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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 17, 2009 22:07:45 GMT -5
It was an odd sight to behold, but Mojo didn't care as he paraded into the Industrial Park, a legion of dogs following him. Most carried pieces of metal and loose equipment, but a certain group was right behind him, prancing rather forcefully, as their paws were not moving by their own accord.
"Man... this sucks..." Eddy groaned in doggie-talk, mortified by his humilation.
"What do we do??" Ed whined.
"Calm down, both of you," Double D assured as they scaled the steps up to Mojo's mountaintop lair. He nodded to Felix and Masahiro as well. "We've gotten out of worse. We'll figure something out and escape, all of us."
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 21, 2009 15:41:10 GMT -5
"Man, being a dog sucks..." Kevin thought this to himself, lingering at the back of the pack to the sheer weight of the Oscilater Key he was carrying. "It isn't all musical numbers and tasty spaghetti dinners like in the Disney movies...
"I've gotta get to the dorks so they know that I'm here. But I'll need help... somehow."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 22, 2009 14:02:09 GMT -5
[This is so you guys won't have a heck of a time trying to find our dear jewel thief Otto. I'm practically handing over the best way for you to track him down. And that is...]
The young teenager had never seen so many dogs before in his life...
"AWWW!!! Look at alla' ya! Ya little mates are somethin' else I'll give ya that!"
Sitting among the dogs, Wally was scratching some of them behind the ears. Some dogs were indignant about it, while some moved their heads so Wally could scratch either a comfort zone or an itch. Whether they missed the command from Mojo to steal parts for his lab or not was unknown, but they were enjoying the company of the boy either way.
Wally grinned ear to ear as he moved on from dog to dog, taking each one in. "Would you look at all these dogs? My girlfriend would certainly love to have one of em'!" Getting up from where he sat, Wally moved on down the line of dogs. "I hope their for sale!"
This was followed by the boy humming a small tune as he walked. Before long he appeared to reach the front of the line, where a strange looking man wearing purple, with shaggy black hair, holding a statue remniscent of a dog head was leading the pack. "Maybe the guy sellin' em?" As he walked, he happened to look down and see the dogs right next to the figure as they walked. His eyes went starry as he beheld one of the dogs!
"AWWW!!!!" He quickly picked up what appeared to be a small Husky with two different colored eyes. "This dog is so CUTE!! I mean just take a look at ya!! Aw man, Rachel would love you!"
[Let's not have Wally turned into a dog so fast. For now, I'd like to leave him in ignorance, as he tries to buy off (Chuckles) Masahiro from Mojo. And of course, that's gonna go south and Wally will turn into a dog. XD And of course, I'll look forward to that!]
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 22, 2009 14:25:22 GMT -5
Masahiro was caught off guard as the boy picked him up, but then purred mentally at the current condition he was in. I can use this to get out and call for reinforcements. So he barked, trying to get the boy to run off with him... it was in vain. "What the...?"
"It must not work since he can't understand you!" Felix said.
"Crap."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 23, 2009 17:35:32 GMT -5
(TOOK you guys long enough to reply! XD *kidding* Sounds awesome. X3)
"What's this guy's deal?" Eddy grumbled.
"....." Looking Wally over, Double D began adding him into the formulas for escape he was coming up with.
And Ed was bounding around Wally's feet, begging to be picked up next as he wagged his cute little tail.
"What!?" Mojo turned sharply at the blissfully ignorant boy holding up one of the key pups in his plan. "NO! You put that mutt down this instant! He is NOT for sale!!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 23, 2009 19:43:17 GMT -5
Wally turned to see Mojo... And jumped. "WHOA!!! MONKEY MAN!!" He stared at Mojo for a moment... Before a small mystified smile appeared on his face. "COOOOOOOOOOl..."
Before Mojo could stop him, Wally picked up Ed along with Masahiro, much to Ed's enjoyment. "Oh! I think he likes me!" He squealed at Ed's cute puppy face, before turning back to Mojo. "Aw, come on monkey mate. Surely we can work on some kind of price." He smiled even more widely. "Just so you know, I'm loaded. Being an adventurer does wonders in lining my pockets."
His smile decreased till it was a grin, as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a bag full of, what looked like, gold coins! And sure enough, there was a load of them! "Surely, I can change your mind. I mean..." He looked behind him to see all the dogs yipping and yapping, wondering why this little parade had stopped. "You sure do have enough." He turned back to Puppy Ed, before looking to Mojo, smiling like a sunbeam "AWWW!! And look mate! He likes me well enough!" He started chuckling as he held Ed out to the Simian Genius' face. Baby talk was apparent as he continued. "I mean just wook at his wittwe face! How could you or me say no at such a cute wittwe guy?"
(To Nintendo-Nut1, I'm gonna send you a message in just a moment, so please look for it...
Also I do hope you play along. A puppy dog face from Puppy Ed will definately complete this little entry. XD Too bad I can't put it in myself, otherwise I would've already done that.)
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 23, 2009 22:03:41 GMT -5
Ed was delighted to no end, licking Wally's chops amd nuzzling up to him.
"Oh, Ed..." Double D shook his head in embarressment.
Mojo growled deeply. "There are SPECFIC dogs I need for my OWN plan. HE'S one of them. Put him DOWN."
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 26, 2009 21:32:01 GMT -5
Masahiro was the one to definently give a puppy dog face as Felix silently broke free of the dog head's will and began to run off somewhere else. Wait for me, my love, he said telepathically to Double D. I'll be right... OOOF! He was kicked back over to Mojo by a figure in black.
