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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 28, 2008 13:49:50 GMT -5
Kazooie took out Mumbo's wand, transforming herself human again. She took a seat next to Banjo, sipping her martini like she should. "Give us more..." She said. "Something with a bigger kick in it..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 28, 2008 14:06:10 GMT -5
Banjo nodded slowly in agreement, stirring the olive in his drained glass. "Yeah... please do."
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 28, 2008 17:46:10 GMT -5
Lairompx laughed a friendly chuckle-- something odd from a Demon lord. "Oh, I think it would be hard to find something with a bigger kick after what you just drank. That was my blood!"
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 28, 2008 19:27:27 GMT -5
"You're a sick man!" said Thief.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 29, 2008 1:20:06 GMT -5
Kazooie immidiatly spat it back out. "W-what!? Oh my... That was... Oh god...!" She fell out of her seat, looking like she was about to throw up.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 29, 2008 9:45:36 GMT -5
"Oh, don't worry!" Laironpx laughed. "It's still technically a martini! And it's not poisonous... unless I want it to be."
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 29, 2008 15:27:45 GMT -5
"That's it." Thief pulled out a flask and started drinking from it.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 29, 2008 17:29:54 GMT -5
"...hm." Banjo, however, didn't seem too affected by it. Well, he was, techinally; he nearly tipped out of his chair in thought. "...can I have 'nother one?" he slurred slightly.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 29, 2008 18:55:27 GMT -5
Lairompx paused. "I'm not sure if I should... it might turn you into a half-fiend. You'd be better off with some of the Halfling stuff." He pulled a tiny barrel out from under the bar. The barrel had a bendy-straw and umbrella in it.
"Halflings have disturbingly tiny livers," the Demon explained, "so their booze has to be served in tiny barrels. They could die if they drank any Dwarven or Orc stuff."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 29, 2008 20:46:06 GMT -5
Banjo blinked. "....'m not a halfling, though," he noted. "But I DON'T wanna turn into a half-fiend..." He shrugged, sipping from the tiny barrel.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 29, 2008 22:06:28 GMT -5
"H-help me.." Kazooie said, staggering back up, somehow ending up behind the counter. "Hey, cute barrel..." She said, taking it and drinking it whole... Realizing the taste. However, she didn't care this time, as she somehow grew... Fond of the drink. She then finished up her drink and turned to the Demon. "More... Give me more...!" She said, shaking him, becoming derrange.
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 29, 2008 22:59:28 GMT -5
"Oh Christ, she's drunk" said Black Mage
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 30, 2008 10:50:39 GMT -5
"Don't shake me." Lairompx hissed, pulling another barrel out. "I could make you suffer like crazy."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 30, 2008 15:17:46 GMT -5
"Calm DOWN, Kaz... sheesh..." Banjo snorted, leaning against her. "Mmm... you're nice 'n soft as a human, Kaz..."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 30, 2008 15:57:39 GMT -5
"Get off me, Fuzzbrain..." She said, slurring and drinking again. "Hit me again..." She said, sounding a bit more sinister. She didn't care if it was his blood or not anymore. It was the best thing she ever drank! "I don't care if I change or not... Could a blessing if I did and we see that witch bitch again."
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