Homestuck intro pages, anyone?

[kisashika]

==> Wait impatiently for Chum to reply

Looks like Steven's internet got knocked out again. That makes you super sad, cus he's one of your best online friends. You share just about everything with him and also shower him with gift-art all the time, mostly of you two's characters being friends. You don't fancy yourself the greatest artist ever, but you like to think your decent.

Speaking of which, looks like your doodle pile needs some sorting. You think you should do that right now, since you've got some time before Steven gets back on-

Oh wait, never mind! Your best friend ever just got on!

==> Tara- Bug your friend

KS: \\omg kelsey//
KS: \\ive missed you so much//
KS: \\even though i saw you like yesterday//
KS: \\how are yooouuu?//
KS: \\nyarr please respond doofie cus that one chick is pestering me//
KS: \\distract me so i can ignore her//

Oh no, it looks like Kelsey is away from her computer. Probably off strifing with her brother or mom, or very possibly distracted herself by her NUMEROUS AMOUNTS of pictures of OLDER MEN. You don't really share her intense interest in them, but you can't disagree that one of them is very ATTRACTIVE.

==> Inspect that autographed picture

Speak of the devil, oh god. Look at him. So dark, so handsome, so.... Well, okay, he's not tall. You've met this SEXY BEAST in person, which is where you got this signed photo. Never would you have suspected a 35 year old Argentine man to be so HOT and have the voice of an ANGEL.

==> Answer Troll

God, really? Do you have to? Ugh, might as well get it over with.

silentArachnid started trolling kisaShika

KS: \\what do you want?//
KS: \\im busy//
SA: y3s your3 so busy i can s33 that
SA: busy ogling that human infatuation of yours
SA: h33 h33 you ar3 the busi3st it is you obviously
KS: \\uuuggghhh dont you have something better to do with your free time?//
KS: \\cus im getting tired of your constant pestering//
KS: \\and your stupid 3 fetish//
SA: its not a f3tish its a quirk i lik3 tripl3ts of stuff im sorry your tiny human mind cant compr3h3nd that
SA: im almost sorry w3 3v3n cr3at3d you guys
SA: such worthl3ss cr3atur3s
KS: \\you didnt create shit youre just some horrible troll who doesnt do their job right//
KS: \\the only thing youve made was an ass of yourself//
SA: s33? COMPL3T3L3Y UNGRAT3FUL MONST3RS
SA: s33 if i try and h3lp you pi3c3s of shit from dooming your alr3ady doom3d s3lv3s
SA: also dont insult my rac3 again or your3 in for it nasty littl3 ins3ct
KS: \\pft oh im so sorry dear and wonderful creator and god almighty//
KS: \\i didnt know jesus came in the form of a shitty troll//
KS: \\quick i must tell the masses our messiah has returned//
KS: \\also trolls arent a race of people theyre god awful creations from the internet//
KS: \\personae for douchebags to hide behind anonymous and fake screen names//
SA: thats it im sick of your3 back talk you little alskdjfneejrfnlasdkfjnsfa

silentArachnid ceased trolling kisaShika

KS: \\thats right//
KS: \\get the fuck out of here//
KS: \\also blocking you again for the hundredth time//

kisaShika changed her mood from Chummy to RANCOROUS

Dear god, that person drives you CRAZY. You've considered reporting them to the website, but you always seem to forget or are just too lazy to write a complaint.

==> Draw

Draw? No, you can't do that right now, you're far to angry to even hold a pencil correctly. You could go ahead and sort that pile of drawings though, maybe that will calm you down while you wait.

[ShadesofGrey18]

Pieter: Take in the news

...So you're in the game now... huh. This is so weird...

You look out another window straight upwards and shoot a reply back to Brandon.

SG:Yeah, I see something. It looks like one of those weird spirograph things that you always had to do in art class... or algebra for some weird reason.

==>Respond to Nora

SG:Nora, according to Brandon, I'm in the game right now... and I have no idea what's going on.

All of a sudden, you hear a sound like a faint "whoosh". You've played Team Fortress 2 enough times to know what that means, and turn around, swinging a Trombone Mute. You catch... something that you've never seen before, in the head and knock it away.