"Keep a better hold of your dogs govenor... Seems like they want to run," the figure said in a British accent, but Felix knew that voice.
Leon... When did you start showing up at the worst of times, you fucker?! Felix thought angrily.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 26, 2009 21:51:02 GMT -5
"Felix!" Double D wanted so badly to run over to his beloved, but the dog head's power kept him at bay. It frustrated him greatly.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 27, 2009 12:38:39 GMT -5
"HEY HEY HEY!!!"
Both Leon and Mojo couldn't do anything before Wally stepped over, Ed and Masahiro still in hand, and picked up Felix right along with them. "Awww. It's okay wittwe guy." The boy said, petting him gently, "I won't let the big scary guy over there hurt you..." His smile was gentle and serene towards poor Felix...
But then turned stern and steely when he gave Leon a dark glare, that seemed to defy his earlier sunnyness. "Where do you get off?! Punting a poor little dog like this should be against the law!!!"
No-one bothered to tell him that Animal Cruelty WAS, in fact, against the law on Dimensional Island. But of course the villains didn't care.
After a second of giving Leon an unflinching glare, Wally turned back to Mojo, his frown still on his face. "Now, back to the deal..." After a second, of looking at a steely frown, Mojo saw Wally's smile return to it's usual beaming place. "How much for these three dogs?"
[OOC: Of course Mojo's gonna be ticked off, but I plan for my little plan to be played on my next round. so be patient, it's almost here.]
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 28, 2009 1:36:55 GMT -5
"THEY ARE NOT FOR SALE!!![/b]" Mojo kindly reiterated. "HOW many times must I TELL you!?!"
"A hundred and one!" Ed helpfully replied. Too bad it was only heard as a bark, losing the meaning of the non sequiter to everyone else.
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 29, 2009 20:52:36 GMT -5
"I don't think he gets it," Leon, posing as the British stranger, said. "Perhaps you ought be rid of him. He seems the type that will not give in until he can buy them from you... though they are... efficient... for the wellbeing of your plan."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Mar 30, 2009 12:49:44 GMT -5
Wally ignored this seemingly rude comment, and turned back to Mojo, "So anyways, Mate, I have more Yen here ready for use, you think-"
[WARNING, WARNING! Before I go on, I want to get one thing straight. I will be, for lack of a better term, god-modding, as this upcoming gag calls for a rapid back and forth between Wally and Mojo Jojo. The reason I'm doing this is because, pulling them together into one post will save space for later posts. So at the very least, this thread won't be stuffed to the brim with line after line of the arguement seperately. I had permission from Nintendo-Nut1 to pull this off, and this will be the LAST TIME you will ever see me do this, I promise. Anyways, back to the post.]
"I ALREADY TOLD YOU," Mojo screeched, "THEY'RE NOT FOR SALE!!!!"
Wally flinched before thinking. True being stubborn wasn't an admirable trait, but he had to do something. One look at Mojo had told him these dogs weren't under the best of care... Plus he'd love to have the one with chestnut fur (Ed). Wally thought even harder... Surely he had some sort of idea in that head of his...
One came... Wally suddenly grinned like a Cheshire cat, remembering some of the great stunts of comedy he had seen on that weird device called Telle-vision, or TV for short, shortly when he arrived in this weird world.
"For sale?" He asked coyly.
"NOT FOR SALE!!" Mojo screeched like the chimp he was back.
"For sale?"
"NOT FOR SALE!!!"
"For sale?"
"NOT FOR SALE!!!"
"For sale?"
"NOT FOR SALE!!!"
Wally's grin beamed wider, time to go in for the kill! "Not for sale?"
While that caught every dog's attention, and even Leon's, Mojo never noticed the switch. "FOR SALE!!!"
"Not for sale?"
"FOR SALE!!!"
"Not for sale?"
[Since I know God-modding is against the rules here, I'll go ahead and cut off right there. I repeat, this is the ONLY time I will EVER do this, and I had Nintendo-Nut1's permission to do this. I mean, would you want line after line of this argument clogging up the thread? Regardless, I'm done, and I will await the next post.]
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 30, 2009 14:07:44 GMT -5
"Mojo, you're an idiot," Leon groaned, his black wings tearing his cloak out of anger as he facepalmed. "What kind of genius falls for the oldest gag in the book?"
This is what I call comedy, Masahiro thought as he cuddled closer to Wally.
I have to find a way to coerce this boy into buying Edward-chan, Felix thought.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 30, 2009 16:40:33 GMT -5
(XDDD Nice. Well executed, gantz ^_^)
"FOR SALE!!!!![/b]" Mojo, at his wit's end, grabbed Felix, Eddy, and Double D, and threw them over to Wally. "Why not take ALL OF THEM while you're at it!?!"
Double D was floored by the sudden easiness in the situation. It wasn't any of plans he had considered, and there was still the puppy-fied situation they had to figure out, but they could figure that out once they regrouped. This potential new owner didn't seem as much of a threat as Mojo, that was for certain.
With this in mind, he knew he had to get this person to buy all of them. So, observing Ed's behavior, he Double D began to mirror his adorable montions, wagging his tail and panting past a big happy grin.
"WHAT are you doing?" Eddy made a face.
"Swallow your pride, Eddy. You have to convince him to buy you too. That goes for you as well, Felix. Getting away from Mojo is priority one right now."
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