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Post by 42zombies on Nov 30, 2008 19:02:28 GMT -5
Lairompx chuckled. "I tell you what... I'll give you all the beer you want if you start working for me." Black fire burned on all four of his hands. "What do you say?! ALL THE POWER OF THE ABYSS AT YOUR SERVICE! YOU'LL BE JUST ONE OF A HUNDRED WARLOCKS IN MY SERVICE! ALL YOU'LL NEED TO DO IS HARVEST SOULS FOR ME EVERY NOW AND THEN! WELL?!
WHAT DO YOU SAY?!"[/b][/size]
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 30, 2008 19:12:51 GMT -5
"Tempting..." Kazooie said, slurring. "Do I become some sort of... Demonoid with... Horrific Hell-spawning powers?" She asked.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 30, 2008 19:46:20 GMT -5
"No-- just a warlock." Lairompx said calmly. "You'll have neat powers and I'll throw in some rum-soaked cookies."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 30, 2008 20:03:28 GMT -5
"...Works for me." She said. "Hit me."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 1, 2008 0:02:23 GMT -5
Somehow, someway, a twinge of common sense swam around in Banjo's drunken mind. He was not liking the sinister tone of his bartender, nor his partner.
"...Kaz... I dun think..." he retched a bit, then continued. "...tha's such a... gewd idea."
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Post by pieandchips on Dec 1, 2008 1:18:39 GMT -5
"Hey, maybe if we play on that conveniently located stage, we'll get free booze!" whispered Fighter. "That's not a bad idea"
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 1, 2008 16:32:28 GMT -5
"TOO LATE!" Lairompx yelled as a horde of tiny demons flew from tiny portals around Kazooie. The demons encircled her, shrouding her in flames. The lights in the mall flickered on and off while horrific images flashed for split-seconds before everyone's eyes. The screams of Lairompx's prisoners echoed through the food court...
And the flames faded with an anticlimactic poof. "Sorry, you can't skip that." Lairompx apoligized. "Well, you're a Warlock now-- you'll need this." He calmly handed a strange dagger to Kazooie. The blade pulsed with eldritch energy.
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Post by pieandchips on Dec 1, 2008 18:39:59 GMT -5
"That was strange" said Thief.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 1, 2008 23:34:42 GMT -5
Kazooie blinked after the event. "...Trippy..." Was all she said. She looked at the dagger with amusement. "Wow, nice knife..." She said.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 2, 2008 0:52:38 GMT -5
"....." Banjo blinked, his eyes blurred. "I've got.... a BAD feeling 'bout this," he quoted.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 2, 2008 0:58:27 GMT -5
"Ahh, who cares what you got..." She said, slurring. "You may be a nice guy, but I was never into to you to begin with..." She said.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 2, 2008 1:19:31 GMT -5
That he caught. "....uh?" he grunted, confused and looking hurt. "Wha... whadda ya mean?"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Dec 2, 2008 1:25:23 GMT -5
"Ohh Banjo, think about it... And think about yourself...." She said, slurring. "When have I been interested in a guy? When have you been interested in a girl?" She burped.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 2, 2008 1:35:21 GMT -5
Banjo gave her a VERY odd look. "..........uh....."
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Post by 42zombies on Dec 2, 2008 16:14:22 GMT -5
"Hmm... too much booze coupled with sudden damnation." Lairompx observed. "I need to remember that..."
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