(A Brass Imp)

Pieter: STRIFE!

[shiftyPotentate]

: Troll Steven.

-- lostUsurper [LU] began trolling shiftyPotentate [SP] --

LU: hEy you
LU: yEah you over there
LU: tHe potentateofshiftyness
LU: i See you over there on your husktop
LU: tOday is finally the day
LU: tHe day you ohgodicanteven begin to speak it
LU: sO i will try to say it in
LU: sHort
LU: cOntrolled
LU: bUrsts
-- shiftyPotentate is now an idle chum! --
LU: wHat
LU: wHat is that
LU: wHy does it say you're idle i Can clearly see you typing
LU: wHatever i will try to keepontellingyouaboutthis
LU: sEe today is the day you
LU: fInally
LU: aNd once and for all
-- shiftyPotentate has logged off. --
LU: wHat no
LU: cOme back i needtotellyouthis[/size]

==>

Where were we? Oh yeah, you got pestered by a bunch of people, then everyone stopped talking, and then you heard a rumbling sound from far away and your internet cut out. AGAIN.

Time to get to the bottom of things in an accelerated fashion.

Steven: Check the router.

You check it all right. Sure enough the red blinky light is on. That's basically a big fuck you to you whenever you see it. No internet for a while. Oh well. You can totally survive.

Steven: Survive.

Oh god who were you kidding help

==>

You shake your head and get a grip. Maybe you can just read a book or check the mail or something THE MAIL

You run outside and check the mail, and sure enough, two disks in folders await you inside. You carry them along with all the other useless garbage in your modus, the Cheat Modus. R R A B Back Start.

But they're kind of useless without internet right now. So you decide to watch some TV. Your dad appears to have left on the news, which is reporting some kind of disaster that happened somewhere else. Without a second thought, you turn on MythBusters.

[gantzgun74]

==> FREAK

[Aaron is shown with wide-eyes, freaking smooth out]

.....................................................

DEAR SWEET JUMPING JESUS CHRISTMAS BISCUIT...

So it WAS his college that was hit... But he's still alive? And what did he mean by he was in the game??

There's only one thing to check in a situation like this... To the Game Guide!

==> Consult Game Guide

You come to learn that the game is split into several stages. The first stage, that Shades cleared and everyone had yet to do similar, consisted of planting the machines, prototyping the Kernelsprite, creating a cruxite item and quickly destroying it, all that fine jazz... But the second phase told of a place called the Medium, an area of an unspecified location where the house that was being built up would be sent to be saved from certain doom...

Oh... Oh my dear god...

Did... Did that mean-?

==> Discuss findings

It looked like everyone was busy either ignoring you, calling you a crazy, or your just waiting for their response... Really there was only one person to call about this...

You groan at the possibility, bemoaning having to talk to this air-head, but really, he was the only person you had yet to contact. Plus, after FF, he seemed to be the most knowledgable.

==> Pester Richard


-- gantzGun [GG] began pestering melodicIncongruence [MI]

