WTHell

[42zombies]

[shadow=gray,left,300]"YUP. SURE IS."[/shadow]

If Reaper could breathe, he would have coughed awkwardly. He rubbed the back of his skull.

[shadow=gray,left,300]"WELL, I'LL SEE YOU EVENTUALLY. TRY NOT TO INFECT ANYONE WITH THE DISEASE."[/shadow]

Reaper turned around and began floating away.

[Felix Falora]

"... Vampires don't get sick," was Alucard's response before he turned to face Richard and Black Mage. "Now... where were we?"

[pieandchips]

"We were about to fight" said BM "But since we're all immortal, it would be pointless. We're all evil, we should join forces with Dimentio and the Wizard to destroy the island." said Richard

"Not on my watch!" said Probe as he kept healing villagers.

[Felix Falora]

"I am not evil, persay. Were it a different time and a different place, I would join you. However... I am controlled by a seal, one that not even you, so-called King of Hell, can break. I am a mere puppet used by the Hellsing Organization as they see fit... If you want to search for one like me that will help you, seek help from Lucifer in Millenium. Odds are he and his so-called master will gladly join forces with them... But I will be fighting against you," Alucard said.

[42zombies]

A black-and-white DeSoto suddenly drove through the group and crashed into a nearby house. A dog and rabbit, both of them unconscious, sat inside of it.

[Felix Falora]

"... Well that was completely different," Alucard said.

[pieandchips]

"Sam! Max!" cried out Probe "What are you two doing here again?!"

"I have not been the King of Hell since the God of War Kratos placed an Immortality Seal on me, which makes my spirit unable to leave my body and rise from the earth as the King of Hell." explained Black Mage

[42zombies]

"We were driving... I passed out." Sam explained. "Had a case... someone called us just a few hours ago..." Max opened his mouth to agree and an unknown liquid poured out.

"Some sort of disease." Sam explained tiredly. "It just hit us out of nowhere... not safe to be too close..."

[pieandchips]

"Bull crap!" exclaimed Probe. He moved Max, first, to the backseat of the car and grabbed his pizza cutter to cut the hyperkinetic rabbity thing open. Lots of poison pockets were present. "Aww... shit. Not more poison"

[42zombies]

"Uh... excuse me?" A voice asked. A man in a business suit stood next to the car, carrying a black briefcase. "I'm afraid I can't allow you to commence with that operation."

[pieandchips]

"And who do you think you are?" asked Probe, turning around

[42zombies]

"I'm Azexis; Vice-President in charge of Hell and Hellish Matters." Azexis explained as he set his suitcase down. "The boss has given be the job of making sure this universe comes to an end. That's why the rabbit needs to die."

"I'm... a lagomorph..." Max said in a daze.

[pieandchips]

"Piss off!" said Probe as he cut into the poison pockets. Liquid poison started to ooze from them. Probe grabbed his handheld vacuum to vacuum all the poison up.

[42zombies]

Azexis sighed. "I'm afraid I have several legal papers that prevent you from commencing with surgery." He explained to the surgeon. The suitcase opened up and shot out a piece of paper. "Due to the fact that you are not tecnically licensed in the state of Pandemonium, the surgery is illegal, and your soul will therefore be custody."

[pieandchips]

"THAT, is for me to decide" said Daniel Deerface, lawyer for Star Fox and Alan Probe, M.D. "Hey, Alan, didja get that thing I sentcha?" he asked. Probe nodded. "We'll take this to court!" said Deerface.

Probe finished up Max and put him in the front seat. "You next!" said Probe, pointing to Sam.