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Post by DMis on Jun 21, 2016 23:13:14 GMT -5
Beth smiled. "Yeah I saw them, Nora," she offered as she followed her apprentice. The woman was in a simple black t-shirt that had 'Boop' across the chest and jeans as she looked a head.
She blinked at what the yellow skinned teen had claimed. "You have a Chain Chomp as a pet?" she asked.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jun 23, 2016 19:37:21 GMT -5
Meanwhile, somewhat further away from everything that was going on...
A young blonde girl clad in a purple floral-print tank top and blue leggings frolicked her way through the plaza. The food store had to be around here!
A few hours earlier...
A skinny Asian boy clad in a red jacket with long tails slammed down their shutter, all seven of them having noticed SOMETHING. "Finally, we're out of it..."
Of course, they hadn't gone grocery shopping in a week, so... Yeah. Just because they were technically adults didn't mean they ACTED like them.
Madison drew the short straw and was sent to buy groceries. Everyone else figured it was for the best; whatever it was, Madison was the least likely to be affected.
Back to the present...
"Now, where's that food store~?" she chirped. "If I don't hurry up then they'll all go hungry!"
MADISON YOU JUST WALKED PAST IT.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Jan 5, 2017 16:15:58 GMT -5
On another street in another part of town White Bomber, Pommy and Marina were taking in the rising tide slowly heading towards them. White Bomber's usual panicky expression was definitely notable. "UM.... I'm... NOT SURE I LIKE WHAT I'M SEEING HERE." Marina meanwhile just looked confused. "What ARE we seeing here?" She had never seen such an energetic flood before. "I don't... Are those supposed to be FAIRIES? I thought those were just fairy tales...... ...." She couldn't help but let out a groan. "Honestly, I wonder why I'm even surprised, this Island just gets weirder with each passing day." After a second, White could make out people running for their lives nearby as the wave quickly grew closer. "UM... PEOPLE ARE RUNNING. WHY ARE PEOPLE RUNNING??" Instead of answering, Marina quickly grabbed White and Pommy's hands. "LET'S NOT STICK AROUND TO FIND OUT!!"And with that, her jet boosters kicked in and all three of them took off running at high speed. ------------------------------------------------- Ness meanwhile was right in the middle of the horde, holding up a psychic barrier to keep the Aflutterflies back. He had already SEEN what these things could do to normal people. "It... It's like a... PLAGUE." He muttered, looking terrified. "And now half the city's caught it!" The Aflutterflies all giggled and continued bouncing off the PSI barrier. "If this thing is really as contagious as I saw it to be...." ... OH CHRIST IF THIS GOT OUT NOT ONLY TO THE REST OF THE ISLAND BUT THE REST OF THE MULTIVERSE... HE HAD TO GET TO THE ITS AND LOCK IT DOWN EXTRA TIGHT. "WEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!! COME ON COME JOIN THE FUN~!!!!!""Um... Thanks but no thanks. I just... Remembered I have business somewhere. See you!" The Aflutterflies were all sent sailing as Ness activated PSI Teleport, running in circles within the barrier before VANISHING in a blinding flash of speed so great that it ripped through dimensions. -------------------------------------------------- Ari meanwhile walked along the streets as well, so far not even noticing the chaos currently going on in the town somewhere behind him. It wasn't like it was any of his business anyway... "SLAVE I AM TELLING YOU WE MUST RETREAT INSIDE. I DO NOT LIKE WHAT I FEEL IS HEADING THIS WAY!!"Ari meanwhile just let out a little huff. "Why? What IS coming?" The kid looked otherwise uncaring about the whole thing. "The whole reason we're out here is because you had to trick the others into letting MADISON of all people draw the shortest straw. Now we have to find the store and FIND HER." "DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME, SLAVE. It's not any of our business what those obnoxious children do! Why do you EVEN CARE???" The Evil king in the Shadow grumbled as he sat up with a 'whooop!'