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Post by 42zombies on Dec 8, 2008 17:15:00 GMT -5
The zombie stopped, realizing it was on fire. Mentally, it rolled for fire damage, rot damage, and dragon allergy: the zombie collapsed to the ground, a burning mass. The other zombies stared at this momentarily before continuing to march, some of them slowly catching on fire and falling to the ground themselves.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 8, 2008 17:27:17 GMT -5
Banjo blinked. "Not very bright zombies, are they?"
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 8, 2008 17:38:18 GMT -5
"That's like saying 'Oh, snap! That tomato sure is a fruit!'" Jim pointed out as he continued firing. Between his blasts and Dragon K.'s flames, the zombie horde was already down to a quarter of its original size.
"Damn zombies." P grumbled angrily. "Always losing against small groups; always forgetting what type of tea I like..." "Yeah, why is it that the larger force always loses to the small group?" Jim asked. "Seems suspicious to me!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 8, 2008 18:11:40 GMT -5
"...I think it's 'cause the intelligance is spread out across the group," Banjo replied.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 8, 2008 20:59:00 GMT -5
"Looks like it..." Kazooie said as the zombies fell one by one. Dragon Kazooie chirped cheerfully, then ran up to P and shot a fireball at him.
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 9, 2008 16:06:19 GMT -5
P stared at the fireball as it hit his expensive, ancient clothes that should have fallen apart years ago. The fire slowly spread across his entire body. "Consarn it!" He exclaimed, now a flaming skeleton. "I'm all ablaze!" He tried to grab at Dragon Kazooie only for one of his hands to fall off.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 10, 2008 14:22:18 GMT -5
Dragon Kazooie just fell down laughing. Kazooie covered her nostrils. "Geez... The smell of burning rotting flesh is horrible..." She said. "Well, at least there's no more Stop 'n' Swop... Oh crap!" She said, realizing what she just said.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 10, 2008 19:23:12 GMT -5
We all know what happens next.
"STOP N SWOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!" Banjo ran screaming into the night, hauling KAzooie and Dragon Kazooie with him.
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