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Post by Jilak on Aug 17, 2009 20:25:23 GMT -5
"Well, I, er... hm... that's PRIVATE INFORMATION." Mandark responded, turning to the side with a huff. It was the BEST response he could come up with at the moment.
"How are you coming along with that... whatever you're doing?"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 17, 2009 20:30:39 GMT -5
"Well, your robots smashed what I had written already, so I'm havin' to start from scratch," Chip said. He was looking over the Null Void Projector as he said this. "But I've also got this portal shootin' thingymerbob, so I've got a starting point."
He stood up and stretched. "But, in any case, I'm hungry. I'll be back later to work on this some more." He walked out the door, then turned back around.
"Oh, yeah, and if you hear anythin' about any decapitation murders, I didn't do it, okay?" he added as an afterthought. "Alright, keep the door unlocked for me!"
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Post by Jilak on Aug 17, 2009 20:53:38 GMT -5
"Alright, then." Mandark called back. He had yet another decision, now. He COULD have locked the doors... but the creature would probably break through them, anyway. Not like there was any point in making it angry when they were on SUCH good terms...
Sarcasm abound, of course.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 20, 2009 21:55:30 GMT -5
((This is continued from the Desperation thread))
"Honeeey, I'm home!"
Chip kicked open the door to Mandark's lab and calmly walked back on down, still giddy as ever. The thing was, his sleeves were covered in blood.
"Sorry I took so long!" Chip said happily.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 21, 2009 16:11:11 GMT -5
"Wait... you... what... I... the blood... forget it. I don't wish to know." Mandark sighed, casually facepalming. Blood on the sleeves of the one that had threatened to murder him earlier. Yeah. The details were definitely unimportant.
"You missed all the fun, actually. There was a disturbance on the Cemetery surveillance cameras. Was going to activate the turrets when something wrecked the receptor. I should probably check that out when you're done with your... portal-making business."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 21, 2009 16:16:18 GMT -5
Chip crossed his sleeve arm things. "You can go ahead and check it out. I gotta clean Gadget anyways. Mmm~" He licked some blood off of a fang on the leechsleeve. "Delicious."
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Post by Jilak on Aug 21, 2009 16:23:03 GMT -5
"And why you do that I'll go back to pretending I have absolutely no idea what you just did. How very non-distressing. Watch the lab for me, if you would. I've got to head to the hull of the building. Since you kinda destroyed most of my primary robots, I'll have to resort to sending out a few classics, I guess." Mandark said in an almost robotic tone.
It wasn't that the creature having a bloodgasm was disturbing, no, not at ALL.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 21, 2009 16:26:56 GMT -5
Chip paused in licking a bit of the extra blood and guts off of Gadget to look at Mandark. "Well, you were tryin' to kill me. But whatev. Just hurry back, hon!"
And now Chip was referring to Mandark as his "honey."
Nope, not disturbing at all.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 21, 2009 16:34:13 GMT -5
He almost managed to ignore the 'hon' comment. Almost. When he stepped foot outside the door, however, his eye twitch was back.
"Ah, my old friends. How I've missed you... but I'd upgraded. I had no more need for you. I see now, my foolishness. GO, MY DARKBOTS. GO AND FIX MY SURVEILLANCE CAMERAAAAAA!" Mnadark flipped the switch. The switch that turned all of his old robots on. Well, the ones that hadn't been broken from the tremors upstairs, that is.
He made his way back upstairs, having done all he needed to do.
"Alright. Cemetery surveillance camera should be back up soon. As long as they don't meet something deadly there, that is. Even if they DO, they mean no harm. It's why I botched them, see. I have no need for harmless objects."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 21, 2009 16:40:46 GMT -5
Chip had finished up with the first leechsleeve and was now working on the other. "Makes sense, yep. Personally, I would a equipped them with some sorta energy shield just in case, but whatever."
He looked at Mandark, and decided he hadn't screwed with the "boy genius" enough yet. "So, honey, when are you gonna propose? I know you're thinkin' of it~"
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Post by Jilak on Aug 21, 2009 17:02:19 GMT -5
"I'll propose you be ripped apart particle by particle soon enough. Don't worry 'honey'." Mandark responded.
'May even make a proposal to whoever leads this island to make sure your particles can't be realigned."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 21, 2009 17:04:22 GMT -5
"Oh, stop playin' hard to get, hon," Chip walked around to behind Mandark and put a hand on the boy's shoulder. On the inside, Chip was cracking up. This was hilarious.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 21, 2009 17:08:42 GMT -5
"Yes, well, this is getting extremely distressing so I'm going to ask you to remove your hand and pretend the entire ordeal never happened. Yep, you can go back to your bloodgasm now. Yep. YEP."
...the boy really should have gotten that involuntary twitch thing looked at.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 21, 2009 17:56:06 GMT -5
"Bloodgasm? Oh, that was just me being hungry. I have to eat a lotta food, y'know. And the most nutrient filled part of the human body is the brain, y'know. That's why cavemen would often scalp people. To get their braaaaaaaaains." Chip said in a statement that would most likely cause Mandark to go all twitchy again.
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Post by Jilak on Aug 22, 2009 16:19:40 GMT -5
And, as if by magic, Mandark was indeed all twitchy again.
"I'm pretty sure it was more because cavemen were cannibals, but we're all... entitled to our opinion." Being who he was, he said the last part through gritted teeth.
Only Mandark was entitled to his own opinion.
...in his opinion.
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