Desmond's Ambush (NN1, Felix, 42)

[Felix Falora]

"God didn't lie to Abraham... that was a lie on man's part," Felix said.

"I could," Reonu said, but then he was backed off.

"Get the fuck outta here, red-head! We don't need you in our business!" Trevor snarled.

"Could you at least be nice about rejection?" Nazz asked. "Thank you for your time sir, but... we can take care of our friend ourselves."

"..." Damnit, they're serious about it. I guess my only hope is for the baby to miscarry. If I persist, I'll give away my position. "I understand your concerns. I only hope you know what you're doing," he said. With that, he aimed to make off.

"It's Sin..." Elenor began with a deadpan expression before the light nearly blindede him and he saw his targets gone. "DAMNIT! THEY ESCAPED!"

"Elenor Ashwind!" The voice was unwelcome as a human wearing plate armor appeared out of nowhere next to a demonic looking creature. "Seems I've finally found you."

"Angels, demons, power-hungry lunatics... and now the Alliance is here to boot! This place fucking sucks," Elenor growled.

[42zombies]

"Excellent! That's just great." The Doctor's smile slowly faded. "Except... you don't perform an endocrinology on people in labor. If you were really a doctor, you'd know that." The Doctor pointed towards his little blue box calmly. "Everyone, get in the TARDIS."



"Some of my... more potent minions." Desmond said, getsuring towards the giant robot standing outside. "I can control and manner of technology, heretic. Robots, lasers... infared viewing."

With a red flash, Desmond's robotic eye dialated. Turning to look about the room, Desmond glared across the room.

"I understand your desire to be with your child, Wizard." He hissed as he looked around for his prey. "However, I must kill you... for the greater good."

"SORRY, ROBOTMAN! YOUR ROBOTS ARE LAME!"

Desmond was shocked as a giant, mechanical fist collided with his robotic minion waiting outside. Turning frantically, he found himself face-to-face with another giant robot; this one made of three individual parts-- a yellow ape, grey pig, and cerulean... fish-thing, I guess.

"EDD! FELIX!" A voice broadcasted from within the robot. "YOU TWO MAKE A RUN FOR IT; WE'LL HOLD 'EM OFF!"

"Isn't that the girl from earlier?" 4 whispered. He was right-- the voice was definitle that of Lea's. But what was she doing in a giant robot...?

[nintendonut1]

("This place sucks" XDDDDDDD For villians, hell yeah!)

"Wh-wh-whadda we do about Masahiro??" Ed was panicking.

"J-just carry him in carefully!" Fleetfoot hurried over to grab the legs as Skywise took the arms, and the pair of elves lifted him up, following everyone else in. "Then Nazz and I'll deliver it just like last time!"

Double D faltered slightly at the new entrance, but was relieved to find it an acutal ally this time. For a moment, he was beginning to think everyone and their mothers had an unspoken urge to kill him.

Not wanting to give away their position, he wordlessly grabbed Felix by the wrist, took out his wings, and dove out the window. He glided straight down the side of the building, swerving past explosions unflinchingly.

I'm coming, Percy...Masahiro... for emotional support, if nothing else!

[42zombies]

4 stood back in the apartment, having been left behind by Edd in what was, honestly, an overdramatic escape. 4 fummed quietly, biting his lip to keep from screaming out in anger.

"The idiots... left me behind." He thought to himself, tears welling up in his eyes. "... I'm going to kill them. Seriously."

Desmond, meanwhile, screamed in anger. "YOU FOOLS MADE ME LOSE THEM!" He screamed. As Desmond pointed his cane at Elenor, he fired off a concussive bolt of pure energy at the elf. Before he could retaliate, Desmond vanished from sight-- teleported away by whatever presence loomed above. His minion outside seemed to have vanished as well.

[nintendonut1]

Upon reaching the ground, Double D realized he forgot someone, cringing to himself. He spotted the TARDIS; he was running out of time.

"Felix, go back for 4, makes sure he's alright," He told the angel. "I-I have to rejoin Percy and Masahiro posthaste!"

[Felix Falora]

Elenor was struck by the blast, then got up to retaliate, but found he wasn't there. "Oh what...?!"

"I believe that would be her," the armored human said. "She's here to stop you too."

"You're bloody well kidding me. You know how she is," Elenor said.

"Albeit I'll admit we did have to assign her a... 'guard,' but she was good for the job."

Meanwhile, down below, Reonu sighed. "Everyone makes mistakes sir."