. "It's not like we have any REASON to actually help them in their stupid plight, nor do we have any reason to stick around- BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, WE MUST RETREAT INSIDE, BOLT THE DOORS AND BLOCK THE WINDOWS!!""Oh come on. What could POSSIBLY be so bad that even YOU don't want to have anything to do with it-?" He turned around. And was swallowed up by the flood of Aflutterflies. Stan could be heard LETTING OUT 50 VERY ARCHAIC CUSS WORDS as both he and Ari shrunk into the size of Faes and the positive emotions came rushing in... Positive or not though, there would never be enough of that to quell 'PURE EVIL'... Okay more like 'Pure annoyance'. --------------------------------- Aquamarine, Bloodstone and Garnet had already hunkered down in a warehouse on the outskirts of town, having barred up the door and blocked all of the windows. When she dared to look outside however, Aquamarine couldn't help but stare in wide-eyed fascination at the Aflutterflies as they slowly swallowed up the town. She knew Garnet said this would pass but.... It was definitely the most manic and most joyful plague she had ever seen. ---------------------------------- "YOU FUCKING MORON!!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUN OUT THERE AND CHALLENGE THOSE THINGS TO A FUCKIN' FIGHT!!!" Sal was now doing everything in his power to keep the booth table THOROUGHLY planted on the door to serve as a proper barricade. In a bottle next to him... Well... Bonnie had always been gutsy... And now she was an Aflutterfly to prove it. "OH COME ON SALLY WALLY DON'T YOU WANNA JOIN ME? I'VE GOT SUCH AN ADRENALINE RUSH THIS IS SO MUCH FUN EEEEEEEE~~~~~~!!!!!"Sal wanted to HURL watching her. "PEACOCK!!!!!!! PANTY!!!!!! HOW ARE THOSE WINDOWS COMING?!?!?!?!?!?!" "WE'RE WORKING ON IT YOU BRAT!!!! QUIT RUSHING US!!!" Panty screamed from upstairs. "Yeah, stop worrying boss man!!! With my speed and my woodwork we can stop this no prob!!! Just keep holding the door!!" Peacock's voice meanwhile came from the back rooms where the chefs were cowering in fear. Sal swore to the Demon god that if Lobo gave them hell for protecting their place like this, he was going to SLUG HIM. "PLEASE OH PLEASE LET ME OUT SALLY WALLY~ I WANNA HAVE FUN! I WANT YOU TO GET THAT STICKY WICKY OUTTA YOUR ASS SO YOU CAN HAVE FUN TOO!! NOW I JUST WANNA SING THE 'FUN SONG' FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN~~~~~~~~!!"............... GRITTING HIS TEETH, SAL FINALLY SMASHED THE BOTTLE FOR LITTLE OTHER REASON THEN TO FLATTEN BONNIE. She'd be fine he knew. .............. Oh crap now HE was turning too... ......... OH WELL IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT JUST TO SHUT UP THAT FUCKING ANNOYING oooh! What was this rush he was getting~~~~~ ----------------------------------------------- .... Erin's eye twitched as she took in the Aflutterfly storm, so many of them bouncing off her own void barrier as her eyes twitched. For the love of god why was something like this a THING?? Why were the people turning into FAIRIES what the shit was GOING ON. "I... FEEL... PRETTY~~~!"
"OH SO PRETTY~~~~!"
"I FEEL PRETTY~~~"
"AND WITTY~~~~"
"AND WHYYYYYYYYYYY~~~~~!!"She could feel herself slowly losing her mind. "WE NEED TO FIX THIS................" She sure hoped her brother was on the case, she could use all the help she could get... |
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Jan 5, 2017 23:54:53 GMT -5
"JESUS CHRIST, we can't even go grocery shopping without the city going to hell, can we?!" Paul screamed as he helped several shoppers shove whatever they could into the supermarket's sliding doors.
"Tell me about it!" Kenny agreed as he strained to move a massive stack of soda crates towards the entrance. "And here I thought things couldn't get more bat s*** insane than a regular Thursday back home! What the hell are these things?!"
Paul cast an anxious look at the glass dividers, swallowing a lump in his throat as he watched the neon fairies press their noses against it in an attempt to get through.
"HEYYYYY ALL YOU PEOPLE! WHY THE LONG FACES?!"
"WHAT Y'ALL DOING IN THERE?! THE PARTY'S OUT HERE!"
"C'MON, I DON'T BITE! ...HARD!"
"I-I don't know..." Paul stuttered, looking down at his young companion. "But if these fairy things really are people under some kind of curse, then at the rate this is spreading, the whole island could be taken over within a day!"
"Oh God..."
"I know, man! Now help me with this claw machine!"
"NO, I MEAN OH GOD, WHO'S THE DIPS*** WHO BLOCKED THE DOOR WITH A F***IN' SHOPPING CART?!" Kenny hollered, pointing at the overlooked weak spot in the barricade that an aflutterfly had managed to wriggle through.
