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Post by ryocker on Feb 17, 2016 0:56:15 GMT -5
Wario trudged his way through violent wilderness, groaning and growling with each step. "Can't even bring t past that point- WHAT A RIP OFF!" he snarled, pushing a branch away from his face. "Why does this jungle have to be so thick?!"
While Wario and Elsa did make their way here in the Wario Car, They couldn't get one inch further in the jungle thanks to the pathway in being so thick with trees. With no possible way of bringing the car any closer to the center of this massive jungle, Wario just groaned, hopping out and making his way in, hoping that no-one would try anything stupid with his car.
"Grr... Hopefully we find something super worthwhile in this jungle," the man groaned.
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Feb 17, 2016 21:47:25 GMT -5
"And if not, at least we had some fun with it!" Elsa chimed, easily navigating through and around the foliage, occasionally activating her jet boots to clear long stretches of rough ground. "This place is pretty awesome if you ask me! It seems so fresh and serene... but any minute now, something's gotta surprise us!"
She reached into her coats inner pocket and pulled out what appeared to be a sword hilt with no sword. "In all seriousness, though, if you need a path cleared, just say the word, boss."
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Post by ryocker on Feb 18, 2016 1:00:14 GMT -5
Wario looked about ready to point her in a direction.
"STOOOOP!"
A young man came darting towards them, exasperated. "This... jungle is a protected area," the apparent local gasped, trying to more easily calm himself.
"...wait, you mean we can't cut the place down at ALL?!?" Wario screamed, slack jawed.
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Feb 18, 2016 1:04:08 GMT -5
"We were just clearing a path. No harm intended," Elsa offered with a smile and a shrug. "We're adventurin'! Y'know?"
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Post by ryocker on Feb 18, 2016 2:45:58 GMT -5
"E-even then, I could easily guide you to the village," the man offered. "Follow me."
Wario gave what might be described as 'meh' in the form of a very uncaring growl. "Alright, let's follow this joker, then," he sighed.
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Feb 18, 2016 9:52:17 GMT -5
"A'ight." Elsa shrugged and followed along no problem. Sure, she would've rather forged her own path into this endeavor, but for now, she'd play along as long as they got back to the action eventually.
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Post by ryocker on Feb 18, 2016 17:27:18 GMT -5
The pair of would-be adventurers walked along through the massive jungle, the pair soon coming across what could only be described as a massive city built up entirely of tree-houses. Houses above, Houses below, bridges, ladders, what could only be described as a manual labor Elevator- this place was big, confusing, and seemed like the perfect place to gather information on just about anything.
"So... what brings you two here?" the man asked. Wario just stretched for a second.
"We're here to-a find some treasure, of course!" he smiled.
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Feb 18, 2016 17:33:58 GMT -5
"Whoa..." Elsa stared around in wide-eyed wonder, walking in a circle once to take in the entirety of the city in the trees. There was so much to explore and plenty of space to just fly around. "This place is awesome! It's like the Peaceful Warrior colonies on Rangchamirnoiatatakaia!"
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Post by ryocker on Feb 19, 2016 3:19:20 GMT -5
Wario gave her a raised eyebrow. "...can you say that in English?" he requested. Frankly, he had never heard of the place before.
"...well, if you want to find treasure... I guess there's someone here that might know," the man offered. "The best I know is the temple, but it's not the easiest place to walk back out from..."
"THERE'S a winner!" Wario grinned.
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Feb 19, 2016 9:17:38 GMT -5
Elsa snickered a little. "That was English."
She perked up with a smirk at the mention of a temple. "Now THAT sounds like English to me!"
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Post by ryocker on Feb 19, 2016 21:41:57 GMT -5
"Y...you're not thinking of going to that Temple-"
"Watch us," Wario smiled.
"But- I've been in there! There's no way you could survive the stuff that happens in that decrepit place!"
"Are you going to whine, or are you-a gonna tell us where it is?" he asked, snorting.
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Feb 19, 2016 21:59:16 GMT -5
Elsa chuckled a little, twirling a lock of hair around her finger. "You don't gotta worry about us. I've been in WAY tighter situations than a silly little temple! With our wit and experience, we'll be in and outta that older-'n-frig excuse for a death trap faster than you can say 'kay thanks!"
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Post by ryocker on Feb 19, 2016 22:25:18 GMT -5
The man took a breath.
"Don't test her," Wario sighed, looking bemused.
"...alright, um... It's actually not that far from here. Just follow that path over there to get to the temple," the man sighed. The pair had successfully convinced him that they knew what they were doing, even if he didn't want to believe it.
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Feb 19, 2016 22:31:58 GMT -5
"Awesome! Thanks a ton!" Elsa chimed, giving the man an awkward thumbs-up after having very nearly given him a Killezean salute. She then smiled at Wario and cheered, "Let's do it!"
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Post by ryocker on Feb 20, 2016 22:00:41 GMT -5
Wario smiled, taking a few steps forward-
Just in time to see a strange meteor whizz overhead, landing in the same direction they had been pointed to. "What the- Did you see that?!" he asked. Not wasting a single second, the large man darted through the jungle, looking for whatever had just landed. And he found it- what appeared to be a perfect sphere, sitting inside a small, self made crater.
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