GG: Please tell me you have your game with you. I just learned a little something that's... Kinda disturbing.
MI: Yo, G-man! 'fraid not, broseph. Mailman's taking his time as usual.
MI: I bet when he gets here he'll park in front of my driveway just to be a dick.
GG: Jesus this is bad... This is supposed to be a GAME... A STUPID GAME for crying out loud...
GG: Have you turned on the news lately?
MI: Yeah. The meteor, right? It wriggety wrecked that college, man.
GG: See... Here's the thing Jilak... That was SHADES College.
GG: The only reason he isn't dead is because he played the game.
GG: I think he's in the Medium, that's the place that was described in the gameguide.
MI: Called it. The game's an alien.
GG: What the HELL ARE YOU-.... Okay, you know what, I have no choice but to agree with you...
GG: And that thought scares me a little bit considering...
GG: But no normal game can do anything like.... Well... THAT.
MI: No man, it's cool. If Shades is fine, it's obviously designed by malevolent aliens, ready to... pop into our... crib and hang. No, that wasn't cool at all.
GG: I think what you're trying to say is, while this game is trying to destroy our world it's giving it's players a chance to survive...
GG: For what reason I'm not sure...
GG: I can only hope that no more meteors shoot down at us from god only knows where...
GG: But right now, I'm starting to find that scarily unlikely...
MI: Dunno. I hear FF and Prue had the same dream, too. Which might have something to do with this game, I suppose.
GG: Whoa wait wait.
MI: But in the end we'll obviously win the day in blue boxes
GG: Back up
GG: rewind.
GG: What's this about a dream?
MI: Oh, yeah, didn't Prue tell you? She's like, on this purple planet, and FF's there too.
MI: And then I suppose aliens.
GG: Purple Planet... And FF knows about this? Why didn't she say anything?
GG: That doesn't sound anything like her... Well...
MI: Dunno. She hasn't been responding to Prue lately, so she seems pretty busy.
GG: Look Jilak, I want your oppinion on something...
MI: Fire away homie.
GG: Yeah, I know, I can't believe I'm asking you either, but...
GG: Do you think I'd have it in me to kill everybody?
GG: FF seems to think that I will during the game.
GG: But... I don't want to. I'd never hurt you guys.
MI: I don't think you'd have it in you to intentionally kill us, but indirectly? Maybe. If you had to? Possibly. If the fate of a planet depended on it? I sure as hell hope so, bro.
GG: That...
GG: That is a very unsettling thought Jilak.
MI: I know, man. My brain keeps spitting these out. Probably my contact with yetis in a past life.
GG: Whoa wait... Yeti-
GG: You know what? I don't wanna know.
MI: Probably for the best.
MI: Are you having second thoughts about playing the game?
GG: I already installed the game...
GG: It's a little too late to change my mind I think.
MI: Probably, yeah.
MI: Aliens already know where you live.
MI: Look, man. If this game is out to kill all of us, and if it comes down to you having to murderize me, just, do me a favor, okay?
MI: Make it look like a suicide over the cancellation of Firefly.
MI: If I'm going to die I'm getting that back on the air dammit.
GG: Well... I guess so.
GG: But... I will be honest, I hope it doesn't have to come to that.
MI: Likewise
GG: Actually something else comes to mind concerning all of this.
MI: Oh?
GG: We know a meteor has already fallen. But will there be others? And if there are, how much of Earth will be destroyed? And if it is destroyed... Well... What's next after that?
GG: I have family Jilak. My brothers attending college down south, I have family all over the state...
GG: The more I think about all of this, the more I honestly wish there was a way to just turn this game off and forget it existed...
MI: Too late for that, it seems. We're in the danger zone now. Best we can do is count on our families to handle themselves as well as they can.
MI: And I mean, they can't find Shades' dorm, right? Maybe your entire building's saved when the aliens do their business.
GG: Hmm.... You know, that actually is a good point... Good thing the family isn't going anywhere today then. If what your saying is true, it might be possible that my sister and Mom might be coming along for the ride.
GG: Well, whatever. I'm gonna see if I can get in contact with Shades to continue my client game. Looks like I have a lot of things I need to figure out, and I don't have a lot of time left to do even that.
MI: Cool, cool.
MI: I'll see if my mailman stops being a dick.
GG: Okay, Jilak.
GG: Just... Hurry okay? From what I'm reading on the game guide, vague as hell though it may be, we might be in for a hell of a ride.
MI: Hurry's practically my middle name.
MI: Well, not really. But you get what I'm dropping down here.
GG: Yeah, I do. Good luck Jilak. Good luck to all us in fact.
GG: Later.
MI: Lataz.

-- gantzGun [GG] ceased pestering melodicIncongruence [MI]

==>

Well, you had to admit... You never really tried to take everything Richard said seriously. But everything in that chat sounded like it had a good point. No ordinary game would be able to cause a meteor to fall from the sky. Then there came the question about just what the Medium was, what it meant to travel there...

And then there was this thing about a dream FF had... Could it be possible that this dream was what had given her that wacky thought process that you would kill everyone? The idea sounded utterly insane...