"WHEW! THAT'S BETTER! HI, ALL!!!"
Many of the shoppers hastily retreated further into the store in panic. Some grabbed various tools and cookware to fend off the aflutterflies that were starting to crawl out from between the cart's metal netting. Paul did a little of both. While Kenny threw his parka hood up in an effort to cover as much of his body as he could, Paul watched his back, using a skillet to swat away any of the pesky fairies that veered too close as the duo made a run for it.
"We're gonna have to find a back exit!"
"WHD?!" Kenny yelped, muffled by his hood. "Yh wnna gh hd dhre?!"
"Better than staying in here and backing ourselves into a corn- AHH!!!" Paul desperately smacked away an aflutterfly that had managed to grab onto his tail. He wasn't sure, but he swore the he felt the little fairy's lips on his skin.
Fearing the worst, Paul looked down at Kenny. "Get as far away from the city as you can. Call everyone we know until you find-"
POOF
"WHOA!!! HOLY FUDGE BALLS, I CAN FLY!!!"
Kenny yelped and jumped back a few feet. "MM MH GHD!!! TH CHNGD PLL!!!" He then waved his fist at the rapidly-growing mass of aflutterflies. "YH BSTRDS!!!"
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-pinkmoonWolf [PW] started pestering paramountKeymaster [PK]-
PW: EVAN!!! AFLUTTERFLIES IN THE PLAZA!!!
PK: WHAT?!
PK: Swift, where are you?! Are you okay?!
PW: I'm fine. Andy, Aether and I are boarded up in Lush.
PW: But it's pure chaos out there!!!
PK: Just hang in there, babe! I'm coming to get you!
-paramountKeymaster [PK] ceased pestering pinkmoonWolf [PW]-
Shortly after receiving that message, Evan raced into the Plaza with Patrick by his side. Both had a faint blue glow around them, acting as a barrier that effectively repealed the hundreds upon hundreds of brightly-colored fairies that surrounded them. Concern was evident on both of their faces, not to mention a bit of annoyance on Evan's.
"I don't get it!" Patrick shouted, eyes wide as he watched the transformed citizens flutter and dance around them. "How is this happening here?!"
"Well, if the aflutterflies are here, then Rainflower's not far behind!" Evan replied, skidding around a corner while Patrick crashed into a trash can in an attempt to follow suit.
"Aw, jeez...!" Stumbling back into a sprint, Patrick desperately asked, "How are we gonna fix this?! You know my usual curse removal spells don't work on these guys!"
"I know, Pat, I know! First we help Swift and the girls! Then we trace the aflutterflies back to the source!"
"OOF!"
Evan slowed down and did a double-take. Plenty of aflutterflies had collided with his barrier up until that point, but this one caught his attention.
"HEY! IT'S YOU! HIIIII!"
"RIO...?!" Evan's shock lasted only a few seconds and was then replaced by irritation. "Mother of a frig..."
The keymaster then snatched the green aflutterfly out of the air and continued running. All the while, Rio giggled and said, "BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE LAST SPOKE, HUH, EVAN? BOY HOWDY, HAS A LOT HAPPENED SINCE THEN! HAHA!"
"Yeah, I can tell. THERE!" Evan pointed to Lush as it came into view up ahead. "Patrick!"
"On it!" In a burst of purple light, Patrick disappeared...
"OOH, CONJURATION! I SEE WHAT HE DID THERE!"
...and promptly reappeared inside the store right next to Swift, Andromeda and Aether. "Hey, ladies! Let's get this road on the show!" he panted, quickly casting a barrier spell over the trio.
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Post by Pink Moon Wolf on Jan 6, 2017 0:09:21 GMT -5
"YES PLEASE!!!" Swift hollered as soon as Patrick appeared and gave her and Andromeda proper protection.
The latter acknowledged the barrier spell with a nod, but she couldn't tear her eyes away from the window and the sparkling clouds of hyperactive fairies. Aether was no less intimidated; although her animal-like form granted her immunity to the curse, she found the epidemic no less unsettling. "I-I thought we had washed our hands of these creatures! How did they follow us here?!"
"Well, Rainflower isn't from our version of Earth," Swift loudly responded. "So I think it's safe to say... they get around! Now let's hurry up and find them so I can TEAR THEIR PRETTY LITTLE WINGS OFF!"
