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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jun 8, 2010 17:32:25 GMT -5
Granted, but since you are now working on art/fanfiction, you do not have time for anything else and die alone.
I wish my grass would mow itself.
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Post by tsifan on Jun 8, 2010 18:03:03 GMT -5
Granted, but eventually after a week or so they realize that humans are weak toward the lawnmower in which they currently control and revolts. And then they soon mow over YOU :3
I wish that 4kids never existed
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jun 8, 2010 18:30:37 GMT -5
Granted, but now we don't have anyone to make fun of.
I wish that I was smarter.
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Post by tsifan on Jun 8, 2010 18:37:51 GMT -5
granted, but then you grew too smart. and found no enjoyment in anything that involves curiousity and such.
I wish....... I could dreams of my own stories when I want to and live the life out of my characters. then wake up later
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 8, 2010 19:26:41 GMT -5
Granted. But you live every single moment of your characters' lives; including the boring parts the you don't think about. Every tedious morning. Every time they have to use the restroom. Every time they blink. You dream it. And when they finally die, you dream that, too; you dream it clear as day. Eventually, you get too scared to fall asleep. Too scared to blink. You don't want to die again.
Cool? Cool.
I wish I could punch people THROUGH THE INTERNET.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jun 9, 2010 17:13:50 GMT -5
Granted, but when you punch someone, part of your IP address is revealed. Eventually all of it is compiled and your address is traced via that, and then you are arrested and rot in a jail cell.
I wish the girls' bathrooms at my school didn't smell like smoke and what I can assume is pot every single FREAKING day.
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Post by shiftyPotentate on Jun 10, 2010 14:19:32 GMT -5
Granted. Now it smells like alcohol and puke and everything else wrong with the world.
I wish Felix's brother wasn't such an asshole. Actually? Don't corrupt that one. That one needs to just be granted.
Do this one. I wish Daniel Tosh would perform live in Topeka.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 10, 2010 15:17:13 GMT -5
Granted. Daniel Tosh performs live beat poetry in Topeka. Not comedy.
I wish for stuff.
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Post by tsifan on Jun 10, 2010 16:01:30 GMT -5
Granted, but you know that guy in your signature? yeah him. He takes it all for himself. I wish that I had a pet  |
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jun 10, 2010 17:21:56 GMT -5
Granted, but it refuses to listen and ruins the furniture.
I wish that my dog would stop LICKING THE GODDAMN FLOOR.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 10, 2010 23:25:10 GMT -5
Granted. He/she drags their ass across it instead. Like dogs usually do.
I wish this guy on dA would leave me and my fans alone.
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Post by tsifan on Jun 11, 2010 0:01:38 GMT -5
Granted, but he goes abuses other people that you like
I wish I had yellow jacket
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 11, 2010 13:17:46 GMT -5
Granted. The yellowjacket stings your eyes. It really hurts.
I wish I didn't wish for something.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 14, 2010 15:24:10 GMT -5
Granted. And now you killed the thread. WAY TO GO. D<
I wish curse words weren't so fucking taboo.
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Post by shiftyPotentate on Jun 14, 2010 16:35:53 GMT -5
Granted. Now everyone is compelled to say them in every single sentence, as every other word. Now it takes twice as long for anyone to get their message across. Not only that, the collective IQ of all people drops about 30 points. This leads to the de-evolution of the swearing and language into more animalistic screeches. At the same time, monkeys advance in their collective intellect and eventually take over the world. IT'S PLANET OF THE FUCKING APES, THANKS A LOT KELS D:<
I wish my dad would unblock my girlfriend's phone number on my phone.
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