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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 12:23:55 GMT -5
Post by 42zombies on Jun 12, 2008 12:23:55 GMT -5
"Well, I'd hoped I wouldn't have to do this." Azexis sighed as a pen shot out of the suitcase. He pressed the top and a long, pointy blade shot out.
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 16:16:12 GMT -5
Post by Felix Falora on Jun 12, 2008 16:16:12 GMT -5
Alucard poked Alexis. "Pardon me, but you're gonna have to fight me first," he said.
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 16:19:03 GMT -5
Post by 42zombies on Jun 12, 2008 16:19:03 GMT -5
Azexis turned towards Alucard in confusion. "Fight? No, I'm just here to kill." He responded calmly. "Besides, it's just the end of the world, sir. I'm sure that vampires will survive."
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 16:25:38 GMT -5
Post by Felix Falora on Jun 12, 2008 16:25:38 GMT -5
"I wouldn't give a damn about the world ending under normal circumstances, but I'm afraid my employer would be pissed if I let that happen," Alucard said, pulling out his gun while grinning. "Let's see just how well you can fight."
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 17:15:29 GMT -5
Post by 42zombies on Jun 12, 2008 17:15:29 GMT -5
Azexis sighed. "I'm not allowed to fight unless the proper form is filled out in triplicate." The demon explained. "Then, there bust be a two-week wait for the form to go through the proper processes."
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 17:16:34 GMT -5
Post by Felix Falora on Jun 12, 2008 17:16:34 GMT -5
Alucard grimaced. "You have got to be shittin' me," he said.
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 17:23:11 GMT -5
Post by 42zombies on Jun 12, 2008 17:23:11 GMT -5
"Nope; that's how Hell works." Azexis confirmed. "What else did you expect? We're soulless, remember? Now please step down before I'm forced to take legal action."
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 17:43:56 GMT -5
Post by Felix Falora on Jun 12, 2008 17:43:56 GMT -5
"Hehehe, that is Hell. Having to wait until you're able to fight. But still... I cannot let you harm these beings, so go ahead and take your action 'cause I'll still fight you if I have to," Alucard said.
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 17:46:18 GMT -5
Post by 42zombies on Jun 12, 2008 17:46:18 GMT -5
"If I'm not fighting, isn't it just technically beating me up?" Azexis pointed out. Throwing the topic aside, he thrust the blade-pen towards Max.
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 17:48:47 GMT -5
Post by Felix Falora on Jun 12, 2008 17:48:47 GMT -5
Alucard spun around and shot the blade, causing it to spiral off guard due to the explosive kick within his bullets. He then shot at Azexis. "Fine. Then I'll just beat you into oblivion," Alucard replied.
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 17:54:30 GMT -5
Post by 42zombies on Jun 12, 2008 17:54:30 GMT -5
With surprising speed, Azexis grabbed Max and held him in front of him. The bullet passed through both of them and Azexis collapsed on the ground.
"Damn unorthodox methods..." Azexis muttered in pain. "Senor Diablo might demote me for this... oh, well; got the job done."
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 18:40:32 GMT -5
Post by pieandchips on Jun 12, 2008 18:40:32 GMT -5
"I'll take the case!" said Deerface. Probe finished working on Sam.
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 18:54:55 GMT -5
Post by Felix Falora on Jun 12, 2008 18:54:55 GMT -5
"Integra's gonna kill me for this... You're a clever one," Alucard complimented Azexis.
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 21:05:05 GMT -5
Post by 42zombies on Jun 12, 2008 21:05:05 GMT -5
"Hey, thanks." Azexis said. "If you need a new job, I'm sure the boss... would... be... ducks..." In a sudden, intense explosion of flames, the businessdemon vanished, back to Hell. Max's corpse, however, seemed to fade away...
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WTHell
Jun 12, 2008 21:14:58 GMT -5
Post by Felix Falora on Jun 12, 2008 21:14:58 GMT -5
"Hehehe, I'm not getting fired that easy. Just punished, that's all," ALucard said as he faded away as well, called back to Integra's.
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