WTHell

[42zombies]

Sam opened his eyes weakly. "What... what happened?" He asked. "Hey, where's Max? He's not selling the inside of me again, is he?"

[Felix Falora]

"No, he died," some random guy said.

[42zombies]

"What?!" Sam asked. He quickly looked at the man who had randomly performed surgery on him twice. "Do you happen to know if there's a Hell nearby?" He asked hurriedly.

[pieandchips]

"Toward the edge of the island, there's a hole that is very hot, it's LIKE Hell" said Probe. "We're outta here" said BM. He and Richard teleported away. "Damn..." said Deerface. "Well, since it looks like you're going to be sued in the near future, I'll be waiting"

Probe finished up his medical reports.

PATIENT

Sam

DESCRIPTION
The return of Dogface! This time, he and his buddy have been afflicted with a mysterious disease!

SYMPTOMS
He, like all the other people in this street, has been afflicted with some weird disease.

ACTION
Cut him open and hopefully not find another little person. Remove little person if found and maybe clear up disease if I feel like it.
_{Please clear up the disease, Alan - Dr. Bleed}



PATIENT
Maximilian I "Max"

DESCRIPTION
The hyperkinetic rabbity thing is back! Like Sam, he has a mysterious disease. He later died out of my control
_{Do be quiet, Alan. - Dr. Bleed}

SYMPTOMS
Like everyone else, the patient suffers from a mysterious disease caused by some weird dude.

ACTION
See above

[42zombies]

"Alright!" Sam exclaimed as he jumped-- well, considering he'd just been cut open, more like 'sunburndingly stepped'-- into the DeSoto and stamped down on the gas. He began driving towards the Hellhole.