Just great (Open RP)

[kisashika]

"Sure thing. I'll get you a Whiskey Sour." Nova turned around and got the bottle whiskey and the other ingredents. He opened up the mixing cup and squeezed the lemon into it- he then made a show. Tossing the steel cup into the air, he caught it on his elbow, blancing it- he then poured the whiskey into the cup. Nova threw the cup up again, catching it and putting the lid on and shaking it.

Once the drink was mixed, the blue 'bot poured it into a glass and slid it across the bar to Wax. "Enjoy." He then looked over at Homestar. "Energon, really? I dunno'.... I've never had an organic order it before. I'll let you try it before, don't need you getting sick off it." He got a small shot glass out and poured some low grade into it and set it infront of him. "I've also got an organic version of this if you don't like it."

Tycho watched the little preformance Nova gave, boredly. "I'll try it." He shrugged. "The organic kind, if you would."

[ryocker]

The show was amazing! Waxevius definately enjoyed watching it, smiling a bit as he made his new drink. When the cup of sour whisky was finally put in front of him, he scooped it up- then looked past Tycho to see Homestar. "...That stuff's fuel, you ignoramas. You might kill yourself drinking tha- oh what do i care, it's your life."

Sipping his cup a bit he passed an eye toward Tycho. "So, grease," he mumbled. "What brings a human like you around here, huh?" He guzzled the rest of his drink down and sat the cup at the counter, knocking twice.

[kisashika]

(I'm sorry if I wasn't to clear- but Nova was talking about him having an Organic-safe drink called Energon. It's diffrent from the actual Transformers Energon Wax drank. But he did serve Homestar a small ammout of the TF Energon.

Tycho ordered the organic-safe energon.

I hope that clarifies my last post.)

[nintendonut1]

"Yaaaay!!" Homestar enjoyed the show himself, floating an extra twenty dollar bill (that he thought was a one-dollar) to Nova for the extra effort and performance. He blinked in response to Nova's warning, a cue that his words went in one ear and out the other, and grinned at his requested drink.

"Why, thank you, my good suh!" In a single motion of blissful idiocy, the inky drink was downed in one gulp, the shot glass slamming back down on the table as punctuation.

There was a moment of silence as Homestar sat perfectly still, letting it sink in. His head twitched back a few times, as it normally does when he's speaking, but his mouth was clamped shut until he let out a loud keen that sounded like a manitee getting punched in the throat.

He coughed, a puff of black smoke escaping him, and then forced out a grin. "Ooooh, MAN, what a kick!! Hit me with anothuh one, Nova, mah man!!"

[kisashika]

Nova stepped back when Homestar coughed and then burst out in a loud laugh. "Whoo, man! I ain't never seen a guy with more guts than you, this next one is on the house!" He topped off the shot glass and set it back down in front of Homestar. Then he made up Tycho's order, put it in a pink tinted glass with a couple of flashing ice cubes, and it down. "There ya' go." Nova then filled Wax's glass back up. "You guys are a great bunch. Haven't had anyone this interesting in a while."

Tycho looked down at the girly, pink drink in front of him. It smelled fruity. And looked gay. Oh, well. There's always a first for everything. He picked up the glass and took a sip of it; fruity indeed. A sideways glance to Wax when the black creature spoke. "I came here to get wasted and forget that my best friend is lost somewhere in this huge city chasing after some guy that looked like Mario." He took another drink. "What about you, Mr.Candlestick?"

[ryocker]

Wax tilted his head from side to side. "Nothing too serious, me and my minions decided to make our base a little ways from here, in a bunch of caves next to a desert," he began. "After we pretty much explored the inside out of the place-and man it's more packed than you'd think-my men told me they were bored.

"So i decide to do the honorable thing and let us have the day off." he grinned, revealing his crooked teeth. "I'm not responsiblle for what my men do, though." He took another quick swig of the drink in front of him, sighing it off. "'Course, they're not very bright anyway, i doubt they can do any- hold on..."

Outside, three of said candles (Ignewax, for the technical term) were pretty much having a conversation over a glass what looked like water. "No, seriously! this stuffs fuel!"

"Prove it." At those words, the one with the cup poured the contents onto the other one's flame- the result being a huge increase in fire power complete with a FWOOOSH! included.

"Gnarly! Hey guys, we got a super soldier over here!"

"Woooo! fire to the mall, fire to the maaalll!!!"

...And Waxevius sighed as fireballs were chucked across the mall's inside. "I seem to be standing corrected."

[nintendonut1]

Homestar took his next shot with just as much gusto as the first, with similar results. He definitely would have asked for more, but his throat was starting to taste like burning, so he decided instead to reach for his other Expense Account One to wash it down before asking for another shot.

At the show just outside the bar, he applauded with invisible hands. "Wow! Pywo entertainuhs?? This mall has EVEWYthing!"

