Just great (Open RP)

[nintendonut1]

"Whoa-ho-ho-ho, dat was so cool." Homestar's giggling and the fact that all of this never warrented any Flat Whats from him may have been an indication that he was officially drunk. Or maybe just the former, who knew?

"I wonduh... if... WEEOOF." Further proof came when he gracelessly fell off his stool and onto the floor. "Aww... I didn't bweak into pieces... and now mah face huwts."

[kisashika]

Nova watched as the little creature recollected itself- literally. He was relieved that he didn't have to clean up the mess, but frowned a bit when Wax shooed it away though; the little guy was a possible customer, and Nova never complained about having a little more busniess. Not that it wasn't good now, but hey, more was always better. "You know, you can always invite them in, Waxy man. It'll keep 'em out of trouble."

Tycho dully noted everything he had learned tonight- oh yeah, he was definately going to use this in his next Dungeon. He watched Homestar fall to the floor and stared for a moment; man, the goofy guy sure did remind of a lot of Gabe. Nova nudged his arm.

"Help the guy up." The robot motioned, Tycho sighed and hopped off of his seat. Leaning down, he grabbed Homestar's torso and hauled him to his feet.

[ryocker]

Waxevius shot him a look. They were HIS minions, no two ways about it. But he definately didn't like Nova's tactic- guilt. Laying a somewhat large bag of coins on the table, he hopped off his stool with a splat. "Get the change to the caves, if we have any." Shuffling across the carpet, he made his way to the entrance of the place, clearing his throat a little.

Outside, before he started his way, the Ignewax he kicked out was having a heart to heart with a friend. "And then he just up and tells me to get back out here and kick him in the jaw!" The "him" in question was currently getting a swirly in the mall fountain, the ignewaxes doing so getting a huge kick out of it.

"Ouch, man, we don't even have feet!"

"I know! I think he was just messing with me!"

"HEY MINIONS!"

Every ignewax in eyes distance (all thrty one, thankfully) stopped what they were doing and looked at him. "Drinks at Nova's, on me!" After a few minutes of chatter, they all hauled wax over towards their king, Shoving Baby Bowser in a garbage can to get rid og him, hooting and hollering about an actual show of kindness for once. Whithin seconds the whole bar was full of wax and fire, most of them jumping up on stools and ordering... whatever was good.

All but one, who showed up a little late. "Um, boss, we've got a problem..." The problem in question was a yellow skinned boy in a green jacket, poking his white skin, comparing him to "monsters on the teaser poster for 'Phantom of the Ear Wax 3; Dawn of the romance eating candles.'"

[nintendonut1]

"Hooway!" Homestar cheered along with the wax creatures, rolling onto his back with his legs sprawled in the most awkward-looking position ever. It HAD to be tricky for Tycho to finally help him up.

"Ulp~" He barely held back the bile at the back of his throat as he was heaved off the ground, as if his center of gravity wouldn't stop shifting.

"I-I tink I needta geddoff dis wide," he calmly stated as he settled on his two feet. "No, no. I'm fine, weally. Jus a little dizzy~"

With that, he fwumped forward, his face burying right into Tycho's chest. He peeked his eyes up over the shirt's fabric, getting out a goofy smile and muffled giggle. "Hi thewe."

[kisashika]

Nova was taken aback by the sudden hoarde of minions that came swarming into the bar. Bidding the men at the bar a quick farewell, he quickly got to work getting all of the flooding orders filled. He looked over at the door when the yellow-skinned boy poked his head in. "Come in, come in! Find a seat and I'll get you somethin' real quick!"

Tycho stared down at Homestar. ".... Hello and please don't hurl on me. This is my favorite sweater." He then helped, with a lot of difficulty, Homestar over to an empty table and sat him in a chair with a back- to keep him from, hopefully, falling out again. Once the athlete was settled, Tycho went over and picked up both his and Homestar's unfinished drinks. He stopped before going back to the table; "You want to join us, all mighty, metly wax guy?" Man, his burns were way off tonight, what the heck was in that Energon? After offering, Tycho went sat down next to Homestar and set the drinks down.

"I don't think you really need it, but here's yours." Tycho sipped on his scotch.

Curiously and right behind the group of ignewaxes, a tall man walked up to the bar. A very tall man with grey-ish skin stood at the entrance beside the boy. William stared at the busy bar, he had hoped to stop by here to refill on water before his tanks were completely drained. "So, are you going to go in there?" He asked the boy beside him.

[ryocker]

Wax gave the two "lovebirds" a quick glance, and, after a quick snirk, hopped off his stool with Whisky in tow. "Why not?" he smirked, shuffling over. His minions would get downed and rowdy in time, so he thought it fine to sit with his new, temporary friends. "Don't be surprised if I'm not very drunken. I'm pretty strong in my own right."

Meanwhile, as the living candles hopped around a sipped on their cups (with varied reactions), Ed turned toward the tall man that was next to him. Quickly turning, he looked back at him. "Me? Oh yeah, i guess. I got no money, though... Kinda makes it hard to pay for my big pet, Chompy." He stuck his hands in his pockets and moped a bit- how his mouth moved like that without a chin was anyone's guess.

[nintendonut1]

It was an amazing feat, for Homestar to make it to the table without toppling over again; nevermind his long legs looked awkward enough without them feeling like they were tredding through molasses. He settled in a chair with a heavy 'pwomp' and exhale, giggling again as his three-quarters-empty Expense Account One was placed in front of him.

"Awww... tanks," he drawled, blinking. His world began to meld a bit, like spilled watercolors, and the guy in front of him became someone else. Detatching from reality all but completely, he smiled almost normally. "You'we such a good fwiend... Stwong Bad."

