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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 21, 2008 1:32:18 GMT -5
Kazooie came crashing down from the ceiling and into the food court of the mall, carrying Banjo with her. "Just our luck... We can fly with no fly pad, but we still need feathers to stay up!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 21, 2008 2:00:49 GMT -5
"Guess we'll have to find some... or buy them..." Banjo sighed, brushing himself off. "I'm beginning to wonder if this whole journey is worth a map in the first place."
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 21, 2008 11:12:56 GMT -5
Nothing in the world was worth what they were about to experience...
From the tiled, clean foot court floor, a short person burst out of the ground. "'ELLO!" He exclaimed happily. It was Hamson the Halfling. "Sorry for the rude entrance, but my friend buried me underground on accident. He said there was candy down there but I didn't find no candy!" He calmly pulled an old top-hat out of the hole he had emerged from. "Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 21, 2008 12:43:54 GMT -5
"Err.... No thanks. We're just here to get some beer for someone." Kazooie said. "Just point us to where it is."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 22, 2008 12:29:23 GMT -5
"Don't be so rude, Kazooie." Banjo turned to Hamson. "If we watch the trick, will you show us where we can get some beer in this place?"
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 22, 2008 18:10:26 GMT -5
"Yeah, sure!" Hamson exclaimed joyously. He calmly reached his hand into the hat. "Now, I... oh, no... OH, DEAR GODS! NOT AGAIN! IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN! RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" A sliming, oozing tentacle reached out of the hat and dragged Hamson inside. There was a burp and the hat hopped into the hole it had ermerged from.
"Don't worry. That happens a lot." A voice said from the Beer Shack.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 23, 2008 0:53:37 GMT -5
"H-huh??" Banjo watched the spectacle with (not too much) shock, then turned to the Beer Shack. "...oh."
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 23, 2008 2:17:25 GMT -5
"Hello there FOOD COURT!!!!!!" shouted out an obviously drunk Fighter Skeleton. He was the bassist of the alternative rock/hard rock/heavy metal/alternative metal band Boneyard Warriors. They were last seen playing at K.K. Slider Fest '08.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 23, 2008 8:51:45 GMT -5
"Now, then, what can I help you with...?" The voice hissed. A strange, otherworldly glow emerged from the shadows within the shack. "Perhaps some root beer for the kids? Or how about our... SPECIAL?"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 23, 2008 16:50:20 GMT -5
"And what would be this "special?" Kazooie asked.
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 23, 2008 16:53:04 GMT -5
"It's a REALLLY GOOD special!!!" said Fighter. Thief facepalmed at Fighter's drunkenness. "Good God, Fighter, sit down" he said.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 23, 2008 17:24:02 GMT -5
"In exchange for your soul, I create the most delicious beer you've ever tasted in your life and place it in a Cup of Eternity!" A horrible, glowing creature emerged from the shadows. Its skin was pure white, like a perfectly-sculpted four-armed snow-man. Its face was featureless except for fur glowing, red eyes and a slit nose. The legs of a metallic spider replaced the normal lower half of a human.
"I am Lairompx! ONE OF THE DEMON LORDS OF THE ABYSS! I have my own cooking show-- you may have heard of me."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 23, 2008 17:25:55 GMT -5
"Err... No... We don't want to exchange souls. We just want normal booze for crying out loud!" Kazooie yelled at them.
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 23, 2008 18:14:13 GMT -5
"Two beers, barkeep, for the Bear and the Bird" requested Thief Zombie
(wait up for NN1)
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 24, 2008 1:04:59 GMT -5
Banjo stared at Lairompx for a while, until he decided that a drink was not a bad idea.
(oooh... wanna make the duo drunk, fenrir? XD)
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