"Um... Whose wings are you referring to?"
"ANYONE THAT TRIES TO TOUCH ME!!!"
"Right... Of course..." Aether sighed as the girls gathered around Patrick. Time to face the music.
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Post by ryocker on Jan 6, 2017 17:38:57 GMT -5
"Ooooh, does he bite?" Nora asked, rubbing the rusty ball. Chompy rolled a little, letting her pet.
"Not too often, I don't-"
GRRRRRRRRRRR...
When the chomp's gaze suddenly shifted, Ed immediately looked down the road. "....."
Fairies? Kisses... explosions?! MORE FAIRIES?!?
"IT'S A PARASITIC INVASION OF THE PIXIE PEOPLE FROM THE FURTHEST REACHES OF THE NETHER REALM!!!!" He screamed, quickly hiding behind Chompy in a fit of fear. Nora just looked down the way as well.
"Oooh, sounds like fun!" she cheered, just to get grabbed by Ed's outrageously noodly physics and pulled behind the metal orb with teeth.
"Don't let them kiss you!" He warned. "Their magical properties can convert you into them, and make you go mad with happiness until all that's left is more happy pixies!" With no regard for personal space, he held up Nora and started running back into the taco shop. "WE MUST TAKE SHELTER BEFORE THEY SEE US!!"
How there managed to be a fictional movie or comic book on these guys in his world and HOW he managed to find it was a question for the ages...
"Sounds like fun to me!" Nora laughed, Ed holding the door for Beth.
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Post by DMis on Jan 6, 2017 17:54:54 GMT -5
Beth took a breath as she followed the pair. "So what's the plan Ed?" She asked as the guy seemed to know what was going on. "And Nora. We don't need you turning into one- actually... Nora I have an Idea and you might get to break some people well fae."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jan 13, 2017 21:22:39 GMT -5
"Oh? What's goin' on here?"
Madison half-walked, half-skipped over to the commotion, somehow having JUST noticed it. Once again, she had passed the food store.
"What's all this about~?"
MADISON NO YOU'RE GONNA GET CORRUPTED. BY WHAT I DON'T KNOW.
Her cellphone rang. It rang twice, before a voice teetering on the edge of hunger-induced insanity spoke. "Hey, Madison, it's Philly Phil, uh, we're all wonderin' when you'll be back, nobody's deliverin' for... whatever's going down in the plaza..."
It was ignored by the blonde girl, who saw... the giant butterflies with giant eyes. "Oop! Hello there giant butterflies!"
MADISON NO DON'T GO TOWARDS THEM. YOU'RE GONNE GET CORRUPTED BY WHAT I DON'T KNOW.
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Jan 29, 2017 18:17:21 GMT -5
Kenny's options were limited. Either go outside into the aflutterfly-infested streets or stay inside the aflutterfly-infested store. He had considered braving the storm and rushing back to the hotel to change into his superhero alter ego, but not only would the trek itself put him at risk, but his costume offered less skin protection than his parka. For this reason and several others, Kenny chose to stay put, barricading himself in the frigid back room where the milk was kept.
Before locking himself up, he procured two weapons. A cast iron skillet for the aflutterflies. A gun for himself.
"KEEEEEEEEEENNYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
The boy cringed before casting a dejected scowl to his left. The milk racks were directly accessible to both the store's dairy isle and the back room for easy restocking, separated on both sides by glass doors. It was in here where Kenny opted to keep the blue, draconic aflutterfly that used to be his roommate.
"HEY KENNY, I KNOW YOU'RE PRETTY SNUG IN YOUR COAT AND ALL, BUT I GOTTA TELL YA, IT IS COOOOOOOOOOLD IN HERE! LIKE, BRR!" Despite the temperature, Paul seemed as cheerful as any of the other fairies. "WHY WE GOTTA HOLE OURSELVES UP BACK HERE? OUTSIDE IT'S WARM AND SUNNY AND SO MUCH MORE FUN!"
"Dhde..." Kenny sighed from behind his hood. "Jst... dh mh h fhvr n... shd dh f*** hp."
"C'MON, KENNY! A KID YOUR AGE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING LIKE THAT!" Paul teased before letting out a big exhale to fog up the glass. He then proceeded to hum a tuneless ditty and smudge a picture of a bunny in the steam. None of this did much to deter the exasperated kid.
