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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 22, 2008 21:52:31 GMT -5
"Dude, stop cursing, you stupid fat lard... You're gonna break someone's innocence doing that!" Kyle yelled at Homer, throwing the philosiphy that he had just given Kyle right back in his face.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 22, 2008 22:24:43 GMT -5
Black Mage walked over, "May I ask what's going on before I kill you both for disrupting my meal?" He drew both of his daggers.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 22, 2008 23:13:03 GMT -5
Homer looked at him for a moment before it occured to him. "Oooh! You're that one guy! From the fantasy game Bart got on his final video game. What's it called again? Ohh yeah. Sonic the Hedgehog."
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 22, 2008 23:24:49 GMT -5
"No you asshole, he's from one of the Final Fantasy games! How could you not know that?! Final Fantasy is one of the most popular fucking games in the world! You're one stupid piece of shit!" Kyle yelled in Homer's face.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 23, 2008 0:08:07 GMT -5
"Well, well, well," said Black Mage "Somebody here has a really foul mouth. Allow me to fix that" Black Mage dove at Kyle's throat.
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 23, 2008 0:10:29 GMT -5
Kyle dove to the side. "Dude! What the fuck is your problem?!" Kyle yelled before he ran to the gun store.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 23, 2008 0:12:36 GMT -5
"Woops, I just have kind of a tick where strangers are concerned. Especially with kids." He turned to Homer. "YOU on the other hand fatass, I have no trouble killing"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 23, 2008 0:30:43 GMT -5
Homer just let out a shreik and tried to make a run for it to the gun store, too. "Wait for me, kid!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 23, 2008 0:32:44 GMT -5
Kyle passed an AK-47 to Homer and grabbed one for himself. "We may just be fucked either way, but let's go out putting bullets in his ass," Kyle said.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 23, 2008 0:34:00 GMT -5
"...I'm here to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum..." He said, cocking his gun and aiming at the evil mage.
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 23, 2008 1:09:40 GMT -5
"Boy, you sure got confident in a hurry," Kyle said before aiming at Black Mage was his own.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 23, 2008 8:07:17 GMT -5
"Fire-3" said Black Mage as flames shot from his hands and at Homer and Kyle.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 23, 2008 14:39:10 GMT -5
Homer let another shriek and ran, firing at the mage. "Eat lead!!!!" He yelled. Unfortiontly... He was shooting everyond AROUND the Mage, missing him entirely.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 23, 2008 14:44:44 GMT -5
"You're dumber than Fighter" said Black Mage as he started stabbing Homer multiple times.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 23, 2008 15:52:59 GMT -5
He placed his hands on a red stained area. "No!!!" He cried. He then took out a LOT of punctured ketchup packets. "My ketchup! Why you little...!" He then started to strangle Black Mage. Very hard, at the matter. "Take my ketchup, will you...!"
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