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Post by pieandchips on Nov 24, 2008 1:10:16 GMT -5
"Hey! What are we? Chopped liver?!" shouted out Thief Zombie. "I just offered to buy these guys beer and we're igno-"
"Shut up, Thief" said Black Mage Zombie.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 24, 2008 1:11:36 GMT -5
(I know, I saw, Banjo was noticing the offer)
"...yeah... I could do with one... thanks, um... Mr. Zombie."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 24, 2008 1:29:33 GMT -5
"Banjo, are you sure we should drink this? Wouldn't that fat man get mad?" Kazooie said, warning him.
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 24, 2008 2:19:55 GMT -5
"What fat man?" asked Thief Zombie. Fighter's Skeleton ran in the background with an inebriated "WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 24, 2008 10:00:59 GMT -5
"The yellow, balding one!" Lairompx explained in a surprisingly cheerful voice for a demon. "Also, would you be interested in our special Tropical Mix? Foreign drinks that could blind a pirate for only $3.99!"
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 24, 2008 10:05:48 GMT -5
"Yeah, why not?" said Thief as he dropped $3.99 worth of gold onto the bar.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 24, 2008 10:29:42 GMT -5
The gold floated into one of Lairompx's open hands. "Excellent..." he let out a slight chuckle. Without a moment's hesitation, his two right hands prepared a fruity-looking, bitter-as-hell drink with an umbrella in it. The umbrella disintigrated within a few seconds.
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 24, 2008 17:49:54 GMT -5
"Oh that's nice..." murmured Thief. He drank the whole thing in one gulp. "Um... Didn't that thing tear apart your insides?" asked Black Mage. "What do I care? I'm dead!" Thief replied
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 24, 2008 18:19:08 GMT -5
"You also don't care about anyone other than yourself." Lairompx pointed out. "You're cold and ruthless inside... AND YOU!" He pointed at the Zombies Black Mage. "Your soul is dark and twisted, like licorice. Delicious licorice! But there's too much incompetence for you to do anything... licorice... so tasty..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 25, 2008 11:56:50 GMT -5
"...Look, at this point, Kaz, I REALLY couldn't care less." Then frowned at Lairompx. "Um... do you have any REGULAR drinks that won't, like, fry our insides?"
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 25, 2008 12:02:33 GMT -5
"You mean non-alcoholic?" Lairompx asked calmly. "Yeah, I guess so. You could have just bought them at a normal place, though."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 25, 2008 12:12:58 GMT -5
"No, we want beer. Just that... Beer that won't kill us or take our souls or anything. Just normal booze." Kazooie said.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 25, 2008 12:19:52 GMT -5
"Oh, okay." Lairompx said calmly. With little effort, he hoisted a barrel onto the counter. "This here's a barrel of 'John McBoring's Bland Lemon-Beer'." He said calmly. "It has less alcohol in it than a newborn's liver."
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 25, 2008 13:17:15 GMT -5
"That's sick!" said Thief. He barfed up some of the drink, and it made some of the bar disintegrate. "O thas n1c3" said Red Mage. Thief threw down more gold to pay for the beer (and the bar).
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 25, 2008 13:40:04 GMT -5
"Hmm..." Kazooie dunk her beak in, taking some sips. "Well, that doesn't taste too bad..." She said.
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