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Post by pieandchips on Dec 2, 2008 23:29:21 GMT -5
"Neat" said Thief
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 3, 2008 0:42:30 GMT -5
The egg cracked and out popped... A little green scaley dragon-looking bird. It chirpped and looked around its surrondings. "Ehh... Banjo, what is that!?"
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 3, 2008 17:05:48 GMT -5
"IT'S MINE, WHATEVER IT IS!" P yelled. "IT'S ON MY PROPERTY! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU YOUNG'UN'S!"
"I say we kill it." Jim readied his blaster. "Anything that big that hatches from an egg is trouble."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 3, 2008 17:41:01 GMT -5
"GASP!!!!" Banjo... um, gasped. "IT'S DRAGON KAZOOIE!!!!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 3, 2008 17:47:51 GMT -5
The little dragon Kazooie chirped and hugged normal Kazooie. "Mama!" She chirped happily. "...Mama? Mama!? I'm not your mama!" Kazooie said, trying to get away from her. "Mama!" It cried, chasing her all over the place. "Banjo, do something!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 3, 2008 17:56:14 GMT -5
Banjo instead chose to be useless and cooed in delight. "AWWWWW HOW CUTE!!!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 4, 2008 12:39:07 GMT -5
Kazooie finally made her way back into Banjo's bag. The little dragonling Kazooie dropped her head in disappointment and started crying.
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 4, 2008 16:20:03 GMT -5
"WILL SOMEONE SHUT THAT DANG THING UP?!"
"Don't worry; Earthworm Jim is always there whenever a newborn child needs to be silenced!" Jim pointed his blaster at the dragon Kazooie and closed his eye to focus on aiming. "Okay, now... EAT DIRT... what do you call a baby dragon?"
"A WYRM!"
"A worm?!" Jim put his blaster back in its holster in astonishment. "By the Great Worm Spirit! Worms are actually dragons in their larval state!"
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Post by pieandchips on Dec 4, 2008 16:33:17 GMT -5
"No, you idiot. A WYRM is a baby dragon. A WORM with an O is what you are." said Black Mage
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2008 16:43:58 GMT -5
Banjo gasped. "You guys are so mean!" He bent down and picked up the sniffling wyrm. "Awww, shhh, it's okay..." He cooed, handling it very gently.
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 4, 2008 18:05:58 GMT -5
"They're close enough!" Jim said dismissively. He walked up to dragon Kazooie and rubbed the bottom of its chin like a cat. "Oh, who's a cute little Wrym? Who's going to help his Uncle Jim purge the galaxy of all evil? You are!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 4, 2008 18:49:33 GMT -5
The Dragon Kazooie chirpped happily at the attention she was receiving. Kazooie popped her head out of the bag. "This... This too much for me... How... How did this all happen..."
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 4, 2008 18:50:10 GMT -5
"The creepy zombie guy seems to know a lot." Jim pointed out. "Maybe he can tell us where this proud and noble beast came from."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2008 19:33:53 GMT -5
"Yes!" Banjo agreed, facing P. "Please tell us what you know!"
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 5, 2008 16:25:14 GMT -5
P glared his judging, decomposed eyes at the wyrm and mused to himself. "Hmm... it's a cat."
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