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Post by pieandchips on Feb 23, 2008 16:31:43 GMT -5
However, while Homer was strangling Black Mage, his hat fell off, revealing his horrifying face, and driving Homer insane (well, MORE insane)
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 23, 2008 17:13:20 GMT -5
Homer just took one look and let out a loud scream that broke every glass in the entire vicinty of the mall.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 23, 2008 17:26:08 GMT -5
"GEEZ!" said Black Mage as Homer's grip loosened and he stabbed him. Black Mage put his hat back on.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 23, 2008 19:24:14 GMT -5
Homer took the knife out... And it was covered in cooked food. "Ooh. Shishi-kabobs!" He said, taking a bite of them. "Mmm... Shish-kabobs..." He said going back to his seat.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 23, 2008 19:32:51 GMT -5
"Da Hell?" said Black Mage as Homer walked away. "GIVE ME THAT KNIFE BACK!" yelled Black Mage brandishing his other dagger.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 23, 2008 19:51:32 GMT -5
Suddenly, a giant piece of glass fell and landed on BM's foot. Apparently, it was a shard from the ceiling that survived Homer's scream. After Homer was done, he was picking his teeth with the dagger, then examing what to do with it.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 23, 2008 19:56:28 GMT -5
"AAAAGH!!!" yelled Black Mage as he threw the other dagger into Homer's skull.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 23, 2008 19:59:35 GMT -5
Homer felt something, then pried the blade from the back of his head. Ignoring the injury, he shrugged and used BOTH daggers to eat his meals.
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 23, 2008 22:51:42 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Kyle was focued behind Black Mage. He didn't see the guy's face, so it was ok. "Take this!" He shot the Mage from behind.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 24, 2008 9:36:51 GMT -5
Black Mage melted the bullets with a fire attack. "DARK!" yelled Black Mage as Kyle became blind from darkness.
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 1, 2008 0:53:43 GMT -5
"FUCK!" Kyle yelled and started shooting randomly, accidentally killing innocent people in the vicinity.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Mar 1, 2008 1:03:24 GMT -5
Homer turned his head back at them. "Hey, quiet down, will ya? I'm trying to eat here!"
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 1, 2008 7:51:57 GMT -5
"Hmph!" snorted Black Mage arrogantly. "Now... FIRE-3!" Black Mage shot flames at blinded Kyle. "And YOU! Fatass!" He turned toward Homer. "GIVE ME MY DAGGERS BACK!!!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 1, 2008 13:08:25 GMT -5
Kyle managed to roll out of the way before getting hit.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Mar 2, 2008 1:44:43 GMT -5
Homer down on himself. "Is my ass really that fat?"
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