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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 7, 2008 23:26:43 GMT -5
Conker moaned and groaned underneath a tree. He looked around his surrondings and stood. "Ohh... My head... What happened... Where am I..." He said to himself. He took a few steps, getting his bearings together. "Huh... Doesn't look like any place I reconize..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 7, 2008 23:37:36 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Banjo JUST happened to be walking by, enjoying the familiarity that the forest gave off.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 7, 2008 23:42:27 GMT -5
Conker walked a bit. Suddenly, he saw a bear in the distances. After rubbing his eyes, he realized the bear was his old friend, Banjo. "Well, there's a familiar face." He said to himself. "Hmm... I wonder..." He snuck up and hid in a near by bush. Then he yelled out "STOP N SWOP!!!!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 7, 2008 23:52:41 GMT -5
Banjo leaped up in the air a couple feet. "OMG STOP N SWOP WHERE!?!?!?!?"
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Post by Felix Falora on Nov 8, 2008 1:03:05 GMT -5
"You've got to be kidding me," Samus said as the bear immediately went crazy over the mention of Stop N Swop. "Banjo..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 8, 2008 11:21:39 GMT -5
"SNS!?!?!? WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE...!" He rapidly jumped up in random places looking for it. "I MUST KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!11!!11one!!!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 8, 2008 13:29:14 GMT -5
Kazooie stuck her head out the bag, shaking her head. "For the last time... STOP N SWOP IS DEAD!" She yelled. Conker than walked up to them, laughing. "I still see you two haven't changed a bit." He commented.
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Post by Felix Falora on Nov 8, 2008 16:24:37 GMT -5
"Oh my god, where is my ship?!" Samus commented to herself. Somebody had taken her spaceship and now could've been anywhere with it. It also had her powersuit in it... That's right people, Zero Suit Samus. Although you'd be stupid to think she was weak without her Varia Suit because she could still kick some major ass if you were perverted enough to try anything wth her.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 9, 2008 20:04:55 GMT -5
"...Conker?" Banjo finally calmed down. "....aw, MAN! You jerk!" he whined.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 9, 2008 21:44:41 GMT -5
"The one and only, Banjo." He said. He looked around the forest. "You wouldn't mind telling me where we are... And who, is she?" He said, looking at Samus and taking fine notice at her figure.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 9, 2008 21:46:20 GMT -5
"Well, I have NO idea who she is..." Banjo waved her off, not as interested. "But we're on Dimensional Island."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 9, 2008 21:49:14 GMT -5
"Dimensional Island, huh..." Conker said. "What would that be?"
"We don't know." Kazooie replied. "Just that people from different dimensions just keep poping up everywhere."
"Oh, you don't say?" Conker said. "So everyone here is stopnswop." He muttered quickly.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 10, 2008 0:24:33 GMT -5
"STOP N SWOP!?!?!" Banjo took on his crazy SNS persona once again, turning back to give Kazooie his wild grin. "OMG DID U HEAR THAT, KAZ, THE ANSWER 2 SNS COULD B ON THIS ISLAND!!1!11!!eleven!!11!!!!2!"
(lol, I'm a n00b at l33t chat XD)
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 10, 2008 16:26:12 GMT -5
"FROM MY WORMY BOWELS, I SCREAM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Earthworm Jim crashed into a nearby tree on his Pocket Rocket. Remarkably, both he and the rocket were unscathed. Jim stood up woozily. "My apendages... I can't feel them..." His suit seemed to slap his worm head, snapping him out of his daze.
"OK! I'm ready to save the day!" He stood in the classic hero pose, which all heroes learn at the community center-- his hands on his hips and chest out proudly.
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Post by Felix Falora on Nov 10, 2008 17:02:34 GMT -5
Samus slapped her head in annoyance at the arrival of Earthworm Jim. "Ohhhhhhh dear."
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