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A few isles down...
"Oh, for crying out loud..."
"TRI!!! TRI, LOOK AT MY WINGS!" Kelsey squealed as she fluttered about in front of her irritated master's astral projection. "THEY'RE SO CUTE! ISN'T THIS SO MUCH COOLER THAN THE WEIRD FLESHY DEMON WINGS?!"
"I'm very happy for you, Kelsey," Tri grumbled with bitter sarcasm. "Now will you please calm your t*ts?"
"NOPE! THE ENTIRETY OF MY ANATOMY WILL NOT CALM UNTIL I HAVE EXPENDED EVERY BIT OF ENERGY IT HAS TO OFFER!"
"Then we're gonna be here a while, aren't we?"
"PROBABLY! HA HA HA! NOW CATCH ME IF YA CAN, YOU LOVECRAFTIAN DORK, YOU!" At that, Kelsey rocketed across the store, leaving her master to cover his face and sigh.
But Tri's chagrin was lost on Kelsey as she zigzagged through the isles, bounded over shelves, and weaved around the various displays. She had never felt so alive and unhinged. Finally, she could fly about and release her boundless energy, free of the fear that once held her back. She closed her eyes and let out a carefree laugh as she aimlessly flitted about, until...
PLINK
Paul jumped when something collided with the opposite door of the milk racks, whipping around to find an aflutterfly lady with pink and blue wings and brown, curly hair. Likewise, Kelsey opened her eyes and found herself staring through the glass at the blue-skinned, blue-winged, dragon-like aflutterfly.
"WHOA..."
"WHOA..."
For a moment, the two just stared at each other, their starry eyes somehow even wider than ever, their mouths open in even bigger, dopier smiles, their wings fluttering faster and faster like their rapidly-increasing heartbeats. Paul zipped up to the store-side door and pressed his hands against the glass. Kelsey peeled herself off but never tore her eyes away from the dragon boy hiding amongst the milk jugs.
"HI! MY NAME'S PAUL!"
"HI! I'M KELSEY!"
"YOU'RE REALLY CUTE!!!"
"AHH!!! YOU'RE CUTE TOO!!!"
"AWW, THANK YOU, BUT YOU'RE WAY CUTER!"
"BUT YOU'RE LIKE AN AWESOME DRAGON GUY! THAT'S SO COOL!"
"I LIKE YOUR HAIR!"
"I LIKE YOUR EYES!"
"I LIKE YOUR EYES!"
"WELL, I LIKE YOUR SMILE!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Hearing the commotion, Kenny leaned over and peaked through the glass. When he saw what Paul was up to, all he could do was facepalm and groan.
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"Allons-y," Patrick said as he teleported himself and the girls out of the store and back into the streets by Evan's side.
"Swift...!" Evan was quick to pull Swift into a hug, despite their barriers blocking each other from making full contact. He was just happy to see that she was still herself in this chaos. "Thank God..."
"AWW, THAT'S CUTE!" Rio crooned as he watched the display from within Evan's grip.
Upon pulling away, Evan looked Swift in the eyes and anxiously asked, "W-Where did they come from?! Did you see what direction they flew in from?! We have to-! Patrick, what are you doing?"
To the others' surprise, Patrick was on his phone, nonchalantly looking something up as the aflutterflies continued to swarm around them and bounce off their barriers. "I'm sorry, guys..." Patrick mused with a sad smile. "I can't resist. I've always wanted to do this."
"Do wha-?"
"Oh, you've gotta be kidding me..."
"Sorry," Patrick chuckled, amplifying his phone until it could be heard throughout the entire Plaza. A nearby aflutterfly cleaned out his ear with his pinky. Then...
"HEY!!!"
The chaotic buzzing took on a rhythm as the aflutterflies bounced to the tune, dancing on the buildings and awnings or flying in excited twirls.
"WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
HEY!!!"
Some of them fluttered in a synchronized circle. From out of its center rose a familiar lion aflutterfly.
"WE ARE NUMBER ONE!"
Sam smirked at his audience. "NOW LISTEN CLOSELY!"
Patrick and Rio smiled with glee. Evan massaged his temples.
"HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY
THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY"
Sam took a couple aflutterflies by their collars, pulling them into an embrace atop an awning.
"IF YOU WANNA BE A VILLAIN NUMBER ONE
YOU HAVE TO CHASE A SUPERHERO ON THE RUN"
On cue, Sam pointed to another familiar face as he passed him and his new dream team by.
