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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 2, 2008 17:06:24 GMT -5
Banjo brushed the disturbing thought away, giving Kazooie a meaningful glance through his clouded eyes. "Kaz... are you... gonna go off without me?"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 3, 2008 18:24:34 GMT -5
Kazooie sighed. "Banjo, Banjo... We've been through a lot together... I will still travel with you, but you have to know..." She said, bending over onto him. "I'm gay... There, I said it." She said, bluntly.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 3, 2008 18:44:07 GMT -5
Banjo blinked. It didn't quite register. "...uh?"
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Post by pieandchips on Dec 3, 2008 21:20:40 GMT -5
Fighter and Red Mage played a dun-dun-dun riff on their bass and guitar (respectively). "Epic plot twist" said Fighter.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 3, 2008 23:35:56 GMT -5
"...I'm gay! I'm a lesbian! I like women! Can't you get that through thick skull, fuzz brain!?" She yelled angrly and drunk.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2008 2:45:15 GMT -5
Banjo looked extremely intimidated. "...Kaz, I...!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 4, 2008 2:48:50 GMT -5
"You know what... Forget it...! If you weren't smart enough to figure out the kind girl I am before and now, then... Then..." She started to weep a little. "....I don't need you anymore!!!!" She yelled, turning into a bird and taking off just like that.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2008 2:58:08 GMT -5
"WAIT!!" Banjo gaped, standing to his feet wobbly and watching her take off helplessly. After a second, he fell to his knees, still looking up.
"K....Kazooie...!"
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 4, 2008 16:16:08 GMT -5
"Hmm. Didn't see that coming." Lairompx observed as he stirred a poisonous beverage. "Oh, well. So long as she harvests souls for my dark purposes, I'm happy."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2008 16:41:53 GMT -5
"B-but... Ka... Kazooie...!" Banjo let it sunk in, then broke into sobs and hiccups.
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 4, 2008 17:49:25 GMT -5
"Hey, there's no need to be upset." Pep Talk McGee comforted Banjo with a pat on the shoulder. "You two have been friends for a long time! Something like sudden and random lesbianism isn't going to stand between two best friends. You two will meet again, and I know that friendship will prevail!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 4, 2008 19:32:32 GMT -5
Banjo sniffled. "I... I guess so..."
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 5, 2008 16:23:15 GMT -5
"HEY!" Lairompx yelled at Pep Talk McGee as angrily as he could. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE ANYMORE!" Pep Talk McGee ran away fearfully before Lairompx could get to the phone.
"YEAH, YOU RUN!" The demon-lord screamed.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 5, 2008 18:10:31 GMT -5
Depressed, Banjo collapsed over the counter, and when it finally sunk in that his partner had left him, he began to sob.
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