMT -5
"BITCH!!!" he shouted as he crashed head on into a mound of snow. He quickly fired a homing missile from his cannon at Grunty. "You don't understand, WE, the Zoness Assassins Society, are the main killing force on this here island. We also serve as the mafia, baseball team, crack team of surgeons and children's musicians! But we mainly kill stuff!!!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Oct 30, 2008 20:35:27 GMT -5
Boomerang threw his boomerang at Parroto, hitting him at the back of his head. The weapon flew back to Boomerang. Once he caught it, it became a sword again. "An assassin... You people are despicable. You have no true honor when it comes to war and battle." He said. Lucied growled at him.
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Post by pieandchips on Oct 30, 2008 20:46:59 GMT -5
"Ow..." muttered Parroto as he now lay unconscious in the snow. "Oi, don't talk about our leader like that!" said Leonard, dressed in appropriate snow clothes. He was backed up by Jag and NT9. Leonard pulled out Cat's Claw. "And you look extremely familiar" he said. He then pulled out a picture of Boomerang, with a reward-type prize number underneath. "We're here to kill you"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 30, 2008 20:47:10 GMT -5
"What!? ANOTHER one!?" Grunty growled, before she noticed the missile. "WAGH!" The Hag 1 was pretty sturdy, but it toppled over as the missile slammed into the side. "ARGH!!!"
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Post by pieandchips on Oct 30, 2008 20:51:03 GMT -5
"Listen we just want to kill you and leave, we don't want to get in some huge gigantic fight that even WE'RE starting to get sick of." said Leonard. He looked toward the invisible area where we, the writers, are. "Take the hint, PAC" he whispered.
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Post by Felix Falora on Oct 30, 2008 20:53:32 GMT -5
"Oh dear... It looks like another fight is going to break out," Tir said, surbeying the area with little interest. Vergil, who hadn't been used in a long time, smirked. "Weaklings. All of them. They have no idea what true power is." "Your father's?" "... Not any longer." "So you've given up on that fascade?" Tir asked. Vergil nodded. "What need of I of the powers of Sparda... when I can enhance my own and make them stronger?"
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Post by pieandchips on Oct 30, 2008 20:57:46 GMT -5
"Wait, where did you guys come from?" piped up NT9, noticing Tir and Vergil
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 30, 2008 20:58:06 GMT -5
"HA! I'd like to see you try!" Grunty boasted. "I've already been buried alive! You can't top that!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Oct 30, 2008 21:01:23 GMT -5
"We're just spectators," Tir said.
"You don't want to fight us, so be on your way," Vergil advised.
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