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Post by Pink Moon Wolf on Jan 29, 2017 19:08:05 GMT -5
Swift was grateful for Evan's comfort. She was equally anxious to track down the source of the aflutterflies. But when Patrick started playing that familiar tune, all of her emotions turned to anger. "PATRICK, THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR DANK MEMES- GOD DANG IT!!!"
But of course it didn't do any good. Of course the rotten little fairies had to play along.
After Sam started them off and assembled his makeshift team, Mickey flew past them in a series of backflips. He then righted himself, fluttered in loops around the streetlights and, despite obviously filling the role of Sporticus in this scenario, took over singing...
"JUST FOLLOW MY MOVES AND SNEAK AROUND
BE CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE A SOUND
SHH!"
Right at that moment, Mickey watched as a sign fell off of one of the buildings, having been shaken loose by a couple aflutterflies bouncing on top of it.
"NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT! ...SILLIES."
"SORRY~!"
Mickey happily waved them off and went on his merry way, not even noticing as the sign crashed onto the street and leaned against a utility pole, causing it to tip over and crash into another building, smashing the window wide open.
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Post by ryocker on Jan 29, 2017 19:40:10 GMT -5
You could feel Ed wincing. "Tell me in a sec, Boss," Nora smiled. "What's the plan for countering them, big guy?"
Ed took a moment. "Hmmmm... There's no way to pacify them without potentially killing them."
"And why shouldn't we kill them?!" A customer inside the store screeched.
"They're just victims of the curse! you'll be killing in-oh-cent bystanders!" the yellow teen explained. "A non lethal way to deal with them might be to make a lot of food and have them eat to their little hearts' content."
A loud DONK followed by a high pitched squeal signified one just hit the window of the joint. "Or put a lot of hotsauce in their tacos, plus pepper. Hold the salt."
Nora stared. "...That. Sounds. AMAZING!" she cheered. Ed smiled big.
"Alright guys, we need to make a big order!"
"Who's paying for all this?!" one woman asked.
"We can get them to when everything's back to normal," Ed offered. "Eddy taught me to do that~"
"Alright, they got a plan. So what's ours?"
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Post by DMis on Jan 29, 2017 20:30:39 GMT -5
"Well I might have purchased something to cause zaps," she offered. "But I'm slightly worried that Weiss, Ruby, and others I have met are in this mess..."
Not even 5 seconds later, a red Aflutterfly was leaving petals in their wake with a white and black following closely behind. The trio seemed to be heading towards some source of music.
"Nora.... Call Yang... NOW." Beth was dead serious sounding.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Feb 3, 2017 21:25:08 GMT -5
Ring. Ring. Ring. Madison's cell phone rang; once again, she did not answer it, as she was too entranced by the idea of butterfly-induced insanity to care about the growing hunger of the other kids.
"Madison, it's Philly Phil again. We're starting to get concerned, and, uh, I grew the short straw, so I'll be coming out to get you, but I really don't wanna... Madison? Is that singing? What is-"
"We are number one~!"
Welp. There goes Madison.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 19, 2017 22:59:20 GMT -5
"WELL WELL WHAT'S THAT SOUND I HEAR~?? WHAT IS THIS DELIGHTFULLY EVIL MUSIC~"Evan and the others looked again as four new aflutterflies fluttered in... However at least TWO of them were different from the others in one way. Panty and Peacock both looked like the typical aflutterflies, with the wings and the tinyness and their generally cutesy appearances... The leader looked quite different. For one, the little blur of colors was colored deep orange similarly to Sal's hair, and, in fact, his hair had grown out in this form, almost making the demon brat look more like a fairly tough look Aflutter-MOTH as opposed to an Aflutterfly. With the hair covering most of his body and the uniform still prevalent underneath it, plus combine the antennae replacing the horns, it looked like the demon had found something of a maturity in his new form. Perhaps because the Aflutterflies were so nonchalant to begin with, they didn't even register that the new guy looked different at all. "HOWDY NEIGHBOR~!!!"
