|
|
Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 11, 2008 0:50:18 GMT -5
Kazooie shook her head. "Oy vey..." She looked at her crazed friend spazzing over Stop n' Swop... Then pecked him on the head over and over again. "Cut it out, Banjo!"
|
|
|
|
Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 11, 2008 13:30:10 GMT -5
"OW! OW! OW! OW!" Banjo groaned, rubbing his head. ".....thanks. I needed that." He looked Jim's way. "Hey... weren't you that guy at City Hall?"
|
|
|
|
Post by 42zombies on Nov 11, 2008 17:27:35 GMT -5
"I can't remember due to ice-induced amnesia!" Jim exclaimed proudly. "But I'm here to save you from that parasitic bird growing out of your backpack, citizen!"
|
|
|
|
Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Nov 11, 2008 19:01:10 GMT -5
Somewhere near by, Croagunk lurked. He was croaking lowly, keeping an eye on the group.
"Croa... croa..." He walked behind Banjo and continued to croak.
|
|
|
|
Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 12, 2008 22:46:01 GMT -5
"...she's not parasitic," Banjo flatly noted. "She's my partner." He turned down to Croagunk and stared at him, sweatdropping. "....uh..."
|
|
|
|
Post by 42zombies on Nov 13, 2008 16:18:35 GMT -5
"Don't try to fool me, fould mind-controlling bird!" Jim pointed his blaster at Banjo's backpack as he faced Croagunk. "Birds are nothing but trouble! When I was a young grub..."
"Oh, hey, Jim." "Howdy, Greg!" "Yeah. I'm Greg... OH MY GOD! LOOK OUT FOR THAT BIRD!" CAWWWW! "What? Greg?! GREG! YOU'VE BEEN CUT IN HALF!" "Don't worry-- we're okay. Shut up. YOU SHUT UP, GREG!"
"EAT DIRT, FOUL... er... ugh... FOWL!" Jim began firing wildly and blindly, caring little for such trivial things as 'aim' or 'forethought'.
|
|
|
|
Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Nov 13, 2008 20:51:42 GMT -5
Croagunk sighed and walked behind Jim, and Poison Jabbed him in the buttocks.
"Croa... croa..." Croagunk croaked.
|
|
|
|
Post by 42zombies on Nov 14, 2008 16:09:54 GMT -5
Jim turned around. "Wha?" He looked down at Croagunk. "Why'd you attack my suit?! ARE YOU IN LEAGUE WITH THE BIRD, FOUL REPPHIBIANTILE?!" Jim's suit seemed to stagger around a bit.
|
|
|
|
Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 14, 2008 17:02:31 GMT -5
Kazooie looked annoyed. "What's up with him?" She said. Conker shook his head. "I dunno. Maybe he's on drugs or something."
|
|
|
|
Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 15, 2008 12:30:39 GMT -5
"...that was helpful," Banjo noted towards Croagunk. "Did that weirdo hit you at all, Kaz?"
|
|
|
|
Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 15, 2008 13:49:32 GMT -5
"Naw, I'm good. He shot everything else except me." Kazooie said, noting the charred trees around them. Conker shook his head, walked up to Jim, and smacked his head with his frying pan.
|
|
|
|
Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Nov 15, 2008 19:49:03 GMT -5
Croagunk looked at Conker before joining in the head-smashing fun by Poison Jabbing Jim in the neck.
"Croagunk." Croagunk croaked.
|
|
|
|
Post by 42zombies on Nov 16, 2008 8:46:39 GMT -5
Jim screamed. "MY WORMY NECK!"
A pink, very sick-looking worm fell out of the Ultra-high-tech-indestructible-super-space-cyber-suit's neck. The suit, however, stood up as if it still had someone in it. As if the suit itself was alive, it grabbed Jim and cracked him like a whip at Croagunk.
"OH, COME ON!" Jim yelled as the suit pervaded their user-used relationship. "AGAIN?!"
|
|
|
|
Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 16, 2008 13:23:58 GMT -5
Banjo stared at the spectacle most oddly. "...wow. And I thought Cloud Cuckooland was an acid trip."
|
|
|
|
Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 16, 2008 15:53:32 GMT -5
"Whoa." Kazooie blinked. "So the body and worm is still... A worm." She said, tilting her head. A lightbulb appeared over Conker's head. He took out a screwdriver from his pocket. "Oh ho! I know what to do!" He said, unscrewing the back of the power suit, and took out the battery. "There, that's better."
|
|
