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Post by 42zombies on Nov 16, 2008 16:51:27 GMT -5
The suit dropped the worm before collapsing on the ground. "Yeah... yeah, that's much better." Jim slurred through broken teeth. "Thank you, citizen... if you could just put the battery in my mouth, I'll put it suit in the back..." the worm collapsed.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 16, 2008 18:17:19 GMT -5
"How did a worm like you end up with such an awesome and powerful suite?" Conker asked, looking and admiring the suit. "Wish we had that to fight Grunty with." Kazooie commented.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 16, 2008 19:05:29 GMT -5
"It fell out of the sky." Jim explained, still dizzy. "I crawled into it to hide from a bird, and... POOF! I'm smart! It was, like... made by aliens..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 19, 2008 0:42:09 GMT -5
"Made by aliens?" Banjo mused on this. "I bet it's the same aliens from Hailfire Peaks. Those guys are known for dropping their stuff. Their lasers, their batteries... their kids..."
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 19, 2008 15:36:07 GMT -5
"Did they have a monkey for a face?" Jim asked seriously.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 19, 2008 16:20:16 GMT -5
"Um.... no...they pretty much look like the typical green large-headed aliens."
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 19, 2008 16:38:42 GMT -5
"Then it's not them." Jim answered. "No, this suit was dropped by my arch-nemeny-- PSY-CROW! It was designed by the insideous Prof. Monkey-for-a-Head."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 19, 2008 22:25:19 GMT -5
"Why do we get so much weird enemies?" Conker said, shaking his head. Kazooie nodded in agreement. "I think our weirdest enemy was that Weldar for looking like a giant toilet cleaner."
"Bah, I can beat that." Conker said. "Oh? How? What was your weirdest enemy?" Conker walked up to her and whispered into her ear. She shivered and looked disgusted. "You win..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 20, 2008 14:19:28 GMT -5
"...weird." Banjo commented towards Jim. Then, after Conker and Kazooie's exchange, Banjo stared at the squirrel. "...should I ask, or would I regret it?"
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 20, 2008 17:11:18 GMT -5
"I don't see how anything's weirder than Prof. Monkey-For-a-Face..." Jim grumbled angrily.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 20, 2008 22:39:26 GMT -5
Kazooie shuddered. "It was a big pile of singing crap..." She said. Conker nodded. "It's true."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 21, 2008 1:23:41 GMT -5
"...like, literal crap?" Banjo made a face. "Nasty!"
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 21, 2008 11:04:37 GMT -5
"Yeah, but... I'm talking about a guy with a monkey for a face." Jim explained. "Like, just grafted on there."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 21, 2008 13:23:32 GMT -5
"Unless the monkey flung poo at you, we have nothing to discuss." Conker said, shoving the battery into Jim's mouth.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Nov 22, 2008 8:35:09 GMT -5
Croagunk croaked. His weirdest enemy was those three bozos who were always trying to kidnap people's Pokemon. Didn't match up to the singing poo.
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