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Post by mugenginga on Aug 24, 2009 22:28:31 GMT -5
Aby sat up. Her stupid mind wouldn't shut up. She looked over to her table... and freaked. Two of the three pokeballs were missing. And as bad luck would have it, a rather bored looking Ditto was staring out of the one that was still there. Aby hated bringing Bobby out. Especially since the group technically had a Pokemon with them, fancy spirit powers or not. She snatched the Ditto's pokeball up and ran out the door.
And into a dimly lit room. She looked behind her and saw... a wall. What the hell? She took a step forward and heard a clicking noise. She looked down to see a shadow coming down and getting bigger. She looked up...
And let's just say she now had only one shoe on. Her heart was probably going twice as fast that was healthy as she slowly turned her head to where a iron weight had fallen. A chain was attached to the top of it and her shoe was half way under it. She heard another clicking noise and covered her head.
Something was poking her. She carefully opened one eye and glared at... Yuusuke? She growled and jumped to her feet, throwing a punch at the teen, only to have him roll to the side. He then pulled a "Japanese raspberry" with his tonge sticking out and one eyelid pulled down. Problem was, it wasn't a move that... oh, great. Like she needed this.
"Bobby, I swear I'm going to kill you!!" she shouted. "Yuusuke" frowned and snapped inward, revealing an irritated looking Ditto as it took on its original shape. She looked around and saw his pokeball laying open against the wall. She grumbled to herself and walked over, snatching it up. Still, the Ditto was out now and no Pokemon seemed to be nearby. She glared at the pink blob.
"I swear if you try to molest anybody you are going right back inside? Got it?"
Bobby nodded as well as a Ditto could and said its name a few times. Aby was not inclined to believe him but rolled her eyes and looked around. It looked like they were in a sealed off room, "What the $(*#?" she muttered to herself.
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Suzu had drifted off to sleep. Ginger found that she couldn't sleep, and took her trenchcoated human form. There was maybe three hours left until dawn. She hoped Aby wouldn't be mad at her and began making he way to the front of the hotel. At least her tail would be hidden so she couldn't freak any humans out...
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Post by Jilak on Aug 24, 2009 23:01:00 GMT -5
And then, when it all seemed over, when the walls were each less than a centimeter away from the alien... they vanished. Or rather, HE vanished. In thin air. Because of the epic teleporter. And then... wait, one second.
HEY YUUSUKE!
"WHAT?!" Yuusuke called, effectively destroying the fourth wall. Again.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD PRESS THE BUTTON NEXT TO YOUR HEAD SO THE PLOT CAN PROGRESS!
"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, YELL IT TO DEATH? I MEAN, I KNOW I'M GOOD AT YELLING, BUT-" Yuusuke was then cut off as he pressed the aforementioned button.
"Oh, you DOUCHE." Was the last thing he announced before being teleported.
Rax'aar and Yuusuke, apparently, ended up in different places. Because the first thing Rax'aar saw when he hovered in mid-air for a moment was a pissed off Aby, and some pink blob thing. And then he found himself collapsing. Apparently, that human hair dye really DIDN'T act as a parachute. In fact, the bottle stabbed in his side as he collided with the ground. Stupid infomercials.
Yuusuke, however... Yuusuke found himself outside the hotel, falling in an alley.
Woo, fun.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 24, 2009 23:07:59 GMT -5
"ACK!" shouted Aby, jumping backwards as Rah-boy collapsed at her feet. Bobby slid forward a bit, only to find his... erm... "back" being stepped on by Aby.
"I swear if you start him on those damn rants of his again I will throw you against the wall," she sounded sincere. And for those that didn't know Bobby well enough to know he could take it... well, it was a rather mean threat.
"Rah-boy, wake up."
Silence.
"RAH-BOY!"