But of course, not anymore insane then the idea of a meteor impacting into the earth like this.

You suddenly hear a barking sound just outside. Oh Yeah!

==> Let in family dog

Aw! Hi there Cassie!

==> Give Dog affection

So good to see you! You're such a good girl! Yes you are! Yes you are!

==> Get back to the PLOT

.... Right... After a moment of this, you allow Cassie to run free... Though she seems to growl suspiciously at the Cruxtrader in the living room, no doubt wanting nothing more then to urinate on it.

To be honest you couldn't rightly blame her, hell you would even condone her actions if she did by this point. That was just how awesome a dog Cassie was to you. Still, not a lot of good would come of it, as it would just get the poor mutt in trouble.

==> Check Computer

As you sit down on the couch next to the Cruxtrader, you call Cassie over to sit next to you, as you open your laptop once more. Perhaps to check your chats and see if anyone had responded to you...

Or better yet, if Shades was ready to continue the Client game...

Because something told you your time was starting to grow shorter...

[ShadesofGrey18]

Pieter: Relish in your victory.

You do a badass victory pose like something out of Final Fantasy, as you rise a step on your Echeladder. You gain some boonbucks, but have no idea what the hell they're for.

==> Get back to helping Aaron.

Yes, let's do that.

You grab your Dashtop and fire Pesterchum back up.

shadesofGrey began pestering gantzGun

SG: Dude, I'm ready to get back to work; just had to fight off something...
SG: Alright. Hm... Hold on a minute.

You grab the TV and tap the top of the Cruxtruder with it, opening it. You then set the TV back down where it was, nothing going wrong... for once.

SG: Okay, now find something to prototype it with and get a cylinder of Cruxite from it. Oh, and also; it's dangerous to go improperly equipped; take this!

Laughing a little to yourself at your attempt at humor, you drop the pre-punched card in front of Aaron.

SG: You need that to get your totem so you get your Cruxite item.
SG: Is there a timer on the base of the Cruxtruder?

[gantzgun74]

==> Perceive situation

You know the game's back on when you see that all too familiar cursor move about the room and pick up the TV. Cassie barking at the Cursor helps you to catch onto the fact that it was back. In fact, Cassie's barking helped you clue in just in time to see it pick up the TV. And there was Shades notifying you of the situation. Well at least things were going to get moving.

==>

(The TV is set on the Cruxtrader button... Cuing a bright flash.)

==>

So this was the Kernel Sprite...

==>

Oh there goes Cassie, barking at the thing like the Guard dog she knows she is. You don't really find it all that weird that she does that, it was the job she had assigned herself to do. Silly dog indeed.

==>

Of course your family hears the barking and quickly rush in to investigate. Your sister is panicking at the thing before her, while your mom doesn't know what to think of it. Judging by the looks of things however, she appears to keep anyone from touching it. Probably a wise move on her part.

==>

Oh! The card appears before you, and you quickly grab it. Seeing the cursor stop in mid-air, you quickly figure out that Shades was done for now, and quickly check your laptop. Yep, that appeared to be the first few steps handled as described by Piete- wait what timer?

==> Look at Cruxtrader

You take note of the timer... If you had to guess the two far right digits were seconds as they just ticked away, the middle two digits were minutes, and the far right were hours...........

And currently your timer is set for...

1 hour, 3 minutes, 06 seconds and counting...

.... Well... that wasn't a lot of time at all... But what did it count-

You suddenly hear sirens...

And suddenly it all becomes clear to you...

..........................................

Oh dear sweet god...

==> Pester Pieter

SG: You need that to get your totem so you get your Cruxite item.
SG: Is there a timer on the base of the Cruxtruder?
GG: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.
GG: Shades there IS a Timer. It's set for 2 hours... And something tells me I don't wanna know what'll happen to the house when it hits zero!!
GG: There's sirens going off!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!

[ShadesofGrey18]

Pieter: Slap some sense into Aaron to calm him.

You snag a newspaper from the house and smack Aaron with it. Not hard, mind, just enough to try to calm him a bit.

