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Post by nintendonut1 on Feb 12, 2011 23:37:30 GMT -5
Homestar made a very light gasp. Everyone else seemed to escape his attention now; it was completely focused on who he thought was his buddy, his friend, his... "...St-Stwong Bad! You weally mean that...?"
He clambored closer until he was on his knees, settled practically in Tycho's lap. "That... that's so funny! Like, not 'haha,' funny, but... 'C-cause I've felt dat way too! ...I mean, towawds you. Not myself. That'd be weiwd."
He giggled, falling forward and clonking his forehead against Tycho's. "...hopeless weck. Without you."
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Post by kisashika on Feb 13, 2011 21:54:10 GMT -5
Tycho jumped when Homestar practially climbed into his lap. Oh.... Oh, holy crap. He got really uncomfortable for a moment, not knowing what to do. Maybe ruining Strong Bad's life wasn't worth this.... Or, maybe it can only get more destroyed from here on out.... Fuck, he was spending too much time with Gabe- he was starting to pick up that "Homosexual tenendcy" thing.
Well, maybe.... Maybe not so much. Homestar did have really long legs. Really nice, slender, long, attractive legs.... Man, they were really nice.... So nice.... Okay, maybe this wasn't too bad.
"Man, that's so funny, Homestar.... It's like we can read each other's minds.... Like we're one in the same person." Tycho leaned his forehead against Homestar's.
William, completely oblivious to the "love-fest" across the table, kept his focus on Ed and Wax. "Well, why should I be? You don't seem to bothered that I'm a giant, posessed, walking, steam-driven, clock-work doll." He grinned and ordered a pitcher of water when Nova sped by. "Plus, I create creatures like you in my sleep. It's my profession." William glanced over at Ed when he spoke. "I'm really sorry, Ed. I can try and help you find them, if you'd like."
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Post by ryocker on Feb 13, 2011 22:07:27 GMT -5
Wax's eyes actually showed signs of positive emotion when he heard this. This man was more or less a golem, that he could sense, but was also a creater of monsters. This man must have been a genius- no human he ever saw could make anything even similar to a monster.
Ed, hearing this, smiled. "Thank you! Ooh, I just remembered!" he twisted his arms a bit as he spoke, creating an impression. "I saw a huge monster plant with red colorings and spiked vines, and a hungry disstasteful roar, with little white monster babies running around it at the park." He opened his mouth and made a grizzled roar after describing this, hiding his eyes with his arms. "Raaaaarg! I am a plant monster with no eyes!!!"
"...You know, I'm starting to like this kid." Wax grinned, still oblivius to the little love fest*
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Post by nintendonut1 on Feb 13, 2011 22:24:16 GMT -5
"Mmm." Homestar's drunken grin grew just a bit, eyes half-lidded. Though he had no arms, Tycho would more than likely still feel an invisible pressure on his shoulders and upper back, as if they were wrapping around behind his neck.
There wasn't any room for thought, not in this moment. To Homestar, the fact that Strong Bad wasn't about to kick his teeth in was usually a good sign, but being so complying? His personal bubble must've been on vacation.
Either way, it was now or never. There was no way he'd ever get this chance, this impulse, this desire, so open again.
Before he knew what he was doing, his pale lips were already crushing up against whom he didn't know was Tycho.
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Post by kisashika on Feb 13, 2011 22:53:11 GMT -5
William laughed heartilly at Ed's impersonation of the monster he saw. "I will have to agree with you, Wax. Ed, you are quite the entertaining actor." He smiled when Nova stopped and placed the pitcher of water on the table and a couple of glasses. "So, Wax, Ed- what brought you two to this place?"
Nova stood by for a moment, catching up with his new customers. "Ed, huhn...." Nova mused. "That name sounds familliar.... I swear I've had a few guys stop by here looking for someone with that name." He shrugged. "But, hey, Void City is a big place." He moved over to Ed's side. "What'll be your drink, big guy?"
A bit suprised at first, Tycho went stiff for a second when their lips collided. But after the innital shock faded, and they we're pulled close together- his hands found their way to Homestar's legs and gently started rubbing them.
Oh man, his legs were nice. Tycho kissed back, wanting to take control, and he leaned forward slightly. One of his hands made it's way to the middle of the others' back, while his other hand fondled the sexy legs.
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Post by ryocker on Feb 14, 2011 7:19:51 GMT -5
Ed smiled real big. "Oh, I'm here because-" when he stopped, the sound of twine being snapped from stress echoed. "I forget." Wax slapped his own face for this one. When Nova asked about drinks, he started talking again. "I'll take a big glass of soda, please!"
Wax picked up his end of it rather quick. "I'm taking a break from living at my house," he sighed. "There's a level of boredom that comes with gaurding caves no-one enters. I'm also the reason for- Oh yeah, Nova! If those little guys gat drunk, kill their fuse. it wipes status ailments right off.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Feb 15, 2011 20:27:27 GMT -5
"Mmnn~" Ooh, okay. Kissing Stwong Bad is good. Weal good.
Wow. Whoda thought they'd make it this far? Certainly not Homestar. But they did, and they were totally making out, and it was leaps and bounds better than making out with Marzipan, hands down. He leaned in a bit in response to that warm hand on his back, but recoiled a bit when whom he thought was Strong Bad pushed back, wanting, needing control. Yup. Definitely typical Strong Bad behavior.
When the hands of (not) Strong Bad descended upon his legs, he made a small squeak within the kiss, shivering a little. Oooooh, that felt good too. Kinda weird, Homestar had thought those boxing gloved-hands would feel more rounded... less digited.
Oh well. Homestar didn't think twice about it. Maybe he took 'em off when he wasn't looking. The sneaky bunny!
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Post by kisashika on Feb 15, 2011 22:14:46 GMT -5
"Big glass o' soda, comin' right up, man!" Nova flashed a grin and dashed off to the bar and returned a moment later with Ed's drink, placing it infront of him- bendy straw and all. He turned to Wax for a moment. "Sure thing, Wax- I'll be sure to stand by the door when you guys leave with a glass of water. And, Wax, man. You are going down as the best customer I've had since Megatron has his victory over the Autobot's party."
William chuckled at the happenings going on around him- this place was really worth coming to. He finished off his fourth glass of water and refilled his cup- his tanks were lower than he thought, and steam puffed out of a port on his back. "Gaurding a cave, eh? It does sound interesting." A small ammount of sarcasm in his tone and he chuckled again.
Homestar's humm seemed to make Tycho crave more- his tounge slid across the other's bottom lip and his hands gripped a little tighter on Homestar's legs.
Oh, man, he had never thought once in his lifetime that he'd be making out with a stranger in another demension at a bar partly drunk. This stranger, so-to-speak, just happened to be his worst enemies "best friend". And that best friend had probably the best legs in exsistence- even better than a Giraffes.
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