"YES! AND YOU WOULD MAKE ONE LETTING HIM IN! DO NOT LET HIM IN, GOOD SIR! HE IS A MURDERER AND A SWINE!"

"AND THAT'S WHY I GET TO KILL HIM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The sociopathy came from the human mage who began blasting a somewhat shocked Reonu with fire while the night elf behind her facepalmed and shook her head, looking embarassed. She then calmly sweeped the girl to the ground with her staff before showing her position as a druid by keeping Reonu tied down with vines.

"Ahhhhhh, why do you always do this?" the mage whined.

"I told you... these enemies have souls, no matter how corrupt. It would be kinder to kill them quickly," the night elf replied.

Felix facepalmed, but then nodded and swooped back up to get 4. "We always forget someone, don't we?" he asked before taking 4 and... repeating the action from earlier to help him escape.

[nintendonut1]

Double D smriekd in spite of himself, and the two of them split up. He avoided the conflict in his shroud of invisibility, leaping into the TARDIS and searching for his charge and finding them huddled around the laboring angel on the floor. Reappearing next to the group, he knelt beside Masahiro, taking his hand. "H-how is he?"

[Felix Falora]

"He's starting to go into labor," Trevor said. "It's a pretty bad situation considering the circumstances..."

"Is he always so high-strung?" the night elf asked, walking over.

"Who are you and why is your friend a psychopath?" Trevor asked.

"I am Enil'ulah, servent of Elune and druid of the Cenarion Circle. She is Matilda Flamehold, mage of Stormwind. We have been sent by the king of Stormwind to aid the Angel of Light and his companions in anyways possible," the night elf replied.

"Yeah... the Horde wants you dead, so we're your allies," Matilda said.

"... ... ... Well... I'd be upset because an entire faction comprised of many different races and classes is out to kill us... but, of course, we get dragged into the wall on the side of the Alliance," Trevor said. "Besides, the formation of the portals into our world... it's so escentric. They can't get in at just anytime, so..."

[nintendonut1]

Matilde made an odd face. "WHAT are you talking about?"

Double D quickly nodded in greeting to the two new allies, turning all of his attention to Masahrio as Fleetfoot and Nazz did their best to attend to his needs. Perceval huddled up close as the angel looked over him and tested his forehead for fever.

"Is he...going to be alright?" he fearfully asked his Guardian.

"It's hard to tell yet, Percy..." Double D was already lying to them about the cause of all this, but there was no need to keep the entire truth back. "Masahrio, can you hear me?"

[Felix Falora]

"It's the World of Warcraft stuff, Matilde, you'll have to look it up if you want to get it," Trevor said.

"E-Edward," Masahiro gasped, starting to feel pain coming in bursts.

[nintendonut1]

Matilde rolled her eyes. "Of COURSE. Geez..."

"Deep breaths, Masahiro..." Double D assured, taking his hand as Fleetfoot rested a wet cloth on the angel's forehead. "...is he heating up?"

"Yeah, he's gone feverish," Fleetfoot replied, growing worried. "Not a good sign..."

[Felix Falora]

"Is he...?" Matilda asked, but heard them talking about it and cut herself off. "... Never seen a man go into labor before."

"You, of all people, should be used to new occurences," Enil (we will call her that) replied.

"Too much... pain..." Masahiro managed to get out, tears in his eyes.

[nintendonut1]

(...ain't Matilde MY character? XDDDDDDD)

"This is bad, we're losing him...!" Fleetfoot urged.

Double D bit his lip. He already knew how this would end... he couldn't save the child... but that didn't mean they had to lose Masahiro too.

Gently, he once more laid his hands upon the angel's bosom, shutting his eyes and concentrating. Heal.

[Felix Falora]

(Matilde, not Matilda. She's my little psycho mage! *huggles Matilda*
Matilda: *sets Michael ablaze)

Masahiro was panting and Trevor turned pale at what he saw.

"Guys... is blood supposed to be coming out?" he asked.

[nintendonut1]

(OHHHHHHHH XDDDDDD My bad)

Perceval turned white as the dark substance flowed forth. Crying out, he turned away and buried his face in Fletcher's shirt.

"Shoot, this isn't good...!"

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"Whadda we do??"

All voices were drowned out as Double D focused on his task. Already, his hands were trembling, sweat coasting down his face as he futily tried to heal what he knew he couldn't. Heal...Heal...Heal!!