SG: Aaron. Calm. The. FUCK. Down.
SG: Nothing bad will happen to you and your family if you do this. I-

Oh, dammit. You swing the French Horn mute and pummel another imp.

SG: Sorry about that, an imp attacked me.
SG: As I was saying, I'll help you out as best I can. Take a thing of Cruxite by turning the wheel on the Cruxtruder and put it and the prepunched card with the Totem Lathe in your room. Make sure no one leaves your house.
SG: Then, find something to prototype your Kernelsprite with. Preferably something dead or dead-like, the Guide says that they respond more to that.
SG: Finally, take your totem, put it in your Alchemiter and-

==> Be knocked unconscious.

You are. One of the imps caught you by surprise; you hadn't even heard it decloak. You fall to the ground, knocked out, your Dashtop still open.

(Sam comes and takes out the imp before it could kill me)

[gantzgun74]

==>

Despite the smack, you're glad that Pieter is there to help you calm down. Okay, good. He's sending you instructions... Upon recieving the instruction for the Cruxite Alloy you immediately get to work.

==>

Before you can make a move for the Cruxtrader however, you suddenly remember your family, as Pieter's second message comes through. It looks like Mom's panicked by the sirens. You know you need to move quickly. Patting mom on the back, you do your best to comfort her and let her know everything would be alright. You didn't know exactly what was going to happen, but the message was clear. You wouldn't let anything happen to the family.

==>

Strangely enough, she seems to trust you... Well, at least that was the case.

==> Turn the wheel on the Cruxtrader

With two hours you had plenty of time. But still, better safe then sorry. You quickly turn the wheel on the Crux Trader allowing an odd looking chunk of alloy to pop out the top where the sprite appeared. No not chunk like gold, though you honestly wish that was the case, rather then this stupid game.

As you do this, you take notice of your sister groaning, likely thinking this was little more then a huge waste of time.... Oh if only she knew...

==> Check with Pieter

Okay, he sent you the next bit of instructions. Good. Prototype the sprite eh? You weren't really sure what that would accomplish exactly... Wait... What? Why did Pieter's chat just stop midway through?

SG: Sorry about that, an imp attacked me.
SG: As I was saying, I'll help you out as best I can. Take a thing of Cruxite by turning the wheel on the Cruxtruder and put it and the prepunched card with the Totem Lathe in your room. Make sure no one leaves your house.
SG: Then, find something to prototype your Kernelsprite with. Preferably something dead or dead-like, the Guide says that they respond more to that.
SG: Finally, take your totem, put it in your Alchemiter and-
GG: Take the totem, put it in the Alchemiter and 'what???'
GG: Pieter are you there? Come on give me the rest!! Pieter!!!

==> Work on what you Can!

No response... Just perfect. NOW what was he doing??? You suppose you don't have time to wonder now, there's still a job to do. You need to think of something to prototype with your kernel sprite.... Come on think...!

==> RUN!

You quickly tell your family to sit on the couch, before you run to your room.

==>

Once you get there you quickly take one of your decorative swords off the wall. A memento of your step-father... Good thing you didn't wanna remember that A-hole anyways. You quickly toss the sword to the sprite.

==>

UGH!! BRIGHT LIGHT!!! BRIGHT LIGHT!!!

==>

(The sprite now looks like a floating green sword.)

Uh... Wow... That's interesting...

And... Slightly creepy...

==> Never mind it

You quickly look around the room before you find the item you recognize as the Totem Lathe. Okay, better make this quick!

==> Work Totem Lathe

Quickly figuring out where to put the Cruxite Alloy, you put it between the two clamps upon forcing them together, and even more quickly, find the slot to stick the card in. Looking around the machine briefly, you find the 'on button' and you press it quickly.

==>

(Totem is now shaped.)

Woooow... Too cool.

==> Pick up Totem

Okay, better captchalog this thin-

==>

Your sister suddenly swipes the Totem......

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SIS!!!!

[ShadesofGrey18]

Pieter: Dream.

While knocked out, you start to see something. It's incredibly fuzzy and blurry, but you can faintly make out two things. A purple room... and a song in your ears.