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And suddenly, Yuusuke wasn't falling. And if Rah-boy, a being from the far future had caught the joke, no way Yuusuke was going to miss it. Because of his directly upside down angle and the shadows, all that would be visible was two green vines. One wrapped around his waist and the other around one of his legs. Their source hidden by the darkness, although if he didn't totally freak out he might see an open pokeball off to the side.
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"What the hell are you doing out here?"
Vlad practically jumped out of his fur as he whipped around, proceeding to crash from a tree. Suzu glanced at the open Pokeball that had materialized in his hand before chucking it after the Umbreon. He allowed a little lightning to spark from his hands as a warning to the Pokemon before attempting to go back to sleep.
Vlad got up, but appeared rather dizzy. Well, he had hit his head and then gotten whacked in the back with an open Pokeball... hey, Suzu could have drawn him back in, so it wasn't the worst reaction...
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Post by Jilak on Aug 24, 2009 23:57:17 GMT -5
Still no response from Rax'aar. He was COMPLETELY out of it, to be honest. His head was in a whirl. He couldn't even pull up a cliche' cry of 'Aaaaby?' at this moment in time.
AND WHEN RAX'AAR CAN'T BE CLICHE', IT'S REALLY HIT THE FAN, MAN.
Yuusuke, on the other hand, felt something wrap around his legs. Like... tentacles? oh... oh no.
"GAH. I'M WARNING YOU, TENTACLE MONSTER, I HAVE A REI GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! I'M NOT SOME SCARED LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU USUALLY RUN INTO! DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU!" The boy shouted more out of surprise than anything.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 25, 2009 0:07:02 GMT -5
"Venus..." Ivy made a point of stepping out of the shadows, moving Yuusuke to the side as to avoid making him bump his head, "Saur Saur Venus?"
("Good lord... Are all the humans from your world this idiotic?
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Aby facepalmed. She turned to Bobby, "Transform into Vlad, would you? And use Bite," Aby paused as Bobby began to shapeshift, "On his ANKLE."
The mere fact that she had to specify was a little scary. As was how well Bobby took Vlad's form. Ditto were known for not being accurate with their transformation, but the only evidence here would be the slightly different way the "Umbreon" held itself. It trotted up to Rah-boy's ankle and chomped down.
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Ginger had almost reached the doors when she sensed a surge of energy. She whirled around and saw a rather irate Vlad yelling at the tree. He was too far away for her to make out his words, but they weren't happy. She started heading down the steps when she heard Yuusuke ranting. To use a human proverb she had once heard, "When it rains, it pours... Urameshi-kun, you okay?" she shouted in the direction she had heard his voice.
("I swear I will bite you!") was the translation of the last line Vlad spit.
Suzu rolled his eyes, "Do you realize how misguided you are in trying to recreate Vlad Tepesh's mystique? Quit it already!"
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Post by Jilak on Aug 25, 2009 0:48:01 GMT -5
"Right, well... I don't know what you just said but thanks for not making me have to kill you, mmkay?" Yuusuke stated, still in shock at the current predicament.
And then Rax'aar's ankle felt a sharp pain. He was jolted awake. In fact, if not for the way he was facing, he probably would've headbutted Aby.
"WHO WHAT WHEN WERE, WHY IS DRACULA NEAR MY ANKLE AAAAAARGH!" Rax'aar exclaimed having been... semi-brought back to his senses.
"Oh, heya Aby. What are you doing outside the... oh crap... I'm INSIDE. OH MAN OH MAN, I WAS SLEEP WALKING AGAIN, WASN'T I? I'M SORRY FOR ANYTHING I MAY HAVE SAID AND/OR DONE WHIEL IN MY UNCONSCIOUS STATE OH MAN OH MAN." And then he spazzed.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 25, 2009 0:53:28 GMT -5
"Bobby, pull back," Aby walked forward, making sure her path cut between where the "Umbreon" was standing and where Rah-boy was at. She leaned forward to look at the bite. Bobby had really overdone it, "You can still walk on that right? And that little freak out answered my question... anyhow, you suddenly appeared and fell to the ground. I would have said it was Teleport but I'm not seeing any psychic types..."