[kisashika]

"Don't just stand there guys, get in here and order while I'm on a roll!" Nova rushed around, getting everyone their drinks and quickly refilling his previous customers' glasses. He glided around the bar, dodging people gracefully- being in the bartendor business for several thousand years sure did pay off when it got busy!

Feeling more than obligated, William started into the bar, he stopped and turned to the boy again. "If my money is accepted here, I'm sure I have more than enough for you and your pet. I myself am only here for water before my gears stop turning." The patch-work skinned man nudged him.

Tycho stared at Homestar with a weird look for a second when he called him Strong Bad. There was no way he looked anything like him- but then Tycho rethought that, Homestar was under the influence of a few cold ones.... And with that kind of buzz, you can make anyone look like anything. Looking at his own drink, he reordered that Energon thing when Nova passed by. "Um, thanks; but, Homestar, I'm not Strong Bad."

[ryocker]

As the party in the place went on, Ed gave that signature, small grin of his. "Okay, big guy! Oh, and my name is Ed!" He cheered, extending a somewhat greasy hand as they made their way past a ton of wax and fire.

Waxevius grinned big. "Hey, Grease, Homesomthin's drunk. No point in telling him who you're not, he's practically on empty anyway."

[nintendonut1]

Homestar snorted, grinning. "Daw you. You always say that. It's not vewy convincing, I'll have you know. I'm not DAT stupid."

That's right! Homestar knew better than that! He knew Strong Bad would say anything to get him to go away. "I gotta level with ya, though. Sayin' 'oh, I'm not Stwong Bad' isn't one of youw most cweative fowms of dismissal. Just sayin.'"

Homestar leaned back, sighing in content. Man... he loved these moments when life was just awesome. Sealin' the deal, sharing a cold one with a best friend.. things couldn't get much better than this. "I gotta get mowe fwequent flyuh cwedits. Dees business twips are always so awesome, ain't they, Stwong Bad?"

[kisashika]

William leaned over a bit and shook Ed's hand. "William. William Wren. It's a pleasure to meet you, Ed." He smiled, his white eyes closing for a second. Shuffling through the crowd, most of the tables being full, he made his way over to the table with the Waxevus, Tycho, and Homestar.

Tycho just rolled his eyes at Waxes comment. He hated to admit it, but the guy was right- Homestar was completely smashed. Hmmmm.... Tycho thought for a second. He then cleared his throat and did his best impersonation of Strong Bad. "You're so right, Homestar. You just know me too well, Bossom Buddy." He wrapped an arm around Homestar's.... Shoulders? And grinned. "Yeah, business trips are the greatest. Especially when you're with your best friend."

Nova still buzzed around the bar, laughing whole-heartedly, this is the best night he'd had in ages!

William stopped by the table and looked down at the men there. "Do you gentlemen mind and me and my new friend here join you?" He asked politely.

[ryocker]

"Hah! Strong Bad sounds like he needs a lasunge." Wax laughed, getting another drink. Looking to the side, he frowned. "Uh, as much as I love making new friends, I don't think there's enough room here for the two of-"

"Hey, I remember you!" Ed grinned, big and wide. "Chompy almost took'a bite out of ya a while ago!"

"Aw sweet and sour candle wax, that giant metal ball and chain with teeth was yours?! I almost lost one of my craters 'cause of that ugly thing, you yellow lummox!"

"Uh..." Ed cupped his hand and reached up toward William. "Do you know what a lummox is?" Despite hearing Eddy call him that countless times, he never really knew what it meant. He always thought that was a secret friendship name or something, that Eddy came up with on his own.

[nintendonut1]

"Pssshhhhhecks yeah!" Homestar gave Tycho a big, stupid, loving grin at his lovely gesture. Humming, he slumped over, and his head rested on Tycho's shoulder. He nuzzled it affectionately. "Best fwiend."

Lethargetically, he looked up at William and Ed, nodding slowly with his smile not wavering. "Oh, yeah, join da love ciwcle~!"

[kisashika]

Tycho chuckled to himself, part one to potentially wrecking Strong Bad's life, check. Then Homestar snuggled his shoulder and he froze for a second. THAT was something Tycho hadn't expected, he tried shrugging the other off, but it didn't work. He just siged and went with it. "Yep, best friends forever, Homestar. I can't imagine what life would be like without you. I'd probably be a hopeless wreck."

When William and Ed came over, Tycho stared for a second and agreed with Homestar. "Yeah, go ahead, there's plenty of room here." He just really wanted to disagree with Wax, especially when Ed pointed out that his.... pet had already met with Wax. Hillarity must insue from this.

William grinned, his pupiless eyes closing for a second as he took the seat next to Wax- it was probably best Ed didn't sit there. "Greetings, then, gentlemen. My name is William." Then Ed's question came up. "Well, a lummox is another word for someone who is awkward or.... Not that intelligent." He thought better than to use the full definition.

[ryocker]

Waxevius scooted over for William to sit down- it wasn't that he didn't want the company (the guy barely has any friends of his own), he and Ed just... well, looked too big. He sighed a bit, the craters on his upper section puffing light smoke. "Well, since you're here now, I guess it's nice to meet you." he grumbled, looking toward the wall. "The name's Waxevius E. Lantern, but call me Wax." Extending one of his hands toward him, he quickly added; "You don't seem very freaked that I'm a monster. can i ask why?"

Ed, on the other hand, made no objection to showing off his gentle giant side. ...mainly though, he just added to the hug Homestar started. Then said; "Oh yeah, now i remember! I don't usually do very smart things, and my report cards are full of those funny looking Ts. But I don't really care about that!" ...then he broke his hug and slumped over. "...I miss Eddy and Double-D... I wish i could see them again, even if this island did somthin' weird to 'em."