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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 28, 2008 14:15:29 GMT -5
The cemetary was deserted at this moment. Mist curled close to the ground, crows cawed... the typical creepy atmosphere.
...which was completely ruined when an overly excited bear tumbled into the graveyard.
"I'M SO EXCITED!!!!1!! WE'LL FINALLY DISCOVER DA SECRET OF SNS!!!1!!!1!!111"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 28, 2008 14:18:36 GMT -5
Kazooie was in a daze, sticking her head out of his bag. "Banjo, there's no secret to Stop 'n' Swop here! Conker was just trying to pull a fast one on you!" She said. "Besides..." She threw out all the eggs and the ice key. "These things were cramming me and freezing me in here!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 28, 2008 14:21:37 GMT -5
"AIE!" Banjo caught them all in his arms, shooting Kazooie a glare. "OMG Be careful with these!! We won't be able to open the MYSTERIOUS LOCK with a broken key!!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 28, 2008 21:03:47 GMT -5
"Oy vey... Ok, I'll play along..." Kazooie said, hopping out of her bag. "Pray tell, Banjo, where do you think "the secret" of Stop 'n' Swop is?" She asked. "In that tree? Underneath that rock?"
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 28, 2008 23:46:39 GMT -5
"What the HELL is Stop N Swop?" asked Thief, the other members of the Boneyard Warriors were there too. "Before you ask what we're doing here. We're undead. We fucking live here"
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 29, 2008 9:48:40 GMT -5
"Can I get a little help?" Jim was trapped underneath his Pocket Rocket and pinned to the ground. "Anyone?"
"What's all the racket?!" A coarse, rotting voice screeched as a tomb opened. A withered skeleton with decaying skin stepped out. "Can't a Lich-Lord get some sleep?! Damn kids with your Orc music..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 29, 2008 17:24:05 GMT -5
"It could be ANYWHERE!" Banjo answered Kazooie. He grinned in a borderline creepy fashion at his boneyard buddies...and if the scary-looking Lich. "OMG HI GUYS!!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 29, 2008 17:34:18 GMT -5
Kazooie shook her head. "Hello guys... Do you know the secret to 'Stop 'n' Swop?'" She asked them.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 29, 2008 18:47:08 GMT -5
"Damn kids and your new-fashion lingo..." the Lich muttered. "KEEP OFF MY LAWN! I am the Lich-Lord of the East! I, who holds power over the dead, will not play fool to you and your childish games! I am the mighty, the dark, the everlasting... P!"
There was an awkward silence. "Your name's P?" Jim asked, lifting the Pocket Rocket off of his body. "Just 'P'? Nothing else?" "Nope." "Does it stand for anything?" "No, that's the name my parents N and O gave me." P explained. "It's perfectly ordinary!"
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 29, 2008 20:22:21 GMT -5
"No." said Thief flatly. "All we know is that it's pretty much useless in the N64 versions of your games and that it only is helpful in the Xbox 360 versions."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 29, 2008 20:50:07 GMT -5
"EXACTLY!" Banjo was bouncing up and down like a five-year-old that just drank a triple-shot expresso. "WE HAVE TO FIND IT FOR OUR XBOX RELEASE!!!1!!1!1!!!"
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 29, 2008 21:35:09 GMT -5
Black Mage held out his hand. "Ritalin" he said. A non harming beam shot out with the intent of calming Banjo down.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 29, 2008 22:01:15 GMT -5
Kazooie shook her head. "It's going to take a LOT more than that to calm Banjo down about Stop 'n' Swop..." She said.
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 29, 2008 22:59:48 GMT -5
"Really?" asked Black Mage, comically holding a large hammer.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 30, 2008 10:34:55 GMT -5
"GET OFF MY LAWN!" P repeated.
"By the Great Worm Spirit, I distrust this obsession..." Jim pondered. "A place where you can both Stop and Swop? If evil has a name, let it be CONVENIENCE!"
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