The "Umbreon" was walking around rubbing its face on the floor. Unlike Vlad, it didn't find any blood anything but repulsive. But alien blood? It thought it was going to be sick.
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Ivy placed Yuusuke on the ground before turning and sending a series of razor leaves out of the alley. Ginger saw them and sighed a relief. There hadn't been yelling past Yuusuke's freak out.
Of course, things couldn't stay calm. A tree across the street from the hotel burst into flames and Ginger whipped her head in time to see Vlad running away from them screaming bloody murder. His tail was on fire. Ginger didn't have to see the rather pissed looking figure storming out of the flames to know about what had happened... still, that fire had the potential to spread...
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Post by Jilak on Aug 25, 2009 1:02:57 GMT -5
"I... suppose I can still walk on it, yeah. I'd ask why Tempes Dracula over there was dragging his face along the ground like a Vrulian, but I don't really wish to know." Rax'aar stated, getting to his feet unsteadily.
"Wait... what question? If I was still as devishly handsome and smart as always, or...?" Rax'aar asked, looking around. Weird hotel was weird, that was for sure.
"...shouldn't someone do something about that? After all, only YOU can prevent forest fires. You. Not me. Like the bear says."
Yuusuke DID have a point. Smokey's an ass.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 25, 2009 2:01:30 GMT -5
Ivy sweatdropped. The boy really was insane. But it wasn't like she knew any moves good against fire...
Actually, Ginko was in the same boat. Even in kyuubi form there wasn't much she could do. And the fire was spreading...
And Suzu looked rather pissed. If one got a good look at the blood flowing from his right hand, it was rather clear why. Vlad ran behind Ginko and tried to use her for protection. She silently wished for the Umbreon to forgive her and kicked him to the side. The roll he made to recover from the blow put out the fire. He then ran into the hotel.
Ginko ran foward, shifting into full spirit Ninteales form as she did so. She had an idea...
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"No, I was going to ask you if you'd come here on purpose. Don't get any ideas. Actually... Bobby, use Dig. You should know it from Vlad."
The "Umbreon" began diggin a very large hole. Tunneling through the stone floor to do so, it was rather impressive. But wait, had Aby just implied that this Pokemon wasn't Vlad?
Yes, yes she had. And even Rah-boy would be hard pressed to miss that.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 26, 2009 0:34:02 GMT -5
"I'd attempt to Rei Gun it, but... no promises it won't just make the fire bigger. Mind you, whatever Miss Stoic over there has planned will probably work, so... meh. If you need anything, I'll be here, I guess." Yuusuke stated flatly.
Yes. He was staring, BORED, at a fire.
Yes. I realize Yuusuke's the biggest psychopath ever.
...well, next to Kuwabara.
"What? No. Of COURSE I wouldn't have come inside of my own will. Not after... well, you know. Figured you needed your space." Rax'aar responded.
Well, that, and he'd wanted time himself to cool off. Lest he attack Yuusuke.
Which we all know would've ended horridly.
...seriously, SOMEONE take the fourth wall to the other world. Please. She's suffered enough.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 26, 2009 1:30:28 GMT -5
Suzu had to jump out of the way as Ginger ran past him. It was likely she would have run through him had she needed. She did give him a rather nasty glare as she shot past and began digging a circle around the spreading fire. Problem was, she couldn't dig fast enough.
The sounds of fire engines could be heard in the distance. Suzu muttered something under his breath and turned to face the fire, letting the electricty "levitate" his sword between his hands. He began sending lightning strikes down, effectively creating his own holes. It was still unclear if they could get a fire trench dug around the area in time.
