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[42zombies]

The peaceful serenity of the village was interrupted by the sound of a large hammer smashing an innocent bystander's head into red, thick paste. IT, now completely armored and called Pestilence, laughed cheerfully.

Everything really could be beaten!

Pestilence jumped onto his short, armored pony and began playing polo with people's heads. This was the greatest moment of his death!

[0fenrir0]

Yunero, the red orc, was sitting down and drinking his tea. When the attack knocked down his cup and spilled it, he stood up. "You..." He called out to Pestilence. "What do you think you are doing to this peaceful village?" He demanded.

[Felix Falora]

Alucard appeared. He smelled blood and, upon seeing Pestilance, he grinned. "Let's see if you are worthy of my presence," he said, grinning maniacally as he pulled out his gun.

[pieandchips]

Richard immediately zoomed in and grabbed both Alucard and Yunero by their throats. He surged magical energy into his hands. "Leave this guy alone. He sits right with me..." Richard said. "Allow me and my colleague, Black Mage, to join on your killing rampage." "It would be our honor" said Black Mage as he sliced through neck of a villager with his knife.

[Felix Falora]

"You're a bunch of freaks," Alucard said. He was not choked, as he did not require air to breath. He suddenly aimed his gun point blank at Richard's head and pulled the trigger, aiming to blow it off.

[42zombies]

IT stared at them in confusion. Why were they fighting? Did he do something wrong? He happily decided to go over to them and share the joy of beating things with his hammer. He rode up to Alucard first, unaware of anything possible.

[Felix Falora]

Alucard grinned sadistically as IT came over. He'd let IT get his hits in. He'd let them see how powerful he truely was.

[42zombies]

IT joyfully lifted his hammer up into the air and swung it down on Alucard's head. The force would have been enough to kill anyone else.

[pieandchips]

"Nice shot" said Richard. Black Mage burned several villagers to death.

[Felix Falora]

Alucard hit the ground and his head was splattered all over the place. He looked dead for now, but then the pieces of his head sprung back together and he stood in one piece again. "Ehehehehehehehe! You better get new tactics because that will not work on me," he said with an insane grin on his face.

[42zombies]

Pestilence smiled beneath his armor. Not paying attention to Alucard at all, he hit him again. "This is fun!" He exclaimed.

[Felix Falora]

Alucard came back up, but without the smile. "This is no fun at all. Aren't you going to do anything different?"

[42zombies]

IT looked at Alucard in confusion. "But this is all I know how to do." He said. "Besides, everything can be beaten!"

[pieandchips]

"Not everything" said Richard as he grabbed Alucard by the throat and surged magical energy into his arm to destroy him

[42zombies]

"Oh, well, I can't do that." IT pointed out cheerfully.