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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 5, 2008 18:23:02 GMT -5
Banjo blinked down at it. "...doesn't look very much like a cat to me."
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 6, 2008 13:47:20 GMT -5
"Son, I've been undead for hundreds of years." The Lich-Lord corrected irritably. "Do you think you know more than me? This is a cat... myabe."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 6, 2008 13:56:19 GMT -5
"If that's a cat than I'm a goldfish." Kazooie said, sarcasticlly.
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Post by pieandchips on Dec 6, 2008 14:08:04 GMT -5
"And if that's a cat and Kazooie's a goldfish, we perform pop music" said Thief
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 6, 2008 14:24:38 GMT -5
"Just because my eyes have rotted out of my head and I'm horribly insane doesn't mean I'm not right!" P yelled angrily. Dark, necrotic energy swirled around him. Skeletal hands reached out of the ground, grasping at the air.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 6, 2008 15:08:45 GMT -5
"Then maybe you need some new eyes!" Kazooie said. She took out Mumbo's stick and gave it to Banjo. "Give him eyes, Banjo."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 6, 2008 16:13:00 GMT -5
"Um... kay." Using the staff, Banjo zapped eyeballs into P's skull.
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 6, 2008 16:31:28 GMT -5
P blinked, something he had not done in years. He screamed in horror as he reached his fingers into his eyelids and ripped his eyes out forcefully. "HOW DARE YOU?!" He screamed. The dead began to rise with his anger, bleedind black ooze and screaming in tongues.
"I CURSE YOU! BY THE DEATH-GOD NERULL, I CURSE YOU ALL! MAY YOU DIE A MILLION DEATHS BETWEEN EACH DAY! YOU HAVE DEFILED THE SANCTITY OF A LICH-LORD! YOU GUYS SUCK!!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 6, 2008 16:32:35 GMT -5
Kazooie blinked. "What? All we did was just give you new eyes."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 7, 2008 1:38:14 GMT -5
Banjo gulped. "I don't think he appreciated the gesture."
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 7, 2008 8:44:31 GMT -5
A horde of zombies emerged from the ground, drooling at the mouths and with burning, red lights in their eye-sockets. P raised a staff that seemed older than even he and screamed at the top of his lungs:
"GET-- oh. Ow. My lungs. Um... get 'em."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 8, 2008 2:32:05 GMT -5
"I see a boss battle coming, Banjo..." Kazooie said to her bear friend, gulping. The little Dragon Kazooie shivered at the sight of the horde.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 8, 2008 14:29:49 GMT -5
Banjo sighed. "Why, oh WHY do we always get into these messes...?"
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 8, 2008 16:06:45 GMT -5
"FEAR MY HIGHLY FLAMMABLE ZOMBIE MINIONS!" P pointe his staff at the intruders and laughed maniacally. "NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW! MAYBE!"
"Oh, yay!" Jim exclaimed excitedly as he drew his blaster. "EAT DIRT, RAGING ZOMBIES!" With a maniacal laugh, Jim began blasting at the zombies as best he could. Limbs fell off as the undead slowly limped their way towards the group.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 8, 2008 17:11:38 GMT -5
Dragon Kazooie was scared. The little wyrm suddenly sneezed... And shot a fireball at a zombie.
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