Ivy smacked Yuusuke upside the head with a vine, yelling at him in that impossible to understand language Pokemon have, and began running foward. While her speed wasn't abnormal for an animal, it would have seemeed abnormal for her size. She ran to a tree a distance away from the fire and swung a vine like an axe...chopping the small tree down in an impressive single blow.
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Aby had hopped down the hole Vlad had made. It was quite deep. She walked forward a bit to make room for Rah-boy to land and cupped her hands, "Hey, come on! Don't you want to get out of here?"
Bobby continued digging, but was showing signs of being tired. Tired Pokemon, after all, were less likely to molest others.
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And the 4th wall's death was lost under the pile of paperwork. Yuusuke, Ginger, and Suzu were not making life fun for at least two spirit realms. Not at all.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 26, 2009 1:43:16 GMT -5
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want me to help YOU fix YOUR mess? Or should I just go to sleep on the ground that I've been tossed to because of YOU?" Yeah. Yuusuke blamed the others for the portal in the hotel.
yes. It made perfect sense to him. Totally.
Inside the hotel, however, Rax'aar's ear began to twitch.
"My 'Yuusuke's doing something stupid that he thinks is smart' senses are tingling!" He announced.
...were Yuusuke around, he would've made a joke about Rax'aar choosing a bad time for the word 'tingling'. But he wasn't, so meh.
Rax'aar then leaped. Not casually fell, now walked down, no. Leaped a couple of feet in the air before falling for said hole.
"CANNON BAAAAALL!"
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 26, 2009 1:48:44 GMT -5
Aby rolled her eyes before crouching down to look at Bobby. His Umbreon form was twitching, he had spent so much energy trying to dig the hole that he was having trouble maintaining his form. She picked up what looked like a melting violet Umbreon and turned to Rah-boy, who hadn't landed well. Ignoring this fact, she asked him a question.
"Hey, you got anything that can drill holes?"
Of course, it was possible Rah-boy would be distracted by the Umbreon-like dark violet lump in her arms...
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Ivy got her own brand of revenge by chucking the tree branch in Yuusuke's direction. She wasn't trying to hit him. If he stayed still it would fly just past him. If he moved, however... well, his chances dropped.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 26, 2009 1:55:43 GMT -5
THWACK! Yuusuke was basically BASHED IN THE FACE by a flying tree branch as he jumped at the sound of something approaching him rapidly. It was, apparently, the tree branch. Needless to say, his face hurt. A lot.
"Okay, I suppose I deserved that one. But still. Sleep with one eye open." Yuusuke stated simply, forcing himself up. Not so much forcing as basically limping like he'd been hit by a blast of HOLYCRAPOW. But no, no, Any HOLYCRAPOW Suzu fired was in the other direction.
And then Rax'aar had to semi-pause. Which led to him, rather comically, crashing to the floor and sliding down into the hole. And then Aby had her question... bad wording was bad.
Rax'aar reached into his pants. He was ACTUALLY looking for a pneumatic drill from his world that was strapped to his leg, but... to Aby and the melting Umbreon...
...it looked a tad different.
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Post by mugenginga on Aug 26, 2009 16:51:09 GMT -5
Aby's eye twitched. But she couldn't do much in the way of fighting with a tired Bobby in her arms. So she glared the glare of ONE THOUSAND DEATHS.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" Yes. She also shouted. Loudly. And in the confined space... well, it hurt.
Bobby untransformed more, and now the not quite Umbreon blob had pink tendrils sticking out of its side to stick in its ears. Well, dark purple fading to pink.
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Ivy said a string of her name, but all Yuusuke could hear was the criticizing tone of voice. At least it was a gentle criticism a la the only good staff member Yuusuke's school HAD, but it was still criticism. She was walking past him as she did this.
Suzu wasn't saying a word. This mess had really been his fault. Hell, how was he supposed to have known the area was dry? So he continued zapping holes in the ground. Him and Ginger had almost suceeded in making the fire pit. In fact if Ivy could get over there she could finish up the block with the tree trunk.
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