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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 25, 2008 17:26:23 GMT -5
"THANK you." Having finally gotten his drink, Banjo took a swig. "Ahh... good to know I can get a drink in this place whenever I need it."
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 25, 2008 17:33:34 GMT -5
"You do realize that if you get drunk on this I'll have to mock you for all eternity." Lairompx pointed out. "There's practically only a drop of alcohol in each barrel! The rest is just, like... liquid. The label claims that it's lemon-flavored but it's failed to prove that to me."
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 25, 2008 17:57:30 GMT -5
Fighter crashed into the bar, hungover, for some reason. Apparently skeletons get hungover faster. He was better quite quickly though. "Barkeep, martini on the rocks!"
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 25, 2008 18:25:50 GMT -5
Lairompx grumbled angrily. "I have a name, you know... and a horde of demon slaves willing to fulfill my every dark will, craving the destruction of all races other than demons! Devils, angels, men, elves, gods-- they will all FALL! AND IN THE END, I ALONE SHALL STAND! VICTORIOUS AMONG MY ENEMIES' CORPSES AS THEIR SOULS GLISTEN LIKE STARLIGHT! DO YOU HEAR ME, GODS?! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME![/b] But, really, it's polite to use my name."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 25, 2008 23:03:39 GMT -5
"...he's got a point," Banjo pointed out, ignoring most of the monolgue, as he took another swig. Then he remembered what he said early. "...uh? No alcohol?" He stared at his drink. "...well, no wonder it tastes weird."
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 25, 2008 23:23:50 GMT -5
"Two martinis for the bear and the bird, then, whatever your name is" said Thief, irritated.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 26, 2008 1:05:19 GMT -5
"Oh. Sorry," Banjo grinned at the zombie. "I'm Banjo, and this is Kazooie."
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 26, 2008 2:03:19 GMT -5
"We're..." began Thief. The undead group formed a dramatic pose, with their respective instruments appearing out of nowhere. "THE BONEYARD WARRIORS!!!!!!" A guitar lick played out of nowhere, too.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 26, 2008 10:58:10 GMT -5
"I am Lairompx, a Demon Lord of the Abyss." Lairompx said as he pulled two martinis out from under the bar. "You know, you're the only customers I've had in a long time-- apparently the idea of a fast-food style beer store doesn't appeal to this generation."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 26, 2008 22:37:13 GMT -5
"Woo!" Banjo was almost blinded by the group's sheer awesomeness. "Cool." He took his martini, taking a sip.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Nov 27, 2008 2:12:13 GMT -5
(Nice Kung Fu Panda reference XD)
Kazooie took a drink of the martini, nearly choking. "Ngh... A bit strong..." She said.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 27, 2008 14:40:39 GMT -5
"You're supposed to sip up the sugar on the side with it," Banjo replied, taking a longer drink. "Smooths it out."
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Post by pieandchips on Nov 27, 2008 15:00:48 GMT -5
"We're called the Boneyard Warriors because we're the undead versions of the Light Warriors!" said Fighter. "I think they know that" said Thief
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Post by nintendonut1 on Nov 27, 2008 15:08:32 GMT -5
"Yeah, I kinda figured," Banjo replied, speaking a little bit slower.
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Post by 42zombies on Nov 27, 2008 16:21:14 GMT -5
"Okay, so are you both comfortable?" Lairompx asked calmly. "Enjoying your drinks? Not noticing any strange tastes or scents?"
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