WTHell

[pieandchips]

Black Mage stabbed a villager in the back head and threw him into an alley. Fortunately, that was where Alan Probe M.D. performed surgery.

[Felix Falora]

Alucard was destroyed... then he regenerated again. "Hehehehehehe!" He pulled his gun out and fired at all three of the murderers.

[42zombies]

The bullet his Pestilence in the face and went right through his giant head. Disgusting, green ooze poured from the wound.

[glow=green,2,300]"THE WORLD COMES TO FIRE AS APOCALYPSE DESCENDS."[/glow] The horseman said in a different voice. [glow=green,2,300]"THE WORLD DIES BY DISEASE AND PESTILENCE."[/glow] The horseman collapsed, dead. The air seemed to get thicker.

[pieandchips]

Richard and Black Mage didn't die though, because they were immortal. "What the hell's going on out here?" asked Probe as he threw the fixed villager into the street.

[0fenrir0]

Yurnero bowed down to Alucard respecectfully. "Thank you for bringing an end to that menece." The red orc said to him.

[Felix Falora]

"It wasn't even fun," Alucard said to Yurnero, but then turned to face Richard and Black Mage. "But I wonder... if these two will amuse me," he said.

[42zombies]

Several of the villagers began coughing. One of them looked into his hand and was shocked to see blood.

[shadow=gray,left,300]"GREAT. LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF VIRUS."[/shadow]

Reaper had appeared out of nowhere, floating behind Alucard.

[shadow=gray,left,300]"GOOD THING I'M NOT DEATH BY HORRIBLE DISEASE. WHAT A DAY HE'D HAVE."[/shadow]

[pieandchips]

"We won't fight you." said Black Mage. "You're immortal"

[42zombies]

Reaper shrugged.

[shadow=gray,left,300]"SURE. FINE. WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEAR ME. LOOK, I JUST CAME HERE FOR THE VAMPIRE; I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, BLACK MAGE. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU IDIOTS HAVE UNLEASHED A TERRIBLE PLAGUE UPON THE ISLAND."[/shadow]

A water balloon suddenly flew out of nowhere and hit Reaper, much to his confusion.

[Felix Falora]

Alucard turned to face the Reaper and grinned. "I thought you had forsaken me long ago. What made you change your mind?"

[42zombies]

If Reaper had eyes, they would have been staring at Alucard in confusion.

[shadow=gray,left,300]"YOU'RE CONFUSING ME FOR SOMEONE WITHOUT A PAIR..."[/shadow]

[shadow=gray,left,300]"... OF DEMON-WHISTLES. I'M NOT FROM YOUR DIMENSION; I WAS JUST FOLLOWING SOME IMMORTAL BASTARD HERE. YOUR DEATH'S PROBABLY SOME WIMPY WIMP WHO GOT ENSLAVED BY TWO KIDS OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW."[/shadow]

Reaper watched as a few of the villagers collapsed. This disease worked fast, he had to give it that.

[Felix Falora]

Alucard laughed. "You're interesting. Every version of death I'd seen so far has cowered in my presence," he said.

[pieandchips]

"Holy shit!" said Probe, continually pulling villagers out of the streets and operating on them.

[42zombies]

[shadow=gray,left,300]"YEAH, USUALLY IT'S BACKWARDS."[/shadow]

Reaper poked the air carefully.

[shadow=gray,left,300]"THIS DISEASE IS GOING TO SPREAD TO PEOPLE ALL OVER THE ISLAND. IT'S LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD, ONLY WITHOUT ANY MULTI-HEADED, UGLY-AS-HELL BEAST TO RUN THE THING."[/shadow]

[Felix Falora]

"Pestilance... One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse... He won't stay dead, I bet, but for now, he is," Alucard said. "These people, however, will die. It is unavoidable."