Pieter: Start to awaken

You blink your eyes slowly, as the world returns to normal for you.

[gantzgun74]

==> Pursue Sibling

ARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHGETBACKHEREYOUANNOYINGTWILIGHTLOVINGEMOBRAT!!!! ARGHARGHARGHARGHARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

==> Continue pursuit

ARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHWE'REABOUTTOGETFLATTENEDBYAMETEORGIVEBACKTHATFREAKINGTHINGTWILIGHTSUXAARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGH!!!!!!!!!!

==> Do I need to say more?

ARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGH Oh hi mom.

==>

(No Dialogue. The picture shows Cassie rearing her tail up, looking like she's growling.)

==>

(Cassie jumps)

==>

(And grabs the Totem.)

YES!!! THANK YOU CASSIE!!!

==> Retrieve Totem

You quickly claim the totem from Cassie and return to your laptop with a sprint. Your sister had wasted a good amount of an hour playing 'Keep-Away' with the Totem. You swear you don't know WHY you put up with her... You look at the timer.

==>

(Timer [ 00:05:00] Tick! [00:04:59] Tock! [00:04:58])

......................... OH SWEET JESUS...

==> Contact PieterHURRYHURRYHURRYHURRY!!!!!

GG: PIETER HELP!!! I ONLY HAVE T-MINUS 5 MINUTES BEFORE THIS PLACE BECOMES A NEW GROUND ZERO!!!!! HELP ME GODDAMMIT WHADDA I DO!?!?!?!?!?
GG: PIETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShadesofGrey18]

==> Answer

Your head is pounding, still reeling from having been unconscious.

You manage to type a little bit before collapsing again.

SG: .....Totem...into...Alchemiter......Item.......Break........................

==>Dream again

You do... again hearing that song and getting the faint image of the purple room. But before you know it, you're awake again. How much time has passed? What the hell just happened?

Damn, that was a weird dream... you decide to send a Pester to FF; after all, she had been talking about weird dreams before, maybe she knows something.

shadesofGrey began Pestering firebreathFishslap

SG: Nora... you said you've been having weird dreams lately, right? Well... I just had a weird one... I can faintly make out a purple room... but that's about it. ...I did hear a song, though... it sounded something like this.



SG: Does it mean anything?

[Firebreath Fishslap]

> Nora: Answer MG

You cannot answer MG because your SBurb install has just finished! Now, normally you would play this game through without a guide, but this game is very clearly a special case where playing it through without such a helpful device would be incredibly foolhardy and clearly lead to your untimely death.

That's why you have GameFAQs.

==>

You pull up the website and find a good FAQ. Several are unfinished, but there is one that appears to be for the most part complete, though it only covers the beginning of the game. You download that and set it to print.

==>

-- firebreathFishslap [FF] began pestering intricateIgnorance [II] --

FF: Client side's up on my end
FF: I want to get through this game as fast as possible so I'm sending you a file
FF: Just go ahead and use all my build grist to get the essentials in the FAQ set up

==>

You captchalogue the SBURB FAQ in your COMPENDIUM MODUS.

This thing is the worst modus ever. When you captchalogue something in it, it not only stores the item, but allows you to bring out infinite copies of that same item... so long as you have the boondollars for it. It's been an incredibly expensive modus for you to use and is pretty much why you're constantly penniless. You can't wait to get something better.

==>

You sit down at your computer and wait for TSI to get started. Meanwhile... Oh christ, who's pestering you now?

Looks like it's two people. Pieter and Prue. You decide to check Prue's first.