"Are you here to join the fun?? These people are playing the most fun music!!""I can hear that, partner- PANTS!" Sal proceeded to pants the Aflutterfly, surprising Evan and the others. However rather then be offended, the victim Aflutterfly and all of the others just laughed cluelessly while Afluttermoth!Sal laughed maniacally. "No but seriously~! Let me sing a verse~!! Let me show you losers how ta be bad! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!"You show em boss!! Come on! Everybody!!!" Bonnie laughed as well. She too, though likely because she herself was a full dragon, resembled a regular glowing green aflutterfly though her wings looked more like dragon fly wings, they also flapped as rapidly as well, making it look like a rainbow of psychedelic colors were what was keeping her afloat. The glowing yellow Panty and the glowing purple Peacock both saluted "YES MA'AM!/You got it doc!!"The song continued, the new song leaders continuing things on, though there was an undeniable new menace in the air. "WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!! BUU BUUDU BUDU BU DU DU!!""BUDUH BUDUH DUH DUH DUH WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!""MWAHAHA!!!!!"Sal snapped his fingers. AND A NET OF FIRE APPEARS with many of the Aflutterlies grabbing on without pain and with ease. "NOW LOOK AT THIS NET, THAT I JUST FOUND~! WHEN I SAY GO~? GET READY TO THROW!! GO!!!"The Aflutterflies do... RIGHT AT SAL AND HIS CHUMS. Bonnie, Peacock and Panty all dive down but the net hits Sal- AND ABSORBS INTO HIM AND HE BELCHES A JET OF FLAMES SETTING A NEARBY BUILDING ON FIRE. "PUH!!! I MEANT AT THEM NOT ME YA NUTSKIES!!!! Ogh... Let's try something else..."He fluttered thoughtfully, and noticed some people a distance away. GRINNING, he builds up another fireball in his hand. "NOW WATCH AND LEARN~!! GO SEE THE DEAL~!"FOOM!!!! CRASH!!! "Watch em slip on these banana peels~!!!!"Okay, they were actually FULL bananas, but still so many people started doing so, allowing the afflutterflies to start turning them. "MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" Only for the newly changed afflutterflies to start Slipping on the peels again and again for laughs. "WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING-"The music continued on with gusto as Bonnie continued the dancing with the remaining Afflutterflies, Peacock and Sal meanwhile went to collect the newly changed Afflutterflies. "WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!! BUU BUUDU BUDU BU DU DU!!""BUDUH BUDUH DUH DUH DUH WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!"YEAH THIS SITUATION WAS SLOWLY REACHING A BRAND NEW DEPTH OF SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL.
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Feb 19, 2017 23:34:36 GMT -5
"Y'know..." Evan sighed. "I used to like that meme. Now I hate everything. I just wanted to say that."
"VILLAIN NUMBER ONE!!!"
"Shut up, Rio."
"SORRY~!"
As the song reached its climax, swarms of aflutterflies bounded from awning to awning, joining hands and flying in circles, swerving around broken utility poles and the flames engulfing numerous buildings... all of them thoroughly enjoying the chaos whether they were aware of it or not.
"C'mon!" Evan couldn't bear standing around and watching these pests tear apart the city anymore. They had to find Rainflower, and they had to find them NOW. Thus, he led Patrick, Swift, Andromeda and Aether down the street, hoping to put some distance between them and this onslaught of wanton destruction.
"BA BA-BIDDLY-BA-BA BA-BA, BA-BA-BA BA BA BA BA
WE ARE NUMBER ONE
HEY!"
"WATCH OUT!" Evan held out an arm to stop his team when he noticed a street light was falling right in their path.
He realized too late that all five of them had stopped atop a downed billboard that was precariously balanced on a tipped over trash can.
"WHOOPSIES..."
CRASH
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH...!!!"
The street light slammed down on the makeshift teeter-totter, launching the team high into the air, screaming and flailing about.
"BA BA-BIDDLY-BA-BA BA-BA, BA-BA-BA BA BA BA BA
WE ARE NUMBER ONE
WE ARE NUMBER ONE"
Finally, the group of unturned misfits landed in a tree, leaves and aflutterflies scattering in their wake. And as they lay there, dizzy and tangled up in the branches, Rio wriggled free of Evan's grip and offered him a cheerful bit of positive reinforcement.
"WE ARE NUMBER ONE!"
"HEY! HEY!"
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I WANNA HAVE FUN! I WANT YOU TO GET THAT STICKY WICKY OUTTA YOUR ASS SO YOU CAN HAVE FUN TOO!! NOW I JUST WANNA SING THE 'FUN SONG' FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN~~~~~~~~!!"