He sighed in complete, somewhat drunken content as he leaned over the counter. "Foweign places awe awersome."

[kisashika]

Tycho stared at the flaming creatures causing havoc just outside the bar. It reminded him of the fun times he used to have in malls with Gabe, killing zombies. He sighed and took another long drink, it must be the alcohol. Why else would he be missing Gabe's company?

"Shouldn't you, I don't know, call them off? Douse them in water? Blow them out?" Tycho asked, watching the minions catch fire to everything in the open. "That can't be safe."

Only slightly amused by the fire-works show going on outside, Nova frowned slightly. "Yeah, foreign places can be great. If you know where you're going, that is." His frown deepened when things actually caught flame. "And if you've made some good friends." He looked between the Man, white guy-thing, and wax blob sitting at his bar. "Which I think you guys have, save for the little candles outside."

[ryocker]

Waxevius just spat a bit. "Hey, with any luck, they'll calm down. or get doused by some random hero person, i dunno." Thinking about it, he added; "And speaking of dousing," he took another swig. "did you know my species become immobile when they get doused?"

Possibly unnoticed, a small spiky turtle with red hair jumped into the frying pan and started beating up the Ignewaxes outside. "It's a rather charming fact, but we also never really die, either." Wax continued, grinning.

[nintendonut1]

"THAT... is fascinating. Weally." Homestar blinked for a moment. It was rare that his attention would last more than a few seconds when someone talked at long-enough length. Must've been the alcohol.

"Yeah... just wish I could find Stwong Bad," he sighed, watching the life of an insignificant ice cube melt on the countertop. "He woulda totally digged the pywotechnics."

[kisashika]

Possesed wax candles that never die and shoot fire , eh? Tycho got an evil grin on his face, eyes glowing red, as he tapped his fingers against one another, chuckling; Oh, he'd have to use that in his next Dungeons and Dragons game.

After his momentary possesion and creepy evilness, Tycho straightend up with a cough. "Yes, yes- like Homestar said, very interesting." He finished his current drink and went back to his original drink, a little saddened that no Griaffes had shown up in body-glitter dancing to techno music. Oh, well, maybe after ten. "Anything else interesting about your.... Kind, I suppose one would call it."

"Man, you guys gotta' be, like, invincible then." Nova said, leaning on the counter. He looked over at Homestar when he spoke. "Hey, don't worry to much, man. Void City is a big place, I'm sure he's somewhere searchin' for you, too. You'll run into him soon enough, I bet." He flashed Homestar a grin. "Until then, yer' more than welcome to hang out here. I don't kick out customers, without reason that is."

[ryocker]

Wax gave a quick look. "Well, never saw a human that was interested in a monster like me before." He looked down at his glass, his vision growing a bit hazy. "Well... An obvious sign we're getting worn is, of course, our candle-light. Like i said, we become imobile when our flames are put out, like statues." Almost on cue, the child-turtle-thing (Baby Bowser, in case you wanted to know) began swirling one of his minions around while Wax spoke about their little ability- eventually throwing a stone statue shaped like a scared Ignewax into the bar, skidding and breaking a bit on the carpet. "Like that. Don't worry, he'll be fine in about five minutes.

Putting a thick black arm to (what one may assume to be) his chin, he grinned evilly. "Actually, i lied. We can die... if you can put our wiks out permanently."

[nintendonut1]

"Mm. I guess he can find a fowest wanger if he gets lost out thewe," Homestar nodded, always willing to be optimistic. He grinned at Nova, eyelids heavy in drunken lethargic. "Tanks, Nova. You'we the best."

He blinked slowly at the sound of a crash behind him, swiveled on his chair, and observed the scene. All that came out was a little giggle in response.

[kisashika]

"Dude, monsters and creatures are my thing! Manticores, Demons, Ghosts, Vampires- all that shit." Tycho said. "And Aliens.... Especially aliens...." His train of thought got derailed when the little Wax got chucked into the bar and he turned to look at the shattered bits. "You sure? Will he, like, turn into a hundred tiny versions of himself and then meld together to form what he's supposed to be?"

"No problem, buddy." Nova smiled and watched the Ignewax break on his floor. "He better. That carpet ain't easy to clean." He glanced over at Wax for a second.

[ryocker]

Waxevius sighed. Aside from a few missing pieces, you could still tell what the thing was. "Well, he won't split into a bunch of different pieces... more like a meld, a clay sort of thing." And glancing at Nova, he added; "Hey, My body didn't affect it. his won't, either. infact, watch."

Apparently his time was up- the stone candle's wik started glowing, before lighting on fire, slowly changing the gray colors back into white. He leveled himself, becoming upright, then the pieces that fell off gathered into him. "Ooooweee... Alright, Prince Koopa, no more mister Nice Sti-! Heeeey..." He stopped, before skidding out. "Can i get a dri-"

"No. kick him in the jaw." Wax rudely interrupted, sipping at his drink.