-- mugenGinga [MG] began pestering firebreathFishslap [FF] --
MG: FF HOLY SHIT.
MG: FF YOU THE PICTURE. THE DREAM. IT MATCHES.
MG: YOU SEE YOU ME SHIT... PAOISJFPSOIDJFOID. *deep breath* FF, I swear to god I'm about 99% sure I SAW YOU IN THAT DREAM WORLD PLACE WE SHARE.
MG: .....FF?
MG: .........FF ANSWER PLEASE.
MG: DDDDD:
MG: YOU COULD TELL ME IF YOU'RE GONNA GO AFK.
FF: I'm sorry the WORLD IS KIND OF ENDING OVER HERE
FF: I mean not YET but it will be soon
FF: Pretty sure anyways
FF: Anyways the talk about purple city place can wait we've got a world to blow up
FF: Hey, do you want a cheat sheet?
FF: I'm gonna be playing through this thing with an FAQ so you might as well too
FF: Also hurry up and get your client installed, 'cause I'm gonna try and get you in

>Nora: Check the other pester.

-- shadesofGrey [SG] began pestering firebreathFishslap [FF]

SG: Nora... you said you've been having weird dreams lately, right? Well... I just had a weird one... I can faintly make out a purple room... but that's about it. ...I did hear a song, though... it sounded something like this. tinyurl.com/3k9jvtk
FF: So you're half-asleep then
FF: Drink some coffee and come back to me in 20 minutes
FF: Well
FF: Weird purple city coffee I guess
FF: Actually you probably shouldn't sleep on the ground like that
FF: Floor
FF: Actually where the hell are you besides some weird dark space with your college dorm and a spirograph in the air

[tsifan]

==> Be Pestered

Whoops, better go check.

==>

-- firebreathFishslap [FF] began pestering intricateIgnorance [II] --

FF: Client side's up on my end
FF: I want to get through this game as fast as possible so I'm sending you a file
FF: Just go ahead and use all my build grist to get the essentials in the FAQ set up
II: Oh! Okay. :3
II: It'll probably take a bit before the guide goes throug, so I guess blind instinct will fly for now!
II: Don't worry I won't do that much stupid things! X3
II: No promises, though I'll try my best XD

==>
Time to get to work.

You poke your new cursor around, curious as to the content within the region game zone. Presumably ignoring any commands at the time as you then, look at the cruxider...?

Nah that aint important.

You then take the Alchemiter and try to set it down in the closest space near FF!

==> Place it in the bathroom

You cannot! The pesky toilet is in the way.

II: Oh um, I need to put something down, get ready! :3
II: It shouldn't be hard at all.
II: Oh shit.

==>

Well looks like you ruined the toilet, managing to pull it out. your only movement from there is to just, try to do what you always do. Casually just drop it in the bathtub.

Quickly then, you drop the alchemiter in the middle of the bathroom, yayyyyy.

Wait why did you put something like that in the bathroom.

You felt a little woozy, maybe the heat was getting to you.

==> Notice that the file has finished downloading.

You take a look.

[Firebreath Fishslap]

FF: Wait
FF: What the fuck was that noise

-- firebreathFishslap [FF] ceased pestering mugenGinga [MG] --

==>

You run to the bathroom.

A large device has been placed in the middle of your bathroom, where the toilet used to be. You quickly find the horrendously cracked piece of porcelain beauty laying in your bathtub.

> Nora: Scold II.

FF: You can see me, right
FF: Tell me what is wrong with this picture

[tsifan]

==>
BLUH BLUH BLUH
Boring stuff about what you don't know about what the hell is a Pre-punched card it looks like a complex Captchalogue card. How would this help any-

Oh looks like she's messaging you

Be prepared for the worst.

FF: You can see me, right
FF: Tell me what is wrong with this picture
II: Uhhhhh.
II: A broken toilet in a bathtub and a giant thingy in the lab?
II: I'm sorry it was just so conveniently closer to your room! D:
II: The toilet was an accident I swear :C
II: Oh man wait.
II: Fuck how do you zoom back in.

==>

You proceed to destroy the roof in her bedroom.

Uh, wow you're in big trouble, well at least the totem lathe didn't destroy any of her precious posessions!

Oh there's the zoom in and out button, stupid hot sun, getting in your eyes as you yawn.

Hey on the bright side, a nice Skylight just for her! ehehehehe.

Yeah you're so dead.

==>

II: So Um.
II: You have any glass?
II: That could fit the size of a race car? ovo;;
II: I'll just put this over here in the nice open space.

==>

You proceed to take the cruxtruder out, but await her response.