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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 19, 2008 23:20:17 GMT -5
In the middle of the food court, there were pile upon pile of food surronding one single table. Anyone who saw this would expect a big group of people. But instead... There was one man. One man that can eat all of it a single sitting. That man.... Was Homer Simpson. As he looked at all the food that he had to eat, he only had one thing to say. "...I wonder if they allow seconds."
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 19, 2008 23:22:11 GMT -5
"Seconds? For somebody like you?" a child's voice said. That child was known as Kyle, one of a group of four friends. "God damn man, you are a bigger fatass then Cartman ever will be!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 19, 2008 23:29:42 GMT -5
"Hey, watch your langauge, little boy." Homer said, chomping on a burger. "This meal cost me a lot!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 21, 2008 6:54:55 GMT -5
"Of course it cost it a lot. It's like a whole ****ing buffet sitting right in front of you!" Kyle said.
(The two best shows of comedy combined... All we're missing is Peter from Family Guy. LOL!)
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 21, 2008 11:19:49 GMT -5
"Of course. How else am I suppose to enjoy this place? I got a little from everywhere." He said, pointing to each one as he said. "That Japanese place. That Italian place. That burger place. That..." Stops at a healthly food store. He shudders. "Well, ALMOST everywhere." He said, picking up a slice of pizza.
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 21, 2008 22:52:01 GMT -5
"A little healthy food probably wouldn't kill you. I always tell that to Cartman, but he replies with, 'I told you I'm not ****ing fat, you ****ing Jew.' God I hate that fat***!" Kyle said, then shook his head. "Anyway, at least drink a smoothie or something."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 22, 2008 0:28:53 GMT -5
"But I already have some milkshakes and soda! I payed good money for them!" He said, presenting them... And behind him, they were giving out free smoothies.
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 22, 2008 10:45:36 GMT -5
"Lucky they're giving out free smoothies behind you then. It means you don't have to pay a damn thing," Kyle said.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 22, 2008 14:11:49 GMT -5
"...They look a few days expired." He said, chugging on his soda. The bottom showed the experation date... 3/12/86.
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 22, 2008 14:18:04 GMT -5
"... God damnit!" Kyle said as he saw some of the people who drank the smoothies drop dead of major food poisoning.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 22, 2008 14:33:28 GMT -5
"See what happens when you eat health food? You choke on it and die." He said, calmy, shoving more food into his mouth. "Meenwhgl, ish'sh harg scho choge ong sis stuffg." (Let's see if you can figure out what he's saying)
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 22, 2008 14:41:03 GMT -5
(Meanwhile, it's hard to chew on this stuff.)
"S**t man, chew your f**king food!" Kyle said as some food chunks hit him in the face.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 22, 2008 16:13:55 GMT -5
(Close... It was "choke")
He swallowed the food he had. "Hey, why does an 8 year old know so many curse words for?"
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Post by Felix Falora on Feb 22, 2008 16:17:40 GMT -5
"Because my friends all know curse words."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Feb 22, 2008 21:46:53 GMT -5
"My, my... What a world we are where people can get away with cursing..." He went to pick up his fork... And got his finger stabbed by it. "Yeow! Son of a-" He then proceeded into yelling out every swear word known to man in front of the young 4th grader.
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